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The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Freethinkerland
27.03.2015 02:10:24
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ceres wrote:
Need to search the poetry site and I'll get back to you...AW ice cream? o.o
Here at the Pub&Grill, There is free 'magik' markers at the door to scribble on the walls.

Write .write write, and the patrons will be content.

I once had an event, in a quaint little bar in Cabo San Lucus, in Mexico.  It was a trashy little bar (by my standards but mehh, it was a free trip.)  They had the most fun decor though.  The entire place was decorated by the people who visited.  Everything from the walls to the ceiling was graffiti.  I found it so fascinating.
  Of course they also served ale in the strangest way.  Order a local beer, and it came in a metal bucket filled with ice, with a six-pack of glass bottles and a whole lime, and a knife.  ?  Ummm,  that might explain things, when the Pub got jumping with activity.  LOL

Nobody got hurt that night because they had an interesting fellow, sort of like a clown, that would deliver them in a show, and slice the lime into 8 parts right on the table in front of you, and take the knife away with him.  It was the best show in a bar, I ever saw.  He carried Tequila too, in a holster,  but I didn't dare ask to see that show.
  I saw others try it, and it turned out to be the funniest drunken game to watch, but there was no way I could have done anything but make a total ass of myself, and pass out drunk in minutes.
Tough folk, down south.

27.03.2015 02:10:24
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Freethinkerland
27.03.2015 18:32:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

Spring time is such a wonderful time.
  I see the new sprouts of my flowers reaching for the sun.
 It puts me in such a pleasant mood.
 The smell in the air is so hard to describe.
  Such clean air in the mountains, with a faint hit of wood smoke.
  The farmers plowing the fields turning over the soil.
Preparation for planting, is a warm musty humid smell. 
 You almost can feel the energy of Mother-natures rebirth.
With every breath.
 I really love spring time
:)

27.03.2015 18:32:27
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Secville
27.03.2015 20:37:53
Ceres

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
Spring time is such a wonderful time.
  I see the new sprouts of my flowers reaching for the sun.
 It puts me in such a pleasant mood.
 The smell in the air is so hard to describe.
  Such clean air in the mountains, with a faint hit of wood smoke.
  The farmers plowing the fields turning over the soil.
Preparation for planting, is a warm musty humid smell. 
 You almost can feel the energy of Mother-natures rebirth.
With every breath.
 I really love spring time
:)
Here that globby :) bath time! 

27.03.2015 20:37:53
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Freethinkerland
27.03.2015 22:21:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ceres wrote:
Here that globby :) bath time!

A true poet, using my silly musings  as a quote ?

It took me just mere minutes, to write my feelings.
What I've been doing outside of my home would shock even the  most astute bimbo.

I currently have a Generator running to get it ready for my summer needs of Hot water, and light, and cold beverages.

 I put on a bikini, to mow my lawn, and my only comprise was wearing Combat Boots.  I hate it when rocks hit my ankles.  For dinner, I have a rack of ribs slowly smoking, driving everyone insane within a 10 mile radius.

A mountain girl knows how to tease both sexes, in style.   Money is no object.  Fame is NOTHING.
  Style is everything, in my home town.
  and it doesn't involve pretense.
I'd do the same if nobody was watching at all.

Yet I must admit, I'm sure going to enjoy the fruits of my labor, for dinner, and the whole summer long.

Globbie doesn't know that, I have grasshoppers waiting in the tall bush just for him.
Hush.....   before I blush.  



27.03.2015 22:21:58
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Secville
27.03.2015 22:25:59
Ceres

Ahaha your daily living is so extravagant...oh globby whatto d with you...get back here

27.03.2015 22:25:59
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Freethinkerland
27.03.2015 22:51:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

LOLROF.
  Globbie, Stay !!!!

The sun is setting just slightly now.

I have the power to make rainbows. 

Sure I'm, just watering my lawn right now, but if you could see how I'm doing it, The global warming freaks would scold me.  One degree F' in Fifty Years of a temperature increase?
  So I now have a body temperature of 99.9' 
   Hot isn't it in my new bikini ?
[I love round numbers] 34-28-34

Globbie wouldn't even notice.  He loves Ceres, voice Now.

Adopt a shelter Pet.
 You would do more for the environment than bitching about a Hot day or me using water, with an extreme amount of water, to waste growing tomatoes and a very vast amount of Lawn. 
Think of the CO2 emissions ????  YIKES.
I'm scared now.......
 of the abominable snow man.

Back in a bit...  My dance card is full..........But I'm not done with the sprouts quite yet.....  :D

27.03.2015 22:51:04
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Secville
28.03.2015 11:59:47
Ceres

Globby is blocking his eyes...I know why ...lately I've been seeing comments like "mad bimbo" on many bimbo's profiles...is that a glitch/bug in the site?
I'm no mad bimbo 

28.03.2015 11:59:47
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Freethinkerland
28.03.2015 14:25:27
HeavenLeighBimbo

You made me look.  haha.  I guess I'm not mad, but some would disagree.  I didn't see it on your profile ether,Ceres.  Thanks for the comment though,  that is so sweet of you, and Mandi to leave such wonderful messages.  I had a rotten day at work and to see those comments, instantly changed my frown upside-down, and the day suddenly feels great.


I am so disappointed in the work ethic of Americans sometimes.  I caught someone, lying to me.  They called in sick, but they were really just drunk.  I knew it because she told me that she was going to have a party, 8 hours before she was supposed to come in to work.  Weird,  Why tell me that, but call a different manager, 30 minutes before her shift.  I'm rather PO'd, but I'm not her direct supervisor, so I really have nothing to say about it.  We are friends, so I don't really want to get her in trouble.  I'm more angery at her for drinking in the first place because she gets drug tested every month, at random.  She could lose her job, and it is becoming a habit.  I've been warning her, to no avail. Her boyfriend is a bad influence on her, go figure, he hasn't had a job in years.

I totally feel like gossiping.  That man is such a sponge, and she is supporting that man?  Ugggg.  Why?  She says that he is great at sex.   I don't think that is a good reason, to let an unemployed man move into your apartment.

28.03.2015 14:25:27
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Freethinkerland
28.03.2015 14:39:17
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ceres wrote:
Globby is blocking his eyes...I know why ...lately I've been seeing comments like "mad bimbo" on many bimbo's profiles...is that a glitch/bug in the site?
I'm no mad bimbo 
It would be so cute if you put a picture of Globby as your signature.  Your constant companion.  You have trained him better than I ever could.

28.03.2015 14:39:17
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Freethinkerland
28.03.2015 23:24:36
HeavenLeighBimbo

[GET's dusty soap BOX out of corner, in a Huff ]

Read the newest Announcement from the Prime Minister!
http://www.bimbolands.com/senate/topic/69?page=

Show your support for the nation your building.  His ear is listening, and now is your chance to voice a change to make this world better for all.

[end rant]
   Your turn.......


28.03.2015 23:24:36
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