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What TV series do u currently love?

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MonsterGaGa
MonsterGaGa
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Freethinkerland
23.05.2016 19:42:56
MonsterGaGa

At the moment I'm totally obsessed with Game of Thrones! What are u currently watching? Any new series that might be worth watching? Xoxo

23.05.2016 19:42:56
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
23.05.2016 20:43:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

I only watch Net Flix so I'm  always a year behind of the trends...  But
   I just started watching, The New Girl. (Link to  funny 'out-takes' shown on You Tube)
   I love Hating that show !!!
   I don't know what it is about it, but I cannot binge watch it, because I begin to gag at the immature story line's !!! I'm still working on my Gag reflexes, and can tolerate a whole episode now as long as I brush my teeth afterwards.
  Then I love the actress and her wardrobe.  So I watch another episode a few days later  and 'Hate everything about it all over again except the actress's performance, and outfit's.
   A show I hope will soon end, and I can finally stop wanting to see 'What she is WEARING' in the next stupid episode of The New Girl.
   The worst thing is,  even the stories end up making me cry, 80% of the time.  Heart warming Tear's.
   I hate loving that poorly produced show.

  With Love, Your Bimbo Fan.
  My advice to the show:
     Remove all the metro-sexual men, and replace them with athletic attractive women, who have the same personalities as the 'canned' men...
 
All they would have to do is change a few pro-nouns in the script.  The men are worse actor's, than real pre-teen girls with popcorn and sleeping bag's.
       They can't even make looking stupid, look good.
  What is it with Hollywood? They want to take good looking men, dress them like they are homosexual, act homosexual, but still chasing women like man whore's? (in turn making me hate the male characters because they seem neutered and missing some balls because they are so immature chasing the women. This is the writers fault, I believe, for not knowing anything about male/female relationships. The writer seems to be sexually conflicted, and makes a total mess of the first season's male cast members.)  Male room mates, arguing about never seeing each others penis's when the 'NEW GIRL' did?
    How totally childish, and I can't remember any party I went to where men complained that another man didn't get to see his friend's penis.  Then Stalks him, to see his penis in the bathroom.    [So many mixed messages there, I don't even know where to begin to MOCK the producers of such total trash. It is acceptable to be a 'peeping Tom', staring over the bathroom stalls, to see sexual organ's of your room-mate.]
 Illegal, to most people,  but something to laugh about in a TV show.  So just make an illegal activity funny with the promise of all the sex organs's you can see in public restroom's.
    It's OK,  Only Men are concerned with the length other men's penises and it was purely scientific to invade another persons privacy.

  It's just too confusing for this bi-sexual woman, and make's me want to scream.  I shouldn't be so totally attracted to the New Girl, Jessie, but she is the only one in the show, I can relate too, only just slightly.  I would Pussy whip three men in that situation, and It wouldn't even be fun for me to do it. Giving candy to shit piles like them was only about the money I took in return.  Of course you need to make a funny show mocking men and relationships with a woman,  so bring out the clown's!!!!  ahh   I mean Men.

  If that is Hollywood's version of the three perfect, ethnically diverse, heterosexual 25 year old men in 2016,,,, to mate with ?!?!?!?!  
         You needn't worry about getting married anymore.  Skip the expense of a divorce. Let him buy the drinks if he can, and just sue for child support later.
    "Good God, I Hope The New Girl Doesn't sleep with one of them......"
  Yes,  I'm staying tuned to watch the disaster unfold. Reminding myself that it is just a work of fiction and art to remain sane in 'Hollywoodlands'...
 A New name for the Show:" Penis Envy: A roomie's passion. Part One."
  Three men like that and me, would more be a show about a Black Widow spider eating the diminutive and unremarkable male for breakfast, and his buddy for lunch. and his father for a snack. All before they can even see their goal.  A woman, ?  Where is the penises? A room mate better take off his shirt and show us his city style Cheese-cake abs.
     Turn out the light's and  make it quick, before I begin to laugh at  city-male members. 
  Real men are in the mountains, and even without a hat, they don't seem obsessed with the bathroom activities of other men.  At least I never heard one talk like I did in the show.  The writer was projecting his values, and curiosity in a totally pubescent way.
   Homosexual ambiguity with the males, is not a very good way to develop a show with so much heterosexual tension because of the sexy female in the situation and flat.  It is the only thing the show has going for it.  It is a disaster that must be watched to know for certain you just wasted a few hour's becoming just a little more stupid, but at least it is Entertaining as your brain rots.  
   
 

23.05.2016 20:43:16
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
24.05.2016 02:03:46
Phuckinbimbo

Not in any particular order;
American Dad
Family Guy
The Cleveland Show
The Simpson's
South Park
Bordertown
Archer

24.05.2016 02:03:46
One can not feel when they have no soul.





Rosie381
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Atheista
24.05.2016 06:42:04
Rosie381

I've gotten pretty into blindspot these last couple weeks. Makes me want more tattoos

24.05.2016 06:42:04
0liverae
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Agnostica
17.06.2016 23:40:42
0liverae

rupaul's drag race

17.06.2016 23:40:42
kathiegym
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Agnostica
18.06.2016 02:08:09
kathiegym

I do LOVE Vis a vis

18.06.2016 02:08:09
LOVE YOURSELF
xlaydieeebx
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Atheista
18.06.2016 13:09:25
xlaydieeebx

Jane the virgin, Empire, Big brother & Love island. 

18.06.2016 13:09:25
 I would describe myself as A Caffeine dependent life-form, Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict,  I'm very busy and awesome, I absolutely hate Facebook, and anything else having to do  with hashtags, I prefer my puns intended, I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my  birthday and when it’s not.
beauah
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Atheista
18.06.2016 15:58:53
beauah

I recently started 'The skins' but I stopped after a few episodes, I really need to continue. 

18.06.2016 15:58:53
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kathiegym
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Agnostica
18.06.2016 18:20:29
kathiegym

I adore OC and Skins still.... Hehehehe I have a teenager's soul

18.06.2016 18:20:29
LOVE YOURSELF
Sylphaen
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Reasonopia
26.06.2016 23:09:18
Sylphaen

i'm still hooked on the mentalist and modern family... so many episodes. i want to re-watch the good wife soon too

26.06.2016 23:09:18

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