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ARRRGGGHH the site keeps crashing!!!

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27.11.2015
Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
27.11.2015 21:50:53
Floydthatcrazylass

OK is there something wrong the sites server or is it just my internet or Firefox or what? Every time I load up the site tonight I am getting 5 seconds of decent bimbo time before it starts to crash, which has been really fluffing annoying because I’ve been in the midst of writing some of my outrageously long posts, and then they get deleted because I wasn’t finished and the site crashed. ARGH! Now I’m writing everything in Word first and then pasting it into the post box and pressing reply as fast as I can click before the damn thing crashes again. Is this just me? Is it just my sh*tty Sky modem being a b*tch? I’m sooo fed up of this , it’s happened like 20 times already *cries a little*



27.11.2015 21:50:53
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Telaphone
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Agnostica
27.11.2015 22:21:05
Telaphone

Yeah I'm getting some kind of script error too, only on the forums though.

27.11.2015 22:21:05
Floydthatcrazylass
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Posts: 1129
Agnostica
27.11.2015 22:25:51
Floydthatcrazylass

Oh good it's not just me... Not good that it's happening to you Telaphone, but I'm not alone so... yeah good. I don't have to throw my modem out of the window, this is a good thing. I hope this stops soon... le sigh.

27.11.2015 22:25:51
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k9kittykat
Level 38
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Secville
28.11.2015 02:06:24
k9kittykat

It happened while I was dressing my Bimbo...

28.11.2015 02:06:24
I take responsibility for what I say, but I am not responsible for what you do not understand.
LG_stephy
Level 9
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Posts: 231
Freethinkerland
28.11.2015 02:28:06
LG_stephy

I have also had this issue.
Sadly, it has not been confined to the forums, though it is at its worst here.
It's really frustrating.

I don't know if it's related but the section at the bottom of the page (i.e. Bimboland News/Bimboland Stats) is all odd and stretched out.
I hope that this issue is resolved soon.


28.11.2015 02:28:06
Your apple core is weak.
Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
28.11.2015 11:36:27
Floydthatcrazylass

Yeah it's the same for me. AAAANNNDDD the site is still saying 'unresponsive script' on a regular basis. Getting really peeved with it now.

28.11.2015 11:36:27
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Cassette
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Secville
28.11.2015 13:07:08
Cassette

I thought it was just me! I’ve been trying to post for agessss! I kept refreshing the page and even thought I had left my laptop on for too many days and restarted it. I also tried accessing it on my iPad before checking senate to see if you guys were having this problem too.

Thank Gimbo it isn’t just me. I think it may have to do with the widgets at the bottom (like hot in senate) not working as well. 

P.S. Thanks for the tip on typing in word first and copy/pasting. I don’t know why I didn’t think of before!


28.11.2015 13:07:08
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Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
28.11.2015 14:03:03
Floydthatcrazylass

Tis' fine, it's the only way I've been able to post ANYTHING for the past half a day. How can I be a boarding on the obsessive player if I can't constantly post things!? ·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ ) Please sort this out soon guys, I know it's been less than a day but even so...

28.11.2015 14:03:03
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Liliwen Nissa
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Atheista
28.11.2015 14:51:48
Liliwen Nissa

I'm having the same issues, it's beyond annoying.

28.11.2015 14:51:48
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
28.11.2015 17:09:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

I think I know what is going on.

28.11.2015 17:09:41
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