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The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Created
22.03.2015
136
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5777
Reputation: 3732
Married with: Ms. Crushinator
F*** buddies with: Cassette , Lilliandra
Ceres
Oh Yes , today was such a lovely day.
My final exams was today
I believe I did fairly well.
Went into town and was on a mission with some classmates.
Now I'm on a job hunt for the summer. 
Oh hey Globby you seem peachy today...why is globby green?


30.03.2015 21:05:19
162
Level 60
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 170253
Reputation: 8779
Married with: AlexasPanties
F*** buddies with: SweetasNuts , IslandDream , RuinaLovelace
HeavenLeighBimbo
Well done Ceres !!!
A positive attitude about the conclusion to EXAMS, must mean you studied well !!!

A mission ?  Did you find your reward?

Globby is green because I caught him doing something nasty and I really don't want to tell you.

While you were looking for him under Doug, Globby mixed this in the kitchen:

One scoop of Pistachio ice-cream.
Two shots of Single Malt Scotch aged 20 years
A pint of Club soda.
 I even saw him put one of Barbies umbrellas in the foam. 

  Where did he learn to mix things up like that?
  I'll have a talk with Doug, when he wakes up to get another drink.


30.03.2015 22:11:09
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136
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5777
Reputation: 3732
Married with: Ms. Crushinator
F*** buddies with: Cassette , Lilliandra
Ceres
I'mma get myself a drink .
Should  even try this concoction ?
Globby you need a bath then..oh wait
nevermind you'll just grow new skin.
This colour might suit you 
30.03.2015 22:20:12
162
Level 60
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 170253
Reputation: 8779
Married with: AlexasPanties
F*** buddies with: SweetasNuts , IslandDream , RuinaLovelace
HeavenLeighBimbo
ahhhh,  Only saw Globby turn green...

Not sure I would try it myself.  Sounds like a wet mess to me. 
We cant have Senators dancing naked on tables, in the Pub.
Think of the reputation the soap box might get !!!
Slippery when wet signs just might work, and scare off the  Big,Hot, Firemen with hoses.

  No, I think I'll stick to the house Ale.
  A session ale is better for politicking with grouchy ole' Kings.

Notice all the nose prints, pressed against the outside glass?
The pub hit 1000 + views. 
Someone wants to see, but is to shy to take the soap box.

  Maybe Globby can become the sandwich-board advertiser.
Licking ankles, and handing out samples of his pistachio delight concoction, while juggling the glasses with a flourish.
With enough kisses Globby might even turn RED again. 

30.03.2015 23:18:11
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136
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5777
Reputation: 3732
Married with: Ms. Crushinator
F*** buddies with: Cassette , Lilliandra
Ceres
HaHa oh that/s a pretty good idea minus the licking ankles
...that might scare them away..but the juggling should attract.
I mean who wouldnt want to see
a green fiesty ole globfish doing tricks on a table selling his infamous concoction.
Aw man globby come on stop wetting me!  Damnnn
30.03.2015 23:35:14
162
Level 60
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 170253
Reputation: 8779
Married with: AlexasPanties
F*** buddies with: SweetasNuts , IslandDream , RuinaLovelace
HeavenLeighBimbo
Ceres wrote
a green fiesty ole globfish doing tricks on a table selling his infamous concoction.
Aw man globby come on stop wetting me!  Damnnn

"Alright,
 Who ordered the Prime of Beef Cakes, with a condiment of Stripped Flank Steak horseradish ?"

That was not on the MENU !!!!!! 
 Damn delivery boys, always mucking up the orders.
  They should be ashamed of the tie-dyed shirts, and bobble-heads on the top of the delivery cars.

  Just deliver, without spilling the soup.
Sticky fingers are hell to to clean now, without Globby.

" Don't make me get the soap box outta' the corner !?1?1??1? "

Singing Telegrams are acceptable, as long as it doesn't violate the Health code.  :P

Who ordered the Baccalaureate Special ?
   Cerea,  this must be YOURS !!!!  ^5


31.03.2015 01:22:41
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136
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5777
Reputation: 3732
Married with: Ms. Crushinator
F*** buddies with: Cassette , Lilliandra
Ceres
C'est mienne! Merci
Had to go under that corn again..
He just wants to lick my hair pff

31.03.2015 02:00:10
162
Level 60
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 170253
Reputation: 8779
Married with: AlexasPanties
F*** buddies with: SweetasNuts , IslandDream , RuinaLovelace
HeavenLeighBimbo
[A random post about several subjects}

I found it very interesting you speak French.  I am very hesitant to post in this thread made by Space Baby. http://www.bimbolands.com/senate/topic/73

My resume' would be overwhelming.  Life after 45 years of age, gives you many different qualifications.  I wouldn't even know where to begin to write of such things.  I believe that is just best to read between the lines, and listen to my stories.  I feel bad for not being about to support Space-babies thread at this time.
  It actually hurts me to not feel the need to tout my various accomplishments.   Does that sound weird?


 I am a very avid player of Ma Bimbo.  indeed very MAD. A level 7 with 7,780,000 BA and 2407 days of playing.  So unique I get fan-mail by the dozens.
They always go something like this:
Wow, comment tu as fait pour être à un niveau bas comme ca xd Avec autant de BA *-* ? ^^

I wonder why the players never can seek the path they feel is a winning strategy.
Fame and glory is made by learning, feeling, and trial and error.  Life is the most challenging game in the universe.

Time always is the best teacher,
 Not a question to a stupid Bimbo.  So many times I teach my methods, and never even get a :) in return.  
   It makes me worry about a planet of people who can't think for themselves, unless someone else does the thinking for them.
 




31.03.2015 21:37:55
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162
Level 60
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 170253
Reputation: 8779
Married with: AlexasPanties
F*** buddies with: SweetasNuts , IslandDream , RuinaLovelace
HeavenLeighBimbo
Ceres wrote:
C'est mienne! Merci
Had to go under that corn again..
He just wants to lick my hair pff

Tu es magnifique Aujourd'hui!

Globby et ses traitements de cheveux semblent faire des merveilles pour votre maïs cheveux soyeux de pure beauté





31.03.2015 21:47:52
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136
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5777
Reputation: 3732
Married with: Ms. Crushinator
F*** buddies with: Cassette , Lilliandra
Ceres
Il semble pour vrai..merci ma puce globby je t'apprecie! 
^_^ licks ice cream
Oh globby t'es normale encore? ah no
HLB our plan for him juggling has been soiled.
31.03.2015 22:38:04

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