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Things you never want to see.

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26.07.2015
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
26.07.2015 16:41:45
HeavenLeighBimbo

I saw something today that totally made me cringe.
  What did you see today that you hope you never see again?

26.07.2015 16:41:45
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
26.07.2015 16:50:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

I went to the grocery store early this morning.  There was this good looking man, I've seen a few times, there when he is working.  He always would catch my eyes, anyhow.  Today I saw a side of him that makes me wish I was blind.  He was bending over, and his pants were hanging a bit to low.  I saw his butt-crack, and it was so hairy, I thought he was growing a beard, in all the wrong places.  I'm totally serious.  this guy had so much hair flowing from places I didn't even think would grow hair.  I was thinking to myself, if he was the missing evolutionary link Darwin made it his life's work to find.

  I always thought he was sort of cute, till my eyes glanced down at his furry ass.  In an instant I undressed him with my eyes, and imagined  the worst case scenario of him being naked in my bed. Waking up in the morning after some passionate sex only to find sheets covered in hair, would send me screaming into an insane asylum, or convent.

Does any woman here find an extremely hairy man sexy?
Secondly, what could a man do to fix that?
  I was thinking to myself about the spa I go to, and just how much it hurts to keep myself smooth.  OMG, Looking at his butt hurt my eyes, and brain. 
Are there even spas that would wax a man with so much fur?
I've never seen that service advertised..... Is it even possible?   (((((Shivers at the thought)))))  Perhaps there is a new idea for a new multi-million dollar franchise a business woman/man could open.

  I was totally cringing, and I felt awful to think those thoughts.  He has always been so nice to me.  I shouldn't judge a man by the furriness of his full MOON but I couldn't help it.  D:

26.07.2015 16:50:49
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SweetyDyana
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Reasonopia
26.07.2015 19:44:55
SweetyDyana

I think a bit of hair on a man is sexy, like on the legs and a bit on the chest. But as you describe I think they have a problem... aren't they hot during summer? I am thinking that it must be warm under so much hair :))
Anyway I think they can get some hair clippers and just cut the hair in the areas where is too much. Ofc they can always shave, but some persons are just allergic to shaving/hair removal creams.

26.07.2015 19:44:55
BambiDoll
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Atheista
27.07.2015 00:21:05
BambiDoll

This might have something to do with my age since I'm only 23, but I've never dated or slept with any guys who were particularly hairy.

My favourite boy can't grow facial hair, and he likes to blame this on the fact that he's half Asian ("Thanks a lot, mum!")
I tend to joke about the fact that I could probably grow a better moustache if I just stopped waxing my upper lip.

27.07.2015 00:21:05
cosmiccuddles
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2015 00:51:17
cosmiccuddles

I, personally, am pretty young (19) and I never wanted to date a hairy guy. I know looks aren't everything, but I could never get past the idea of dating a guy that has more hair on his chest than I do my head. I felt like since we shave for men, why can't they shave for us? Especially the men who don't shave their legs. Or worse, the men who don't shave their armpits and have CLUMPS of deodorant stuck to the hair. It always made me uneasy. But I've come to learn that my boyfriend IS a hairy guy, and it matters on the individual. The gentleman you saw can be an amazing person. Don't judge on looks.

27.07.2015 00:51:17
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2015 01:17:39
HeavenLeighBimbo

Thinking about the previous 3 posts ^

I can't say I've had very much experience with very many naked men, ether.  I suppose I sort of judge it on a scale that my husband set for me, in what I find to be an attractive amount of body hair.  I met my husband (deceased for 2 years) in collage and he was just the 2nd man I had ever slept with.  He was a real blond, and so his body hair really wasn't to visible anyhow.   It also didn't seem to grow very long. Would something like that cause a woman's brain to find that trait more attractive than something so wildly out of my visual experiences?

The man at the grocery store has very black hair.  I always thought his face had a nice rugged look to it with a un-kept amount of beard growth on his face.  I'm not sure what his nationality was, but I would say he looked Italian to me. His eyes, and the shape of his face, is why I would always look in his direction.
 Now I'm totally freaked out by thinking about men with black hair.  As bad as this sounds,  I may have to see if any of my friends has some pornography to watch.  I might need to do a study of the male form, to recover from this shopping adventure.  Of course you would think all the men in those sorts of movies, might be just too perfect, and not really representative of the common man in real life.

Bambi might have a better opinion about this as she does , or has worked in the fashion industry.  Could the reverse be true for men who only see the perfect females in ad's and on TV, and in Pornography?  The women all seem to fit a certain profile, at least to my un-trained mind.

In a way I'm glad that I retained a small bit of innocence, by not having very many male sexual partners.

Secondly,  I have to wonder how a man could groom his body with scissors, or a razor in places he can't see?  Seems rather dangerous to me, and I would pity a professional groomer's job/girlfriend, if that was the case.  Did all that extra hair make his body sweat, while working in the store all night long and release pheromones that really just reacts inside my own nose and pleasure centers of my brain?
   I feel very primitive now, too just writing that.
What is going to happen to me the next time I need to buy eggs ?


cosmiccuddles wrote:
 Or worse, the men who don't shave their armpits and have CLUMPS of deodorant stuck to the hair. It always made me uneasy.
OMG.  I share the same opinion.  However I've seen women also with the same deodorant problems.  I mean seriously, there is clear stick deodorants to use, if your not going to shave your arm pits on a regular basis. It still seems to be very visible after a whole days worth of wear,   though. 


27.07.2015 01:17:39
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Roman
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2015 03:06:33
Roman

My husband is actually quite hairy and I find it attractive. Not 'a full wig growing out of my a$$ hairy' but anough scruff for me to love.

27.07.2015 03:06:33
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2015 03:54:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

Roman wrote:
My husband is actually quite hairy and I find it attractive. Not 'a full wig growing out of my a$$ hairy' but enough scruff for me to love.

  I think Roman brings up a good point.  There is a bond between people.

I only see this workman, when I do my shopping for food.  Yet something in my mind attracted me in the first place, and that is difficult to do because I'm bisexual and always was even while married.  My husband never was jealous of the occasional play-date, because he didn't think another woman was very threatening to his place in my life. He knew the standards I placed upon my playmates.  His boots were under OUR bed, so to speak.  I'm the one with the problem now, because I did find a man 'now' that at first tempted me to think outside of the box. (coffin)  
(oh mercy, please forgive me my eternal LOVE)
  I've never been a widow before, and this was just not a very good first experience with seeing a mans booty-hair for the first time.
  I was totally faithful as far as heterosexual sex goes with my husband.

I feel like a virgin once again, and it is not reacting well with my hormones.  I miss my husband so much, because I purely LOVED him for who he was and his pure acceptance of how flawed I was @ being his wife.

  I'm sorry that I had to vent in writing, some of my insecurities.
I hate seeing that too.
  

27.07.2015 03:54:04
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Franzine182
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Freethinkerland
27.07.2015 09:39:49
Franzine182

Well, I'm young (I'm almost 21) but most of my sexual partners were moderatedly hairy, which was totally okay with me. I mean, it's okay to have hairs on legs and chest, if they're not too much. But also, if a man is completely shaved, it kind of disturbs me haha. 
I think that it really depends on a woman personal taste, I know some girls who like really hairy men, I don't know...

27.07.2015 09:39:49
BambiDoll
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Atheista
27.07.2015 11:20:53
BambiDoll

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Thinking about the previous 3 posts ^

I can't say I've had very much experience with very many naked men, ether.  I suppose I sort of judge it on a scale that my husband set for me, in what I find to be an attractive amount of body hair.  I met my husband (deceased for 2 years) in collage and he was just the 2nd man I had ever slept with.  He was a real blond, and so his body hair really wasn't to visible anyhow.   It also didn't seem to grow very long. Would something like that cause a woman's brain to find that trait more attractive than something so wildly out of my visual experiences?

The man at the grocery store has very black hair.  I always thought his face had a nice rugged look to it with a un-kept amount of beard growth on his face.  I'm not sure what his nationality was, but I would say he looked Italian to me. His eyes, and the shape of his face, is why I would always look in his direction.
 Now I'm totally freaked out by thinking about men with black hair.  As bad as this sounds,  I may have to see if any of my friends has some pornography to watch.  I might need to do a study of the male form, to recover from this shopping adventure.  Of course you would think all the men in those sorts of movies, might be just too perfect, and not really representative of the common man in real life.

Bambi might have a better opinion about this as she does , or has worked in the fashion industry.  Could the reverse be true for men who only see the perfect females in ad's and on TV, and in Pornography?  The women all seem to fit a certain profile, at least to my un-trained mind.


I've met and worked with many male models during my time working for a menswear stylist, and they're some of the most normal, genuine guys I've ever met. Its interesting what you say about the dark haired man, and not being able to tell his nationality. A lot of good models (both male and female) have almost a blank canvas in terms of nationality, where their faces are so versatile that any company could put their own stamp on how they want them to appear. As for facial and body hair, they'll generally be waxed or whatever for a campaign in a magazine, and the people that cast the model will tell them what to do with things like beards. It's all about the kind of image the brand wants to put out there. There are actually a couple of different types of male model, the two main ones I've come across being the slim boyish looking type (they have a youthful, edgy look; Sometimes quirky), and the "body boys" (Still slim but more built. Amazing bodies; Used for swimwear/underwear)

I think, working with all these guys, I became completely unfazed by how beautiful they actually were. You quickly realise that everyone is there to do their job. Mine would be to help get them dressed and get their coffee/breakfasts before a shoot or show. They respected me just like I respected them.

Check out this article on what the "perfect" man supposedly looks like according to men and women. I do think it's flawed biased research, since it was carried out by a UK clothing company called Jacamo, who produce clothes for larger men:
http://hellogiggles.com/perfect-man-study/

27.07.2015 11:20:53

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