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A debate on gender in the context of Bimbos and Ximboland

Category
Xemocracy Arena
Posts
277
Created
20.03.2024
Author
SweetasNuts
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270200
Reputation: 31732
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:36:52
Iowa

i remember randomly checking in on bimboland during a months-long hiatus only to see that you had taken a post i'd made on reddit asking for advice about choking during sex and just pasted it verbatim in the forums like it was you asking. nobody got the joke except for you, nobody knew they weren't your words except for you. doesn't matter. i'm so obviously pathetic mentally ill vermin and yet you're just so obsessed with me that you can't not think about me even when i'm not around to see it and even when no one else knows what you're talking about. me and my genitals literally just occupy a permanent space in your brain. no matter how many times you try and fail to get under my skin or make me feel bad about myself by repeating the same epithets i've heard 100 times i have that on you. i'm mentally ill, i'm pathetic, i'm disgusting, i'm vile, i'm stupid, i'm a deviant, and you're the one who keeps bringing me up every chance you get regardless of if i'm around or not. i am fundamentally better than you for that reason. the fact that you also lied about being an indian-japanese-black-hispanic-jewish-muslim gay man is just really funny.

25.03.2024 04:36:52
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 156741
Reputation: 46663
Posts: 2268
Secville
25.03.2024 04:45:03
ButterfIy

“i'm mentally ill, i'm pathetic, i'm disgusting, i'm vile, i'm stupid, i'm a deviant“

You said it, we were all thinking it! What degree are you studying anyway? Might as well give me my last cackle before I go to sleep.

25.03.2024 04:45:03
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270200
Reputation: 31732
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:48:44
Iowa

not even denying it lol. who's worse, the mentally ill pathetic disgusting vile stupid deviant or the person who can't stop thinking about them?

also so you can add it to your little iowa shrine i'm getting a bachelor's of science in chemistry. and before you ask, no i'm not getting a chemistry degree to figure out how to transition the youth more efficiently, that's just a bonus. have sweet dreams, i'm sure i'll be in them, knowing you.

25.03.2024 04:48:44
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 156741
Reputation: 46663
Posts: 2268
Secville
25.03.2024 04:53:51
ButterfIy

I’ve already listed the ways in which you are both physically and intellectually inferior to me, I see no reason to re-list them.

They said LGB without the T so she put the T in STEAM, but they shipped it back. They do seem to let everybody into STEM these days, huh? Hopefully they keep you away from the sulphuric acid. We don’t need you burning your breasts off.

Anyway, not sure about my dreams, but you will definitely be in my prayers. God knows the trans community needs all the help they can get. I’d hate for you to off yourself before I got another laugh or comedic, though earnest, reddit post out of you. Goodnight darling!

25.03.2024 04:53:51
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270200
Reputation: 31732
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 04:58:29
Iowa

i'm both physically and intellectually inferior to you and yet here you are! and here you will be, talking about me and my genitals, even if i'm offline or have not played in months, as we have seen. sad!



25.03.2024 04:58:29
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 156741
Reputation: 46663
Posts: 2268
Secville
25.03.2024 05:00:07
ButterfIy

Wouldn’t say talking, it’s more like taking the piss out of them. I just find it so outlandish and funny that I’m basically forced to laugh at you. I wouldn’t take it personally, Dean get’s the same treatment. Thanks!

25.03.2024 05:00:07
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270200
Reputation: 31732
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 05:10:29
Iowa

be sure to load up your CPAP machine with enough copium to get you through the night before you go to bed

25.03.2024 05:10:29
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
ButterfIy
Level 59
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 156741
Reputation: 46663
Posts: 2268
Secville
25.03.2024 05:31:25
ButterfIy

No thanks, I don’t have OSA like the average chubby tranny such as yourself. Be sure to sure to shove enough finasteride down your throat to keep your “male” pattern baldness at bay—about as close as you’ll be getting to being a man. Not going to mention its use in treating enlarged prostates, since you don’t have a prostate for obvious reasons.

25.03.2024 05:31:25
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
Iowa
Level 70
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 270200
Reputation: 31732
Posts: 1074
Reasonopia
25.03.2024 06:25:14
Iowa

she’s still going lol

25.03.2024 06:25:14
✖ he/him pronouns ✖ chris/sweetasnuts doesnt care about this game
moonflower
Level 75
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 327172
Reputation: 37940
Posts: 415
Atheista
25.03.2024 07:26:19
moonflower

Should have known exactly who would be lurking in this forum topic, christ almighty. You would think for someone that hates ***** so much you would stop engaging with us.

15:03 15/03 slur removed.

25.03.2024 07:26:19
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

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