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Went to Uni - Dog ate all my things

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01.10.2015
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Remi
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01.10.2015 22:46:06
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I came back from my first day back at uni to find my dog ate two of my lip balms (which to replace is £10) a cigarette and various other things in my house! Looks like I might need a dogsitter for when I'm at uni, whelp. Uni was boring as it was just lectures, I start back properly on monday so it should be fun after then!

Hows everyone's day been? Any pet disaster stories?

01.10.2015 22:46:06
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01.10.2015 23:11:45
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Remi wrote:
I came back from my first day back at uni to find my dog ate two of my lip balms (which to replace is £10) a cigarette and various other things in my house! Looks like I might need a dogsitter for when I'm at uni, whelp. Uni was boring as it was just lectures, I start back properly on monday so it should be fun after then!

Hows everyone's day been? Any pet disaster stories?

 My Basset hound chews up everything! the most recent item she chewed to pieces was the fly swatter I have lost all but one pair of shoes she chewed up all the rest.she chewed upp my hubbys shoes,my daughters exercise equipment that she went in the garage and found .she has also chewed books,my daughters bluetooth, you name it this dog has chewed it......I seriously have considered a muzzle to stop her chewing. then she moves from chewing to digging up all the plants we used to have two birds a sun conure and a cockatiel  they chewed through the laptop power cord etc.....so  we have had our fair share of pet disasters .

01.10.2015 23:11:45
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Remi
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02.10.2015 00:07:22
Remi

Bebe92583 wrote:
Remi wrote:
I came back from my first day back at uni to find my dog ate two of my lip balms (which to replace is £10) a cigarette and various other things in my house! Looks like I might need a dogsitter for when I'm at uni, whelp. Uni was boring as it was just lectures, I start back properly on monday so it should be fun after then!

Hows everyone's day been? Any pet disaster stories?

 My Basset hound chews up everything! the most recent item she chewed to pieces was the fly swatter I have lost all but one pair of shoes she chewed up all the rest.she chewed upp my hubbys shoes,my daughters exercise equipment that she went in the garage and found .she has also chewed books,my daughters bluetooth, you name it this dog has chewed it......I seriously have considered a muzzle to stop her chewing. then she moves from chewing to digging up all the plants we used to have two birds a sun conure and a cockatiel  they chewed through the laptop power cord etc.....so  we have had our fair share of pet disasters .
Oh gosh! I've never had my dog chew my shoes but she has eaten part of my parents carpet before.. In a rented house. Whoops!
Trust me though, muzzles do not work. They still find a way to chew all the things important to you. -sigh-

02.10.2015 00:07:22
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02.10.2015 01:26:46
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My cat eats strings off everything, blind chords, shoelaces, anything with a string attached he'll try to eat.

02.10.2015 01:26:46
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02.10.2015 14:41:16
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Yesterday my cat ate his dinner too fast and sicked it up on the carpet.

02.10.2015 14:41:16
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02.10.2015 14:57:45
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My poodle used to eat up shoes, mats , cords anything left on the floor you name it. But she's grow now so she doesn't anymore. Her pups however followed in her footsteps lol lol

02.10.2015 14:57:45
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02.10.2015 17:13:17
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Ceres wrote:
My poodle used to eat up shoes, mats , cords anything left on the floor you name it. But she's grow now so she doesn't anymore. Her pups however followed in her footsteps lol lol
AWH! You have poodle puppies? so cute.

02.10.2015 17:13:17

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