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Popular debate online right now, would you rather pick a bear or a man?

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The Runway
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Created
06.05.2024
Author
ayeshaaxx
ayeshaaxx
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Antitheocra
06.05.2024 03:25:08
ayeshaaxx

I personally think I'd go for the bear.

06.05.2024 03:25:08

bhunny
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Freethinkerland
06.05.2024 06:46:52
bhunny

bear tbh

06.05.2024 06:46:52

Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
07.05.2024 11:48:18
Daphnee_Mino

i want to stay hopeful in humanity and say man... we can talk and survive together... but I love bears and I am delusional believing in that the bear would recognize the real and me... me and her would vibe. also i really want to pet a bear and I'm risking it... any bear... I would not enthusiasticly pet any man.


07.05.2024 11:48:18

Abu Hamza
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Reasonopia
08.05.2024 08:03:37
Abu Hamza

Thank you for asking this very important question my sister.

I am not an irrational woman who has to prove her victimhood in such silly moments, so I will allow myself to give a rational male answer:

When it comes down to fighting either a man or a bear in the woods, my decision will obviously depend on the size and race of both. 

However, if we are going based off of the most "standard measurement", so average sized, average IQ man with no weapon.
And average size, average aggression brown bear startled in the woods for example. 

Of course, as a rational man who approaches this question literally and thinks about survival (and not how obvious I can make it that I don't trust men, and how much opium I can take to I can make myself forget how silly it looks), I would have to pick the man. 

I can easily fight man with stick from the woods or fists in one second.
Of course, as boxing expert, I would be able to defeat bear easily as well and he would be with Allah instantly - but it would be more of a fight I will say. More risky. For woman, easily no chance.

I wonder if any woman has a logical, physical, rational answer as to how she plans to approach the fight against the bear vs the man?

Remember you are in the woods, all you have to fight is the tools of Allah, and each side has no weapons or time to prepare anyway.

Where is the logical explanation? If emotions are no factor?  

If any of you are interested in boxing techniques please DM me. I hope none of you ever get yourselves hurt with hubris - many men think they can easily fight a bear, but only true boxing experts can. 

I am feminist after all, I understand woman has it very hard due to smaller brain first of all, but also if I get emotional I can just beat my wife and woman does not have that option. I can empathize of course. 

08.05.2024 08:03:37
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



Daphnee_Mino
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Agnostica
08.05.2024 10:30:13
Daphnee_Mino

^^^ "my decision will obviously depend on the size and race of both..."
okay im living for this nuance... we need the profile of the man...like if its the average ximboland himbo we will find eachother and start vlogging the whole experience immediatly. if its the average turkish male im taking him down asap no problem. also do i have a gun or? wandering the agnostica forests i always have one on me... you will never see it tho bc im not here to flex it. just for protection if i HAVE to.

08.05.2024 10:30:13

Abu Hamza
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Posts: 397
Reasonopia
08.05.2024 10:33:24
Abu Hamza

turkish man no problem, but russian or chechen or afghan man... i would rather fight 4 bears my sister 

no gun for anyone. bear, man and you are all unarmed remember.  

08.05.2024 10:33:24
  هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا



OvercookedIntellect
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Posts: 218
Antitheocra
11.05.2024 04:55:49
OvercookedIntellect

A strong handsome man any day. I also don’t mind being there with a woman either.

11.05.2024 04:55:49

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