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NikkiBimbo- My Story

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18
Created
01.03.2016
Author
NikkiBimbo
camila_cole
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 413
Reputation: 466
Posts: 5
Freethinkerland
16.10.2016 23:31:34
camila_cole

wow

16.10.2016 23:31:34
blaksally
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 60
Reputation: 78
Posts: 5
Atheista
10.11.2016 02:35:35
blaksally

BoOOBIES 


10.11.2016 02:35:35
British Ambi
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 941
Reputation: 1374
Posts: 182
Secville
17.11.2016 21:32:59
British Ambi

48502_12.pngNikkiBimbo wrote:
Hello Bimbos,
I wanted to share my story with you all- I'm sure many of you will have your own similar tales and I'd love to hear them all... but back to me.
Many years ago I lived in Sweden. A beautiful land with beautiful people, and yet my looks still outshone even the hottest of them. I was the singer in a small town punk band with a bad attitude. We were the best but nobody took my talent seriously. They didn't believe that someone like me could be one of them- I was too blonde, too beautiful, too much of a bimbo for them. 
So I decided I didn't need them. I left for America, the land of dreams, thinking that there I would be free to live my Bimbo life with all the rich, famous and surgically enhanced in LA. But I soon discovered that I was too sexy even for them and was outcast once more by jealous and lustful eyes. 
Until...one night, at a bar I had been using to pick up guys (all of who bored me after one dissatisfying night) I saw a vision of pure bimboliscious beauty: Miss Bimbo. 
We became friends and partners in crime immediately and knew we had to escape our oppressive environment. We made plans and together we set sail across many oceans eventually finding ourselves on this beautiful land we live on today. As word got out we were joined by more and more Bimbos looking for a place to feel free and unjudged for having amazing bodies and to finally meet people worth their time.
I will always be indebted to Miss Bimbo for saving me from the boredom of a life amongst the flat chested and boring.
And here I am now, living life on Bimbo land with my fellow sexy Bimbos! 
xoxo



17.11.2016 21:32:59
Ambersissyslut
Level 120
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1377670
Reputation: 214390
Posts: 3282
Secville
27.04.2017 21:45:08
Ambersissyslut

Hello Nikki. I just loved your story. Thank you for sharing. Your gorgeous sweetie.

27.04.2017 21:45:08
Amber Sissy Slut
ASS ♠️
CinnamonAndSunshine
Level 222
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 8861940
Reputation: 494482
Posts: 1882
Freethinkerland
24.08.2017 16:27:16
CinnamonAndSunshine

:0 :0

24.08.2017 16:27:16
I absolutely love this place and you guys. You all make me feel like i really belong ❤️
I try not to get involved with the politics of this game, I just want to have fun and get to know people :)
KenzieTheKitten
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5152
Reputation: 4071
Posts: 100
Atheista
22.05.2018 18:36:34
KenzieTheKitten

That story was amazing. <3


22.05.2018 18:36:34

       XOXO
Tiffyann
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 132573
Reputation: 57251
Posts: 341
Reasonopia
06.06.2018 18:32:15
Tiffyann

How intriguing! How did you get "out of the box" on your job? Can I create a job for myself too? This site needs a resident mystic! ME!!! I am oracle.

06.06.2018 18:32:15

Marisol Corazon
Level 74
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 321939
Reputation: 101351
Posts: 3275
Atheista
04.07.2019 20:16:41
Marisol Corazon

Yay Nikki!

04.07.2019 20:16:41
People outnumber bears in this world. Farmed salmon are poisonous.  Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

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