Prime Ximbo:
Treasury (USD):
0
2
3
3
6
6

Ximboland Clock

Lets get to work - 2/4/2024

Posts
267
Created
02.04.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Daphnee_Mino
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 23017
Reputation: 22620
Posts: 602
Agnostica
08.04.2024 20:36:24
Daphnee_Mino

Abu Hamza wrote:
generic bimbo 2 wrote:
I'm like so confused. can someone explain plz <3
they are jew, my sister
mazel tov!!!

08.04.2024 20:36:24

KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
08.04.2024 22:14:14
KatieBoutique



08.04.2024 22:14:14
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 157651
Reputation: 46692
Posts: 2268
Secville
09.04.2024 00:42:19
ButterfIy

Cunning Linguist wrote:
what makes you think im not jewish? & what was the point of trying to be an instigator?

& sorry if i dont believe you after you've falsely claimed to be multiple different races, genders, & sexualities on here
Oh my g-d, you are just disgusting. Pretending to be Jewish woman online when you are fully aware of what Jewish individuals, like myself and AuntieLice, are going through presently. Our religion is not a costume, you cannot wear it when it suits you and toss it to the side when it doesn't. Your comment was in poor taste, delete it, apologise to us and move on.

09.04.2024 00:42:19
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Generic Bimbo
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 517
Reputation: 612
Posts: 16
Agnostica
09.04.2024 15:44:18
Generic Bimbo

I don’t get it? 

09.04.2024 15:44:18
Generic Bimbo 6
Level 10
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 720
Reputation: 729
Posts: 9
Agnostica
09.04.2024 17:33:07
Generic Bimbo 6

Me either:(

09.04.2024 17:33:07
Magalina Hagalina
Level 28
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16957
Reputation: 9586
Posts: 228
Atheista
09.04.2024 21:44:13
Magalina Hagalina

i'm gonna be on the level with ya'll, lil ladies... i dont think i get it either. sounds, looks, an' smells like hogwash to me though. 

09.04.2024 21:44:13
♥ musky, crusty, famously obscene-uh ♥
Cunning Linguist
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 313517
Reputation: 59094
Posts: 181
Atheista
10.04.2024 03:37:59
Cunning Linguist

ButterfIy wrote:
Cunning Linguist wrote:
what makes you think im not jewish? & what was the point of trying to be an instigator?

& sorry if i dont believe you after you've falsely claimed to be multiple different races, genders, & sexualities on here
Oh my g-d, you are just disgusting. Pretending to be Jewish woman online when you are fully aware of what Jewish individuals, like myself and AuntieLice, are going through presently. Our religion is not a costume, you cannot wear it when it suits you and toss it to the side when it doesn't. Your comment was in poor taste, delete it, apologise to us and move on.
i dont need to pretend to be amything online, unlike you & your small army of alts

so are you a gay black man, a straight white woman, or both jewish women today? damn, make up your mind...

10.04.2024 03:37:59

AuntieLice
Level 60
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 168146
Reputation: 78532
Posts: 2452
Secville
10.04.2024 12:50:02
AuntieLice

Not transvestites who have spent 4 years making alts in hopes of rigging the elections accusing anyone else of having alts. How did that work out for you? Keep dreaming, girl.

10.04.2024 12:50:02
“Then two years ago, I became a public figure representing domestic abuse, and I felt the full force of our culture’s wrath for women who speak out.” -Amber Heard
KatieBoutique
Level 266
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 19277397
Reputation: 104507
Posts: 2858
Reasonopia
10.04.2024 15:47:20
KatieBoutique

The Toolkit is Excalibur.
It should be used to unite all bimbos
Not serve the vanity of a single ximbo.

King Arthur - EXXXCALIBUR

10.04.2024 15:47:20
#THESLAYYYCASTWITHKATIE&SLAYTO
I need new outfits.  Let's go Shopping...
StrangeSnow
Level 40
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50446
Reputation: 22511
Posts: 605
Secville
10.04.2024 16:38:14
StrangeSnow

New drinking game 
Take a shot every time buttlice calls someone fat, chubby, or a transvestite
of course shots of water so you don’t die of alcohol poisoning 

10.04.2024 16:38:14

Please LOGIN to post a reply.

Ximboland asks you to accept cookies for performance, social media and advertising purposes. Social media and advertising cookies of third parties are used to offer you social media functionalities and personalised ads. To get more information about these cookies and the processing of your personal data, check our Privacy & Cookie Policy.
For more information on Google's privacy policy please see here. By continuing to browse you consent to our cookies.
OK

Cookies and Policy


Cookies Policy

Ximbolands uses cookies on https://ximbo.land. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be "persistent" or "session" cookies.

How Ximbolands uses cookies

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising.

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you'd like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

×

Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

×
×

Report a problem

×

Type name of the Ximbo you are looking for...