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Created
21.12.2015
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Lilliandra
Tachiko
Level 11
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Reputation: 1444
Posts: 187
Secville
21.10.2017 22:50:46
Tachiko

Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards. But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell, what should I ask for, in order to disappear from sight? Should I shout or should I leave it as it is? Or maybe I can whisper and try not to move my hand. But suddenly appeared a deep shadow with wild glowing skin, a large eyed demonic and aggressive look like a dragon in rage, huge nostrils with hot burning flames which made him horrible to watch. The boy cried: Help me if you found the way down here. You wouldn't believe what happened now: No one knows whatever it means to be unseen and be able to cry like a mourning newborn, so a bunch of sympathetic creatures entered the scene. They gathered round and kept silence examining the whole bloody afterbirth. Next they start watching and murmuring. What are we going to extermine to determinate before it will end in a huge fight. so they decided to play rock-paper-scissors. At once, shivers right behind them in the trees, a little sparrow sang his song and woke everyone

21.10.2017 22:50:46
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
26.10.2017 22:12:52
Pia Margrethe

(extermine? I'm sorry, but I cannot think what you mean by that)

26.10.2017 22:12:52
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
lillyfee
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3275625
Reputation: 389246
Posts: 7428
Freethinkerland
27.10.2017 10:21:51
lillyfee

Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards. But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell, what should I ask for, in order to disappear from sight? Should I shout or should I leave it as it is? Or maybe I can whisper and try not to move my hand. But suddenly appeared a deep shadow with wild glowing skin, a large eyed demonic and aggressive look like a dragon in rage, huge nostrils with hot burning flames which made him horrible to watch. The boy cried: Help me if you found the way down here. You wouldn't believe what happened now: No one knows whatever it means to be unseen and be able to cry like a mourning newborn, so a bunch of sympathetic creatures entered the scene. They gathered round and kept silence examining the whole bloody afterbirth. Next they start watching and murmuring. What are we going to extermine to determinate before it will end in a huge fight. so they decided to play rock-paper-scissors. At once, shivers right behind them in the trees, a little sparrow sang his song and woke everyone up from slumber

27.10.2017 10:21:51
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
27.10.2017 23:09:21
Pia Margrethe

as his chorus

27.10.2017 23:09:21
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25250347
Reputation: 260034
Posts: 4151
Antitheocra
07.11.2017 11:35:40
Sandi Lut

filled everyone's heart

07.11.2017 11:35:40
Happiness is inside yourself

Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
07.11.2017 23:35:32
Pia Margrethe

and left everyone

07.11.2017 23:35:32
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
lillyfee
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3275625
Reputation: 389246
Posts: 7428
Freethinkerland
09.11.2017 11:35:48
lillyfee

Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards. But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell, what should I ask for, in order to disappear from sight? Should I shout or should I leave it as it is? Or maybe I can whisper and try not to move my hand. But suddenly appeared a deep shadow with wild glowing skin, a large eyed demonic and aggressive look like a dragon in rage, huge nostrils with hot burning flames which made him horrible to watch. The boy cried: Help me if you found the way down here. You wouldn't believe what happened now: No one knows whatever it means to be unseen and be able to cry like a mourning newborn, so a bunch of sympathetic creatures entered the scene. They gathered round and kept silence examining the whole bloody afterbirth. Next they start watching and murmuring. What are we going to extermine to determinate before it will end in a huge fight. so they decided to play rock-paper-scissors. At once, shivers right behind them in the trees, a little sparrow sang his song and woke everyone up from slumber as his chorus filled everyone's heart and left everyone with question mark!

09.11.2017 11:35:48
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
16.11.2017 08:16:38
Pia Margrethe

Several years ago, there was a girl and a boy that was a wendigo's, freshly captured victims.The girl and the boy wondered what'll happen next. the boy started to think about different way to go to the outside without getting killed by the monsters and vampires. But the girl still was afraid of the huge dark wizard that cried out loud. So the boy take off his shirt and shoes and boogie danced as if possessed. The girl ran out into the dark wet street! Seeing this, the biggest tree in the park nearby catch the girl and whooped her: " Stay still sweety!" And just that moment the sound of someone shooting was heard nearby. The sounds was the most dreadful sound she ever had heard before. It got her by surprise and a cold shiver went down her neck thru her tip of toes and she saw her life flash parting a tree. Who knows what will happen next says the tree and the leaves. This is ridiculous, how will I ever escape this trouble following me? It is hopeless. And three seconds later the boy suddenly remembered, that he had three coins in his pocket. They were big and shiny. He took them into his hands and spoke magic, "Shall this coins make me unvisible!", and after that, the boy was not to see anymore. He takes step for step backwards. But did not know the proper way to use the invisibility spell, what should I ask for, in order to disappear from sight? Should I shout or should I leave it as it is? Or maybe I can whisper and try not to move my hand. But suddenly appeared a deep shadow with wild glowing skin, a large eyed demonic and aggressive look like a dragon in rage, huge nostrils with hot burning flames which made him horrible to watch. The boy cried: Help me if you found the way down here. You wouldn't believe what happened now: No one knows whatever it means to be unseen and be able to cry like a mourning newborn, so a bunch of sympathetic creatures entered the scene. They gathered round and kept silence examining the whole bloody afterbirth. Next they start watching and murmuring. What are we going to extermine to determinate before it will end in a huge fight. so they decided to play rock-paper-scissors. At once, shivers right behind them in the trees, a little sparrow sang his song and woke everyone up from slumber as his chorus filled everyone's heart and left everyone with question mark!

Another day started

16.11.2017 08:16:38
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
Pet Vicky
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10033647
Reputation: 306211
Posts: 3290
Freethinkerland
30.11.2017 14:22:22
Pet Vicky

with colossal rains

30.11.2017 14:22:22

Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
30.11.2017 15:28:20
Pia Margrethe

and mudslides. Everyone

30.11.2017 15:28:20
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil

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