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Lilliandra
desdollazz
Level 12
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1364
Reputation: 1146
Posts: 394
Freethinkerland
08.01.2016 06:47:10
desdollazz

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.

08.01.2016 06:47:10
Kemrin
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 245
Reputation: 646
Posts: 273
Freethinkerland
08.01.2016 10:30:19
Kemrin

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised

08.01.2016 10:30:19
Lilliandra
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4314
Reputation: 4461
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
09.01.2016 02:20:44
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!


09.01.2016 02:20:44
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
Slutierthanyou
Level 6
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 220
Reputation: 300
Posts: 5
Freethinkerland
09.01.2016 03:07:45
Slutierthanyou

Then the very

09.01.2016 03:07:45
"Freethinkerland, where everyone has the right to free thought."
Kemrin
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 245
Reputation: 646
Posts: 273
Freethinkerland
09.01.2016 15:40:01
Kemrin

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from

09.01.2016 15:40:01
Nia
Nia
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2968
Reputation: 4583
Posts: 2632
Antitheocra
09.01.2016 20:02:52
Nia

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole

09.01.2016 20:02:52
    
Lilliandra
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4314
Reputation: 4461
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
10.01.2016 01:53:56
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It          

10.01.2016 01:53:56
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
Nia
Nia
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2968
Reputation: 4583
Posts: 2632
Antitheocra
10.01.2016 23:06:33
Nia

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It was nothing like      

10.01.2016 23:06:33
    
anunitum
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 14821
Reputation: 4520
Posts: 3245
Secville
10.01.2016 23:06:43
anunitum

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and  

10.01.2016 23:06:43
Lilliandra
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4314
Reputation: 4461
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
11.01.2016 01:23:58
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother before she left.He was surprised it still worked!Then the very beautiful light from the same hole changed color. It turned pink and glittered in gold...

11.01.2016 01:23:58
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus

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What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
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The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

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The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

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Pink

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Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
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June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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