Salam my Xiblings and fellow Xitizens,
A new Islamic era is upon us.
I have debated becoming politically active in this land before, but due to my status as an immigrant and also ex-detainee of Xuantanamo, I was unsure.
Besides, I had no reason to.
We have a male rational leader now, the sharmutas are flocking to me everyday, weak police and female leaders are gone, women started wearing hijab, AND I had a year's supply of Afghan Opium to get through within these next few weeks... My life as a Xitizen was and still is Islamic and peaceful at this point in time.
However, I can see this land and those who walk it still desperately need Allah.
So, today, I am sharing my manifesto. I ask you all to please vote for me in the upcoming Prime Ximbo election on May 1st. I am here standing in this election up against my fellow sisters and brothers, not because I take this role lightly, but because I am committed to improving this land and making it more Islamic.
My Manifesto:
My goal is to enact complete and total Sharia Law in this land eventually, but these are the changes I will start with:
-Weekly Modest Fashion Contest to encourage creativity with hijab.
-Weekly Quran course & monthly Quran quizzes. Eventually, these courses will become mandatory.
In addition, I recommend any interested Ximbos also brush up on their Arabic reading skills, as it will improve their understanding of Quran in its original form, mashallah.
-Prosecute Bimbos who offend the male eye: This includes bimbos who are not properly covered as well as bimbos who have too many piercings, tattoos, unnatural haircolor, etc.
-Fashion Police will be men and hijabi women only.
They will primarily jail women who speak too much, women who dress immodestly and men who sleep with other men.
-Women who have husband will have to hand over all legal, political and financial matters to husband.
-Focus on Islamic core values: family, hijab, Quran, patriarchy, boxing.
-Mandatory gym time for any bimbos using the divine body types, and any himbos who are weak and unislamic.
-Mosque will be built in town square immediately after I take office.
عندما أصبح رئيسًا للوزراء، هل سأحصل على المزيد من شارموتا؟ فاي
Why should I become Prime Ximbo?
I am rational, male, true Muslim, go to gym everyday and want to see this land succeed. I want to see everyone go to Jannah and expel Iblis from this land, inshallah.
You can see evidence of me being an active member in the community, including many creative outfits I post in forum, complimenting beautiful bimbos, starting halal contest and interesting religious discussions in forum, etc.
There should be no doubts left that Abu Hamza needs to become Prime Ximbo immediately or you godless heathens are all lost forever.
Inshallah this land will see the light and peace be with you all. (باستثناء الدب الذي يرتدي الهالة)
I hope to see many rational, islamic votes for Abu Hamza this May.
هناك الكثير من النساء بدون الحجاب هنا
