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The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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22.03.2015
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Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 189235
Reputation: 10288
Posts: 4249
Freethinkerland
31.03.2015 22:54:07
HeavenLeighBimbo

Did you just paint Globby green again?
 I told you, don't let him paint your house. 
He was even starting to develop a nice shade of red again.
Good thing he sheds quite regularly.

A new hobby, is always good when he gets his nose full of green.  Who know what a prehistoric creature can find entertaining?

 Have you taught him how to fly yet?

The silly bloke who sold him to me said he has wings,  but he would never sit still long enough for me to look under his paws.

31.03.2015 22:54:07
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136
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6022
Reputation: 4025
Posts: 2217
Secville
31.03.2015 23:07:06
Ceres

Globby knows how to fly
It's the only reason he disappears so quick.
Globby you have to get back green however you did.
We need more people in the pub
Doug is not doing a very good job.

31.03.2015 23:07:06
170
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Freethinkerland
01.04.2015 03:13:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm back from my shopping adventure, a bit early.  It was a bit disappointing, except one female shop keeper did thrill me.  Her hair was Amazing.  A retro-look of Pin-curls and dyed Silver.  It was so beautiful and I don't think she took me seriously, when I asked her to do my hair for an outrageous sum of money.  It was so Victorian AGE,  I think I offered to much to her to start with.

  Globby isn't the only one who needs training.

  This shop-keep just had a priceless style,  I wanted to have too. At least I spent a half an hour with her, personally.  Oil and water, but a priceless moment in time all the same.  She was so attractive, but tattooed extensively.  That much body art, just is a shame on a perfect woman, and form.

I bought one pantie, A set of custom stickers for my motorcycle to be dressed up this summer (long story) Two Knee highs, Lavender Bubble bath.
   How boring, Huh.

  The set of stockings I really wanted were not sold in the store,  so I have to buy them online.  It is so stupid that, the stocking were the only reason I really bothered to leave my house today.


With disappointment in my head, I went home to sulk.  That is how good this woman's hair looked.
WAHHHHH

01.04.2015 03:13:53
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Posts: 2217
Secville
01.04.2015 15:22:05
Ceres

Oh my wish I could have seen
Sounds like it was marvellous.
While you were out globby made
some friends. More globsters haha
Made a pretty big mess.
Poor doug 

01.04.2015 15:22:05
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 189235
Reputation: 10288
Posts: 4249
Freethinkerland
01.04.2015 18:36:53
HeavenLeighBimbo

OK....
  If Globby is going to take over this place, with friends we need to train them to at least do the sweeping, and bar-tending.

More time to giggle for us and extra helpings of ice cream.
It would be nice to hear more chatter in the Pub, even if it is the help, and pure gibberish.
I never did get the hang of that language.  But it does sound delightful in a crowded PUB.

01.04.2015 18:36:53
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 189235
Reputation: 10288
Posts: 4249
Freethinkerland
01.04.2015 20:54:45
HeavenLeighBimbo

I wish I could feel some excitement today.  The weather turned towards a storm.  It always puts me in a gloomy mood when the wind blows and I feel a chill in the air.  My body is so confused.  Is is spring time, or fall?
  A return to winter.
  Or a day to do chores inside the house.
  It is so Sunny outside the clear glass of windows and I want to take off all my clothes and run barefooted in the lawn.  Gurr....
  Don't make me do laundry.
Don't make me watch anymore TV.
Don't make me think, about anything.
  I'm a Zombie cooking dinner.

My home smells wonderful.
Plush carpet feels good on my bare feet.
It is 79'F in my house.
And I'm pissed-off because there is no SAND, clinging to my ass in a new swimsuit.

What the hell are windows good for anyways?


01.04.2015 20:54:45
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Sex Appeal: 6022
Reputation: 4025
Posts: 2217
Secville
01.04.2015 21:10:52
Ceres

Today was supposed to be rest day.
I'm doing labs.
I didn't cook lunch so i'm all grumpy and hungry.
Labs aren't going well.
I have some lab sessions tomorrow .
SIGH I just want to relax!
Licks ice cream

01.04.2015 21:10:52
170
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 189235
Reputation: 10288
Posts: 4249
Freethinkerland
01.04.2015 21:45:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

If we start to menstruate, together,
 I'm going to get worried the moon is out of orbit.
  Stars will fall.
And the LAB is going to explode.

{pulls pink string}
[dumps salty popcorn on EVERYTHING]

01.04.2015 21:45:19
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Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6022
Reputation: 4025
Posts: 2217
Secville
01.04.2015 21:56:22
Ceres


Thanks i needed that
Globby tell your new friends they need to learn how to sweep and take orders.
Dont let them into the kitchen though.
Doug will see to this.


01.04.2015 21:56:22
170
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 189235
Reputation: 10288
Posts: 4249
Freethinkerland
01.04.2015 22:08:41
HeavenLeighBimbo

Post 100 ?

Umm.
  Ahhh.
 Can we do a second take?

Free Ice cream day !!!!

Limited to Chocolate, Neapolitan, and Butter Pecan.

I need to make room in the Freezer, now that you gave Doug a challenge to manage Globby and friends.
 Doug will certainly need to cool off, or he might make a BBQ of the new helpers.
  He really doesn't like to be awake on the job.

Doug has to bake ALASKA, to the cheer the first new page !!!!!! 
   He is deathly afraid of Eggs.
 Yet when asked nicely, he will whip the peaks to fluffy golden brown, greatness.

01.04.2015 22:08:41
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