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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
27.04.2017 01:16:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

What does a Prime Bimbo do with a Child?    
          This Job is tough, with so many damaged and poorly educated girl's.    
  Did I mention  Mel's 'Tri-avrat' is actually a joke,  I think.....
  When I first saw the structure, it reminded me of something I read a long time ago in a useless history class.
   It is almost a copy and paste version from the history of the formation of the government of Paraguay in the 1930's.  I could be wrong,  but it seriously remind's me of that legislative process.   "Am I right Melkanea ? "  Of course almost all government's start with voting, so really any type will work in the beginning, given an adequate amount of an educated population of voter's.    

  Paraguay circa 1930's, a government system that set up the first freely elected socialist government leading to decades of pure Communism and economic ruin.   It would be fun in a few year's if seeing in 'Sped up' real time, what drastically changing the political climate would have in a population of real people in a virtual environment.

          That's why I was Laughing so hard at Thebluesister's post's.   She doesn't even realize the form of government she now support's, just because it is anyone but ME.
   Talk about being fooled by 'FAKE NEW'S'.....   She fell for it so bad she is willing to be banned and threatened to Hack Bimboland's to obtain her goal.,
 Mel should be given an Academy Award for the perfect Bimboland's political Joke, exposing a Bimbo for what she really stand's for.  Any way the wind's blow.....  blaw blaw blaw for the entire page 2 of this thread.......
    All leading up to an Execution of a Virgin.....   WOW....   You don't get this on TV.   Haha.
    Free speech is entertaining,  I would never silence it, without a very good reason.   That was a clever way to bring a political system to life in a forum format.  Mel really did well with it, and I would love to see him chart some other different form's of government's too.

   Threat's of hacking____________  
   I leave that sort of 'stuff' for the owner to decide how to play along .

27.04.2017 01:16:06
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thebluessister
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Freethinkerland
27.04.2017 08:15:33
thebluessister

Unlike you I am not afraid id a socialist society, especially if your style of leadership is the alternative, I'm not falling for anything in fact when I've been messaging Mel I was in fact suggesting things that I have taken from my studies in socialism

27.04.2017 08:15:33
Come at me HLB
Tinti
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Agnostica
28.04.2017 04:19:20
Tinti

I ... don´t get this :D

28.04.2017 04:19:20
When you can't make lemonade you make ... Limenade!
*frost*
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Freethinkerland
28.04.2017 20:48:59
*frost*

what is this i dont understand this site

28.04.2017 20:48:59
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Melkanea
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Reasonopia
03.05.2017 06:06:36
Melkanea

awww come on HLB! Now who is sucking up to whom? Please stop, im a writer and story teller who can twist your mind if you let me, sometimes rattle brains to see if someone is living there! Im no politician, i do want to be part of it because of my singular jungle perspective and background. I know i can add to it. Please don't put me up there, i get way too many ego trips for it to be healthy. lol

Yes Lillyfee is right, i am against authority, why? easy PARAGUAY! (im so tired of playing this card...but the hand requires it, or at least my ego does.) I grew up with one shitty leader after the other. They even had a "Kennedy assassination" plot twist in the Paraguayan March. Corruption is the name of the game! u gals think HLB is a dictator? pfff, imagine getting buried under Strossners mansion just cos u look differently, Opinion? DEAD! Education? DEAD! Free speech? Never heard of it. The police was great too, unending power with a nag to break bones and rape your holes.... damn lets stop it there.

Well TBT: We are all corrupt in nature, why? our brains work like that, we always want to get the max out of everything. Be morally flexible and all goes. I love to write and debate the hard questions, max brain capacity or don't even bother with me. Google Wikipedia at least!) Im afraid what power its gona do to me if i ever get to be prime bimbo. UNLIMITED POWER! (Star Wars Emperor comes to mind!)

Dont look up to me, kick my ass if you can or dare!!! Being challenged to the Good Fight is great training, never underestimate being pushed to your limits, you will amaze yourself and all others for sure.

I do usually chose the opposing side to see how far they want to go, i side with the underdog because someone has too and i tend/love to play the devils advocate to make sure that everyone is aware of how deep the rabbit hole really goes. I have suffered what is called "EGO DEATH" (this is a topic i want to be part of!!! Finding other Ego death humans is my new life goal!

PY Backround:

The start of their government was that 3 thingy, on paper and math it was perfect, the problem where the humans, or in that case singular cus the first iron hand dictator got rid of the other 2 in the Triumvirate pretty quickly. Dr Rodriguez Gaspar de Francia. Lets say George Washington with the face on the money n stuff.
Paraguayans are not violent in nature, was the only Independence from Spanish crown that went without a single drop of blood! In the triple Alliance War Paraguay was almost exterminated, only women and children where left. So women had to marry and procreate with whats left of the population, that is why it is a Matriarchal Society in nature even though nobody wants to admit it. Before generation, Men play the hardcore MACHO when in a 100% male group. Get home and then go: "Si, mi amor... Si mi vida.... Te amo mi tesoro, perdoname que solo soy un hombre..." Still

Mentality: Why do something if we can chill under the mango tree with "terere". (40°C and 90% humidity who blames them!) No one dies of starvation, fruit trees all over the place. Once set their minds on profit no one can stop them. Not even family, religion or any other kind of barrier. They will lie until the grave, if caught stop being your friend because they feel stupid for having "lost the face" (Perder la cara, i dont lose my face ever, its the only one i have, naaa jk i change them like underwear or at least i can take the beating ) The older ones have a huge inferiority complex to all who have read more than a book or 2.
Better a coin now, then 2 tomorrow; Tomorrow i could be dead. There is a true story joke im gona drop someday.

War of anihilation. From SA super power to the "lost in time" country it is now.
Children fighting for survival, as soldiers defending they country... Acosta Ñu. damn, that one is not common! (but i kinda believe it was blown out of proportions for moral compass) {I hope no PYANs are here cus they will rape me for that one}
Thanks Brazil Argentina n Uruguay. They baited them and the PYS feel for it. 90% total destruction 9% damaged beyond repair...

Politicians are the pest, the system runs fine without them, resource based economy would be cool and if we could vote from something like FB on every little topic the world has to offer, would be a dream, or is it?

NOW TO HLB!!!
Im not sure why or how it turned out this way, i like jump starting brains not weed out and infiltrate dissident! NOT COOL AT ALL!*
Still, I have heard so many scream out their revolutionary dis conformity and world changing ideas, just to see them become exactly the same the moment they get the power. Besides. Bimbolands has a computer code, and changes in there wont happen, or at least they wont without fully functional government who can pressure the owner. So we need to focus on what we have, here and now! how to use it and how to make it prosper! I dont like most of you... but im still here talking to you! hahahahahahahahahaha

It took me week or two, or more... {im not sure if i totally get it... how hard is it to rewrite code if ur a programmer???} hahah but the a looooong discussion with HLB about the Treasury, (Lets please continue with this one!) ...made clear to me what some of fundamental problems are and they dont need to be fixed by the coders but by ourselves, that is the nature of this "game".


From terrorist to being on the front page of the news as a good one... WELL PLAYED!
Thanks for the exit strategy? cus i kinda just shot it out there on a spree... and WTH using me like that? i have never felt so comfortable in being the TOOL in someones plot! Had no idea u where gona do it before you did it? Came to mind while writing? am i far away from the truth?

Now that is the way true leaders governs, using everything at disposal to prove a point, turning an opposer into an ally, in one single post!
Kudos HLB, and who else was involved!!!

I am not sure how to end this, i dont want it to end! EVER!

I want to be invited into the Treasury topics, i like math, hate corruption and am in favor of sharing wealth or resources into a project or group just to have fun improving the situation.

EGO DEATH (new pet project, +18 NO PORN but it involves substances and/or mental disorders.)

03.05.2017 06:06:36
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
03.05.2017 18:51:22
HeavenLeighBimbo

@^Post.
Where to start ?   Thank's for the credit, in this round of 'Jeopardy'.  
  I can't believe my 'writer's intuition' was so spot on.......  Especially about your personal history with the government.   Reading your very detailed post explaining the government's structure  was all the clue's I needed to understand your point of view and other valuable information about your motivation's.

   I did see a way to use it to make a point to TheBlueSister.   She walked into the trap completely blindly, just following the voice of the protester next to her.  We both read the same post by Mel, Right? 

 I replied to TBS's post, because I understood what Mel was saying, maybe with a little sarcasm mixed in.  I read his post VERY carefully, this is a key element of the freedom of speech.  It worked to my advantage to know a wide range of histories, government's and people.

      TheBlueSister's solution :/  The first assassination plot of the Prime Bimbo of Bimboland's to enact Mel's idea for a government for Bimboland's.
                                       Then what? Crony socialism.   
      It was just to priceless to pass up.
What is true Hate for 500 BS?

As to the rest of the post,  there is so much information in it, to take it by question's alone , I would likely be writing 3000 word's or more.  Not tonight,  I want to see the reaction from the other player's,first.
  Mel's post really is a MUST-Read, to understand a method of playing in Bimboland's.
 (((((((  writing as if she was an open book  ))))))   
    Mel reminds me of an original player of Miss Bimbo.   She would have been a Nin'Jah Thread Killa' for sure. 
  I can tell you about Ego Death......  I've been practicing it for decades.  

[quote=Melkanea ]
From terrorist to being on the front page of the news as a good one... WELL PLAYED!
Thanks for the exit strategy? cus i kinda just shot it out there on a spree... and WTH using me like that? i have never felt so comfortable in being the TOOL in someones plot! Had no idea u where gona do it before you did it? Came to mind while writing? am i far away from the truth?

Now that is the way true leaders governs, using everything at disposal to prove a point, turning an opposer into an ally, in one single post! 
Kudos HLB, and who else was involved!!! [/endquote]

I have an idea for a New Achievement badge.  Nin'Jah the Forum.   [See those little finger's at the top of every post ?  They actually can be used, and  I can set them up to be functional in some manner, because they are tracked and tallied.]   Just something to think about....   
    A government of the people has to start somewhere, and so far it's been a battle with only a single soldier. Me. Possible idea's not impossible dream's.
  
 We still have to work inside our environment.  I can't force people to join the government of Bimboland's and the game is stalled till player's want to become Senator's and start using the government that is already set up.  I really don't understand why that concept is so hard to understand,  and how anyone could consider that a dictatorship.  I've been fairly elected every time because  I keep Bimboland's informed,fair and hopefully a little entertained in the process.
  It's not in my best interest's to just be 'Petty and vindictive', leader as TheBlueSister seem's to be claiming I am.

03.05.2017 18:51:22
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Kitten Von Teese
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Antitheocra
04.05.2017 23:27:14
Kitten Von Teese

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04.05.2017 23:27:14
Melkanea
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Reasonopia
05.05.2017 00:12:51
Melkanea

Kitten Von Teese wrote:
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TUN! TUN! TUUUUUUUUNNNNNnnnnn!
It not hard to grasp really.
Is just liking to like the likes you like to like

05.05.2017 00:12:51
nia78
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Antitheocra
24.05.2017 12:14:14
nia78

I have the same opinion with the 2 ladies above.

24.05.2017 12:14:14

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