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12.08.2016
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
12.08.2016 08:24:36
HeavenLeighBimbo

 Cookies on computer's are so funny, because they cause advertisement's to show up.
   Right now,  I'm being told to Buy a Dodge Ram Pickup Truck 1500. A total 'Piece Of Shit', with a computer inside that allows it to function while tracking your every move. GPS STYLE. yet couldn't tow a doll on a skateboard.    They actually dared to advertise that to a PROFESSIONAL. 

         I find that so funny because I placed an order for some very expensive, Towing Equipment one hour ago for my work place.  I haven't bought a new truck in over 30 year's. ( and wouldn't with a government tracking it, excessively.)   You don't need anything like that,  but of course some people might want to be 'Chipped too'.  Tracked everywhere you go, and you have no control over who get's the information.    I would never pay $75,000 USD for a truck to spy on where I go !!!!   They made it sound like I WANT THAT.   Leather seat's and climate control and blue tooth.
   Ahhh  it's suddenly worth the cost of a NEW HOME with LAND.    'Fools.'    I say with disgust !!!!!!!!!  Four wheels that can be wreaked by a drunk driver at any moment, and an insurance company will pay less than the cost to replace it.  'Depreciation' the moment it is driven a single  'CM'  from the dealership parking lot.    You, young adult's have no IDEA quite yet how the 'rich and entitled' operate. 

   Normally it is Victoria's Secret bra's and panties for me.   
   Who is spamming YOU to buy something ?
      
   I would totally laugh....  if someone was honest enough to say 'Sex Toy's'   .

  Pay Pal was next.....   humm.....   So I paid with cash from my account.......     Amusing.....
  I already HAVE an Account !!!  duhhhhh.    What the hell ?    Convince me to spend more money on something I don't NEED?
  My anger Brew's......
   Will it be a coffee pot next?
   Only if I search 'Bean's' on Google.

   I pity the generation's of Fool's dependent on technology.

" A Fool and their money is soon parted "   A quote from around 250 year's ago, still is TRUE.
   Debate?

12.08.2016 08:24:36
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kathiegym
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Agnostica
22.08.2016 00:24:39
kathiegym

Before, the advertisement told me about learnng english free (may I need it haha) and now, that Guess is on sale. Interesting......
not!

22.08.2016 00:24:39
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BambiDoll
Level 19
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Atheista
24.08.2016 10:04:10
BambiDoll

Mine is usually for Adobe software, which makes sense because I'm a creative.

24.08.2016 10:04:10
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
24.08.2016 14:46:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

An advert for La Petite academy.  Interesting...   NOT, my children are all grown.  However I have heard it is a good school, but none are local.
   

24.08.2016 14:46:58
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BrunetteBimbo
Level 23
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Freethinkerland
24.08.2016 22:45:17
BrunetteBimbo

Binary international... What is that?? An enterprise, a game?

24.08.2016 22:45:17
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kathiegym
Level 94
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Agnostica
25.08.2016 21:38:03
kathiegym

Who is Jesus?

hahahaha I am not joking!! Really that is my advertisement right now!! WTF!!??

25.08.2016 21:38:03
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beauah
Level 17
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Atheista
10.09.2016 21:00:17
beauah

The browser I'm using won't let the ads show! I kinda wish it would, now. All of yours sound so interesting!

10.09.2016 21:00:17
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BrunetteBimbo
Level 23
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Freethinkerland
18.09.2016 22:39:50
BrunetteBimbo

My gid, advertisement reads my mind!! It says: All you eat is love

18.09.2016 22:39:50
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