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Lilliandra
Miss-Losia
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1928
Reputation: 1005
Posts: 140
Freethinkerland
06.01.2016 02:37:25
Miss-Losia

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad.

Today was the first official day that Larry would run for presidenthis opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was  building

06.01.2016 02:37:25
Dont bother ask by Gagajolie123
SuperGlamorousGirl!!
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 53419
Reputation: 7862
Posts: 717
Reasonopia
06.01.2016 04:34:56
SuperGlamorousGirl!!

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to

06.01.2016 04:34:56
In Reason we trust *REASONOPIA PRIDE*
Lilliandra
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4314
Reputation: 4461
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
07.01.2016 00:59:05
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe...          

07.01.2016 00:59:05
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
SuperGlamorousGirl!!
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 53419
Reputation: 7862
Posts: 717
Reasonopia
07.01.2016 01:58:27
SuperGlamorousGirl!!

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole

07.01.2016 01:58:27
In Reason we trust *REASONOPIA PRIDE*
icekream
Level 21
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 7202
Reputation: 2318
Posts: 192
Freethinkerland
07.01.2016 03:37:19
icekream

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and

07.01.2016 03:37:19
Lilliandra
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4314
Reputation: 4461
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
07.01.2016 03:56:05
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out!          

07.01.2016 03:56:05
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
Kemrin
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 245
Reputation: 646
Posts: 273
Freethinkerland
07.01.2016 17:23:00
Kemrin

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his         

07.01.2016 17:23:00
Lilliandra
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4314
Reputation: 4461
Posts: 1257
Freethinkerland
08.01.2016 03:15:10
Lilliandra

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost..                 


08.01.2016 03:15:10
Energy goes where attention flows... we all create our own reality with our thoughts and focus
SuperGlamorousGirl!!
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 53419
Reputation: 7862
Posts: 717
Reasonopia
08.01.2016 03:54:20
SuperGlamorousGirl!!

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon

08.01.2016 03:54:20
In Reason we trust *REASONOPIA PRIDE*
Onehunnee1312
Level 4
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 50
Reputation: 87
Posts: 13
Reasonopia
08.01.2016 05:27:59
Onehunnee1312

The story begins, once upon a time in another universe, there was a dog named Larry with six legs. He was the biggest liar ever, cute and charming and all the bitches loved him because he tried. Larry was the most creative dog. In fact he, was known for building a ship that could turn into pure light! That wasn't even anything that anyone had ever thought could be possible. The only problem was that he sometimes started fires with his legs because they couldn't reach the pedals. When he was Just a puppy, his mother said right before she remarried, to always be kind to everyone he meets, except those who tries to take things away from because it will make him sad. Today was the first official day that Larry would run for president, his opponent was the evil owl. "Owlie" as they.... the only thing that he could do was building a ship to destroy the universe. A black hole opened up and something came out! It was his favourite long lost sparkly light cannon which was given by his mother

08.01.2016 05:27:59
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What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Bimbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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