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Lil' George Bubblegum
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Atheista
30.09.2020 00:04:10
Lil' George Bubblegum

The Rimworld community fucking sucks

30.09.2020 00:04:10
tuttifruti
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Atheista
30.09.2020 16:54:53
tuttifruti

fontaine is so annoying talking bullshit into my ears after backstabing me and everybody else in rapture...like shut up about mother goose u crazy man
(bioshock)

30.09.2020 16:54:53
PlushKlavier
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Reasonopia
30.09.2020 22:08:02
PlushKlavier

I have been playing Serious Sam 4 lately and having a fucking blast, I love that it is everything I love in a Serious Sam game but the bosses so far are a little disappointing in terms of difficulty, I feel like it's harder to reach the bosses than it is to fight them, I'm playing on normal mode and the fights feel like easy mode, oh well, the soundtrack fucking slaps the composer did a great job as always

30.09.2020 22:08:02

tuttifruti
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Atheista
01.10.2020 11:35:45
tuttifruti

(spoiler)

i finished bioshock and couldn't be happier with all my daughters <3

01.10.2020 11:35:45
xXG0REWH0REXx
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Atheista
03.10.2020 10:16:43
xXG0REWH0REXx

Sindorei wrote:
Guri Hani wrote:
Sindorei wrote:
anyone in this thread play ffxiv..... i decided to pick it up a month ago and ive been having fun with it but half the time i must admit it makes me feel like i have a pea brain LOL
oh i play ffxiv regularly!! it really picks up after ARR, but the amount of stuff to do is like. a bit overwhelming at first lol
oh ok! tbh im excited to get to the story stuff that everyone talks about especially characters wise cause currently there isnt anyone i feel really any type of way towards LOL.. im not really sure when ARR ends and when new stuff begins tho, im around like level 45 with the story quests i believe? but yeah some stuff is kind of overwhelming to me like. the amount of attacks i can do + positional stuff for them kind of overwhelms me cause its not what im used to but i know its prob just some stuff u get used to when ur deeper into the game and smth u grow comfortable with lol

I came crawling to this thread hoping to see smth about XIV and I’m glad I did eeee. I picked up and dropped XIV again and again for the past like... 5 years or so and never got past ARR. 

But it’s DEF worth the push to get through with it and move onto the expansions! I’m in the middle of Stormblood atm. ARR level caps at 50 so the MSQs will end up there by the time you reach the end of ARR. After each part of the game there are post-patches though so it sets things up for the next expansion, but the post-ARR patches draaag on. Def worth pushing though like I said though! 

Sorry for the novel & also sorry that I don’t know the most optimal way to quote reply without making a massive post lol.


03.10.2020 10:16:43
   
Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
04.10.2020 09:13:01
Cum_Dumpster

Took me 4 chapters but I've FINALLY encountered Brutus, the gorgeous boy!
(I think he likes me)

04.10.2020 09:13:01
ChumDumpster's wife irl  
Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
tuttifruti
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Atheista
04.10.2020 20:29:53
tuttifruti

little sister in bioshock 2: ADAM, daddy!!
me: *takes 30min to put traps all over the place* allright baby go get it

04.10.2020 20:29:53
Big Boy JENKINS
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Atheista
12.10.2020 21:42:12
Big Boy JENKINS

I love most of crash 4 but boy did they makde n gin look like SCHIT. Why is he skinny :[

12.10.2020 21:42:12
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misogynist
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Atheista
29.10.2020 05:55:30
misogynist

i bought the newest story of seasons (the FOMT remake) like when it came out but i feel so bad bc i havent played it hardly at all :< i was frustrated bc since its new theres like no strat guides and it was pissing me off not being able to plan (because im insane and take farming sims too seriously) but once i start playing again i am GOING to marry popuri <3 im so glad you can be gay now its too bad the bachelors are boring i miss the witch princess </3 she was perfect and i was in love with her anyway. does anyone else have this fucking game LMFAO i would love to talk about it 

also: there was a direct yesterday announcing a new sos title https://youtu.be/zDON5I_JH4A called pioneers of olive town. anyone interested in this one?? idk how i feel about it honestly, i think HM DS will always have the most special place in my heart over all farming/life sims, every new one i pick up is a bit disappointing. i really miss the old 2D style and portraits

29.10.2020 05:55:30
FunnyValentine
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Atheista
29.10.2020 08:39:01
FunnyValentine

i stopped playing assassins creed after unity cause it was a mess. are the new ones worth anything

29.10.2020 08:39:01
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