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Cassette
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5663
Reputation: 4728
Posts: 1603
Secville
20.12.2015 17:19:56
Cassette

Good luck for your test, Dobra! And you should definitely rest early so you won't fall asleep during the test. :P

I'm watching Blackish right now, and looking forward to Christmas! I got all my gifts ready, but not the cards yet. 

20.12.2015 17:19:56
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
21.12.2015 17:53:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

Started an around the world flight on my flight simulator with 1960's equipment.
 Around the world in 200 mile hops starting from my home town
. 10 hops later I just landed in Bangor Maine.  Can't find the fuel pumps.
  

21.12.2015 17:53:29
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Kushinada
Level 8
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 560
Reputation: 1236
Posts: 55
Agnostica
22.12.2015 00:04:11
Kushinada

Wrapping gifts and cleaning the house. And wishing I had something already made for dinner...HAHA

22.12.2015 00:04:11
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.12.2015 00:26:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

I exist in the space between caring to much and not giving a F^ck about anything.

23.12.2015 00:26:05
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CattGurll
Level 4
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 90
Reputation: 115
Posts: 6
Freethinkerland
23.12.2015 01:09:18
CattGurll

I'm recovering from a concussion :|

23.12.2015 01:09:18
Have a beautiful day <3
icekream
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7464
Reputation: 2577
Posts: 192
Freethinkerland
23.12.2015 02:44:35
icekream

Just got home from Christmas shopping, ate some Liberian collard greens and rice and I'm about ready to hit the ol' dusty trail ....

23.12.2015 02:44:35
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
23.12.2015 11:25:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

I was given a party tonight.  3 boys all competing for my attention.  All three ended up in my beds.  I was babysitting tonight.  My girlfriend always knows what to give me for Christmas... Little chatter boxes that seek to impress me with fantastical stories.  Not once did the boys ask for a video game.  They wanted only my attention to them.  Such a simple and easy thing to do, when your house guests are as cute, well behaved and entertaining as them. Much more pleasant than the adult versions at parties.  I really had a very fun evening with them.  It is nice to only need to say NO to a request for orange juice before bed time.
  

23.12.2015 11:25:00
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icekream
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7464
Reputation: 2577
Posts: 192
Freethinkerland
23.12.2015 22:50:54
icekream

Sounds like fun , I love babysitting goods kids ! I'm drinking a Heiny about to wrap gifts and then after a little bit head to get my boyfriend his gifts . Dreading going out though, it was a long work day . We're already switching our Christmas merchandise into Valentine's Day , haha .

23.12.2015 22:50:54
Deborah
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 320
Reputation: 491
Posts: 44
Atheista
24.12.2015 02:56:38
Deborah

drinking vodka
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24.12.2015 02:56:38
"Better to die standing than live on your knees"
Cassette
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5663
Reputation: 4728
Posts: 1603
Secville
24.12.2015 12:03:59
Cassette

I'm watching Malcolm in the Middle and so excited for Christmas tomorrow! Going to spend it with my friends and exchange gifts. I hope I got the perfect gifts. 

24.12.2015 12:03:59
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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