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HeavenLeighBimbo
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09.07.2018 03:10:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

This post is being written in the mist's of gunfire!   A 'punk' decided to fire a weapon at me today.
  I told the young man to step away from the girl he was trying to kidnap., and he 'Shot at me' with a weapon.
  I fired back,  and wounded him PERFECTLY.    
      I normally wouldn't write about such thing's,  but the children I was actually around during this crime and saw how I responded to it.....I was lost in defense against a  criminal,  and was very ready to shoot to kill.......    I spared the man who frightened my children and a Girl that the perpetrator tried to kidnap,  and now think I'm some sort of super-hero.    
   Is it evil to think I should have shot the man DEAD  on the spot?     But by training I was forced to stop shooting at him to kill,   and let him run away...............       OMG....    This man know's the people I love..........
         I am forced to HUNT down a man, and Kill him..........    the planet will suffer nothing from the loss of MASS, but I really hate calling in favors.....   Every gang member is promised a big reward for  'life of a gang member' who dared to abuse a woman right in front of my face......   A murder that will never be known or cared about.............
   It was just a suggestion after all.   Muhahahaaaa       When forced to Shoot someone,   I suffer from PSD.  I could think about everything, but ended up with having to Shoot a man today.

    I know I'm in for a world of SHIT, now....   but I would shoot the kidnapper 12 times instead of just once. 
                             I fucked up, letting the criminal LIVE.
  Rapist's will be dealt with, in a creative manner.[now]   
              This time I failed....   
               I didn't like shooting at a teenager behaving like a MONSTER.    I let him live,  but a very miserable life is in store for him....      !!!!!!   He lost EVERYTHING.  over a girl.  
   I shot off, his testicles.   No worries NOW.  !!!  Haha let the girl decide if she want's him still. 
  She is at least has been give the choice to NOT be raped, by an illegal immigrant.   She escaped from him in front of a police car.      I consider the victim as a survivor, and I will sleep very well putting a bullet in a criminals 'ball-sack'. 
   The man will never experience SEX again and I'm perfectly fine with my judgement.   The DA has already declined to prosecute me, due to the shooting being committed in the act of a kidnapping.   I would shoot him again if allowed to.....
  Call it community service!!!!!!
   It seems that other member of the community saw the shooting, and gave their stories too, of the incident.....
 A minor update.   Many other members of the community tried to stop the kidnapping, too.......     I was just the only one with a 9 mm weapon that could fix the problem permanently.   I shot a 17 year old boy today and removed his sexual organs FOREVER...... 
                 and would do it again to save YOUR LIFE.
  Kidnapping in front of my home will not be tolerated !!!!
   The whole story, is so classically stupid........  minding my own , playing with little boy's in the grass,  and a woman run's screaming from a car, right in front of me......   OH HELL,,,,,,,,    I'm going to defend her.  I really didn't want to shoot the young man,  but he left me with no choice.     He needed to be 'PUT-Down'  and the best way to not kill,  is lower-core shot's.
   He will not need his reproductive organ's, where he is going.
   The shooter of a teen aged boy is totally traumatized today..... but Who CARES.....   I saved a girl from being kidnapped by an illegal 'Party' in America..... 
   A little girl who saw her chance to escape was courageous.   She picked the perfect moment to run to FREEDOM.   She saw my car, and RAN for it, !!!!!!! like I teach all my student's.
.   God bless HER,  with her help I  hunted down a very bad man and found him bleeding out from my gunfire...... he is bleeding out and I chose to save his life too....... and I hope the hospital let's him DIE, but they wont.....  a pity, but it is what it is........
   Besides all the Gun-fire and illegal immigration,   I was having a very happy day playing with the neighbors children.....
   From building Lego toy's with 3 little children, to  shooting a 17 year old boy attempting to KIDNAP a woman at knife point,   IS EVEN A BIT TO MUCH FOR ME TO DEAL WITH EMOTIONALLY.   
        I'm sorry about sharing a real story.....   I had too.....  just to process, what the FUCK just happened before my eyes.
  I looked at the 17 year old boy and asked him if it was worth it,   and he said "   I'm Hurt "    That's all a rapist and kidnapper could say to the woman who just shot his balls off.
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 It certainly was never intended, or planned....   but the boy picked a very bad place, to attempt to kidnap a young girl.
 I FIGHT sexual predator's.    do you?

09.07.2018 03:10:00
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longlegs1998
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Freethinkerland
12.07.2018 05:11:10
longlegs1998

I havent always been the most active in the forums or all about voices opinions and what not, but I decided to share mine and my boyfriends story on how we met and our difficulties. So we met my first year of college and we got a long very well. He messaged me the night after asking if i wanted to play twister and watch a movie. So I did of course. I would never turn down time with a funny, cute guy. Well that night we cuddled a bit and he walked me back to my dorm and asked to kiss me. I was a little wary of this, because I was raised strictly independent baptist. I let him kiss me anyways and i kissed him back. Fast forward and we went on our first date and started to learn more about each other. Well I learned he was HARDCORE jewish. I was dreading the day my parents would ask the religion question. Well, the day finally came, and of course i told them. They were a little unhappy at the thought of me dating and getting close to someone of a different religion. They didn't want me to forget my teachings and to get out of church.

To this day, I'm still happily in church and dating him as well. We will be together for 2 years in September and I'm very excited to be having an anniversary with my love. We've gone through MANY ups and downs. Like every couple, we've over come those difficult times and It's ultimately made us stronger. I always have classmates or friends making comments on, being in a relationship with someone of a different religion. Like commenting on how hard it would be, and how different it would make them. I completely disagreed with them, and informed them that to me, it's no different than a person who hates drinking, smoking, etc. dates and marries someone who does those things. In my eyes, I think it's important to find someone that you love unconditionally, and who loves you as much as well. Yes, it is hard at times to deal with the struggles of different religions. But we agree on most, to nearly everything else. 

Love is probably the most important thing to me in life. Well, of course I say that now, half asleep. I'll probably think of other things that mean a lot to me, in the morning. But right now, I'll harp on Love. You can show love to, partners, family members, friends,children, co-workers, teachers, strangers, etc. But there are many types of love you can show to these different categories of people. People don't understand how I can show and give my partner love, if we don't have the same religion. To me, that's silly. Love is love, no matter religion, race, gender, beliefs, morals, etc. I think it's incredible to see these older couples who have been together for so long, and they can be two completely different people, with conflicting opinions and beliefs, but at the end of the day they love each other unconditionally, and they will always be there. You "fall" in love with someone for who they are. that is everything that comes with them. Baggage, beliefs, morals, religion, genealogy, and anything else I missed in the list. Even if I had known he was jewish before falling head over heels for him, i would have still fallen as hard I did not knowing his religion. 

Many people have different opinions, and that's totally okay! My ears are open to all, whose ears are open to me. 

12.07.2018 05:11:10
"There are no good girls gone wrong- just bad girls found out." -Mae West
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
13.07.2018 02:09:43
HeavenLeighBimbo

I personally LOVED the ^ post.....   so real and written with emotion.....
       I can also understand her feeling's, because while the religion's may have been different, the feeling's were exactly the same for me, after I got married and moved INTO a religious community of extreme judgement  that a 'porn-star' would have ability to move in to the community.  They settled down, once they saw I just like to dress like a slut, and not stealing the husband's.
   The Odd thing is: it is the same people who profess to be "Progressive" and despise the Religious 'folk' who are always the most judgmental about social issues.
   This social problem is very bizarre to me, now that I decided to begin a exclusive relationship with my best-friend. This community will be seeing me holding hands with my girlfriend, and holding our baby girl,  as a Lesbian Family.
 [ Do you see how People need to be BOXED in to a judgement, even just defining a relationship?]     
    I hate what the Progressive's and Liberal's have done to my life in America.   They make me less human everyday with their riot's and rant's and outright bigotry of anyone who is religious or has values.  All to bring awareness to themselves.
    
   People are always Judging You and this is just a Fact of Life.   Those judgment's are often flawed by the Human condition of personal-Pain.  Be it external or internal, or Eternal.    With good intention's, go with your HEART.
   God seem's to always provide you with the correct path to choose.   [nearly always for me at least,  it has been the course of LOVE for another human-being.]    I don't join the progressive 'cause' because the religious community accept's me and my family unconditionally.   If I went to a LGTB event and speak about my opinion I would be 'stoned to death' on the spot.
    The only hate I get is from 'progressive thinking socialist's   so why should I care?    They love, living in Hate.
   I choose to love around the people who love me the most.    That is certainly   a people who believe in the teaching's of God.

   Keeping your faith is the toughest part of being in a multi-denominational relationship.
   
Written in prayer,  by Heavenly in reply to:

 [Quote] Longlegs1998[/quote]
Love is probably the most important thing to me in life. Well, of course I say that now, half asleep. I'll probably think of other things that mean a lot to me, in the morning. But right now, I'll harp on Love. You can show love to, partners, family members, friends,children, co-workers, teachers, strangers, etc. But there are many types of love you can show to these different categories of people. People don't understand how I can show and give my partner love, if we don't have the same religion. To me, that's silly. Love is love, no matter religion, race, gender, beliefs, morals, etc. I think it's incredible to see these older couples who have been together for so long, and they can be two completely different people, with conflicting opinions and beliefs, but at the end of the day they love each other unconditionally, and they will always be there. You "fall" in love with someone for who they are. that is everything that comes with them. Baggage, beliefs, morals, religion, genealogy, and anything else I missed in the list. Even if I had known he was jewish before falling head over heels for him, i would have still fallen as hard I did not knowing his religion. 

13.07.2018 02:09:43
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Pia Margrethe
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23.07.2018 09:30:54
Pia Margrethe

Right Heavenly: In your universe white is black and black is white. I am SO glad I don't live there.

23.07.2018 09:30:54
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play?
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
31.07.2018 03:56:51
HeavenLeighBimbo

I returned home today to an interesting situation.
   A neighbor OVERDOSED and DIED,   and I last interacted with him just 2 day's ago............   
                He was a classic case, I wanted to study, because he was a brilliant-man with Asperger's syndrome... 
                               [ my diagnostic opinion ]
   It was purely accidental, how he became a target of my investigation's but the facts 'after-the fact' resulted in  a DEATH today.
   Even in a SMALL Town, People are selling Fentanal,   and saying it is Methamphetamine to mentally challenged and disabled American Drug Addict's. 
   I never liked the man,  but I did like the way he would play the piano,  while I sang old-fashioned
  'rag-time' song's from the 1800's.....   I always take on the challenging project's, and  I found a way to make a mentally challenged but brilliant man have fun...
   Unfortunately he died today......  complete with the needle still stuck in his arm, in a pile of filth.....
        The man died in his home all alone, and even the police wouldn't enter the home of death, because   :
      Mental Illness, can be so disgusting   no mere human can even stand it enough to DEAL WITH IT.
  Unofficially  I gained entrance to the Death-site.......      And SANG a SONG over his dead body......   A religious one,   the police didn't object too......     "Be Thou Humble"

Be Thou Humble (Hymn) - Grietje Terburg Rowley - Berlin Reed Organ

   It's amazing what can be done with  pastoral credentials,  and my past employment with the public safety department.
   I hardly even knew the Man who died today, but it was very obvious he DIED because of Welfare disability payment's.
   He was healthy physically but not mentally....   and took every dollar he got for free from the TAXPAYERS to buy Methamphetamine all the way to his DEATH today.................   
   Hitler would be so proud of how the 'mentally challenged' are currently SELF-SUICIDE'ing, because the government is aiding in the self-distruction of individuals....   Sure he had medical care,   but  in AMERICA,  it really should be called the DEATH- CARE SYSTEM....  unless your rich and a member of government.

    He needed to be institutionalized in a mental health facility about 20 years AGO. 
     Not given tax- money every month, to buy drug's to kill himself, because he didn't know what a drug-dealer was selling him.  Shooting himself up with PURE POISON, because he was having withdrawal symptoms and was willing to put anything a drug-dealer sold him into his blood stream.....     He did exactly what he was conditioned to do...   Consume massive amounts of DRUGS, because they were free for him;   compliment's of the USA, tax payer.

   Such a Pity,   and is so common.......     I just didn't expect it to happen to someone so close to my new home in less than 2 months     A condo, next to the ghetto.....   OMG        Once the lease is up,  I'm MOVING.
   Even I'm wishing for Heaven right about now.  But I never give up....  but I just can't deal with the culture of HARD-DRUG ABUSE among adults......[then]     It breaks my heart  to see the children,  who are not even fed, or cared for  by those same adult's getting welfare money,  they in turn use to buy more 'Street' drug's.
         I'm at the point I would rather live on MARS, than deal with anymore of the common fools. 
   It depresses me to see people kill themselves........ with socialism.
  [ I'm at the point, I CRY when I look at a child,   knowing it's future is one of DEATH after Misery.]
       
I hate being blessed with 'intuition'.   The future is fixed, when EVIL RULES.
                      Even I'm being advised to HIDE, by GOD....    and let the fool's have their WAR of socialism.
                                         Self- determination and goal's are obviously a lost SKILL, when you can just QUIT and be awarded a GOLDEN STAR.
      THE LORD OF THE FLIES  
 Jared's, dead body certainly was covered in FLIES and Filth,   and nothing very glamorous about his ability to find drug's.   
  I think I even saw his KILLER/ drug dealer of the fatal dose............
          ???????   but................      Is it mercy, to let everyone around him DIE TOO?
                                          I know better,  but I'm going to let this go...       
  Darwinism...     A mass murderer is dealing drug's bought from China, and is the newest serial killer in my local environment.
   I very easily could close the "case"   but............ for some reason,  I feel like I should just let this investigation 'PLAY-out'.........
   "Move along, Move along  there is nothing to see here." Said Micah,
                "  Should I care how many Drug Abuser's DIE? "   I know the killer/ dealer, by sight alone, and I don't even CARE, enough to even care who die's NEXT. 
If a habitual drug user needs it so badly,  then it is what it is..........
"  I just don't want you to be infected too !!!!!!! "   I love Bimboland's and it's player's....... 
 
The real world is DEPRESSING to me, when all I see is death by STUPIDITY, GREED and LUST.
  FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH, I included my SONG of LIFE as a musician too.
     Yes,   I play the reed organ....  surprised?  That someone like me actually is classically trained with an 'archaic'  Education?
  My fondest memories are as a child given free access to a 'Pipe Organ' in our local church......     
   I find peace,  in singing and playing religious Hymns.............
   Today  my grief is.........   'A' Major.     I failed to rescue a mortal soul, today.................

31.07.2018 03:56:51
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Pia Margrethe
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31.07.2018 11:26:05
Pia Margrethe

Deinstitutionalization of those with mental illness was accomplished under which presidency? Hint: RR.

Of course your neighbor's death was the result of disability support and socialism. Your (christian) lack of empathy is showing HLB. Know thyself.

31.07.2018 11:26:05
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play?
HeavenLeighBimbo
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05.08.2018 03:15:52
HeavenLeighBimbo

Today was ridiculous.  Life in a city for me is proving difficult.
 [ME}  A rich exotic dancer, living next to a 'gay' handsome guy who is flamboyant, and awesome in personality,
  Is not proving to be a good Neighbor situation.
    
   I find myself trying to 'Tease him' out of his GAY-ness !!!!!!
    OMG    I'm crazy about him in a weird way,   he is like my male twin..........    but not bi-sexual,   and laughs openly at my female genitalia, if I accidentally let a dance get a little to 'exposed'.    He is a loud =ass-asshole most of the time when drunk too..............
        But we were at a 'Wake' today honoring a friend...........
   And it was like we were performing a show together for a brilliant musician,  like we rehearsed the routine for years together.
  It totally flowed into  Song...unscheduled.......... 
     I was just singing softly to myself at first.....     Then a drunk LOUD-MOUTH ASS neighbor, made me Match HiM... 
 and harmony ensued.  for an hour of a  cappella voice duel........
      What better way to 'grieve the dead musician who I used to love listen to him play his Piano.',
 but make me admire a man I love to TEASE............... next door. 
              I'd never sleep with him,  but  I sure do love making him perform with ME......      That is WICKED !!!!!!!!! SEXY

05.08.2018 03:15:52
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Sandi Lut
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05.08.2018 19:57:15
Sandi Lut

Eight years ago I was told I could slowly decrease the medication I was taking against epileptic attacks I was suffering from before taking that medicine. I will spare you the agony I had to go through before I finally found a doctor who acknowledged the fact I had epileptic attacks. After a few months I finally swallowed the last pill of a medicine that had taken over my mood for five long years. Five years of being not just moody and cranky but downright mad with anger every day the whole day. From the moment I woke up until the moment I fell asleep.
After swallowing that last pill my body needed to detox. A few months after that I woke up one morning with a smile on my face. I immediately noticed that for the first time in over five years I finally woke up with a good mood. The realization that from now on everything I was going to feel was really me and not some chemical induced emotion was one of the happiest moments in my life. The rest of that day I had a smile on my face and enjoyed every moment of it. From then on I realised that when I feel angry it is really me that is angry, not the side effects from the medicine that makes me angry.
Of course I still wake up with a bad mood sometimes. But I still enjoy that. Because it is me. I am feeling that. It is me that causes that bad mood and not some chemical. Many people suffer from being moody in the morning. As for me I have learned to enjoy it and savor the fact that I feel, that those are my feelings and emotions. I still wake up every day happy with the fact that my feelings and emotions are mine.
So I may be one of the few persons in the world who is actually happy with feeling cranky in the mornings sometimes. Don’t get me wrong I usually wake up very happy but everyone has bad days and good. I just enjoy the fact that the feelings that come with them are mine and mine alone.

So don’t feel bad because you get angry or sad or feel regretful. Be happy that you can feel and that it is you that owns your emotions!



05.08.2018 19:57:15
Happiness is inside yourself
HeavenLeighBimbo
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07.08.2018 05:04:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just had the most AMAZING Day !!!!!!
           I'm not to sure how to share something so Heavenly,   but i'm going to try because it was so ABSURD......      Me and my best friend,   and a BABY who see's me, as her mommy.....

       Jackie asked me to drive her to the store.............        An instant disaster !!!!!!        
     Taking, our baby out of the car, caused a 'SENSATION'.   Then we were followed..............
  Tie-Anne, our baby was  getting scared of the people looking at us and began to fuss.   
   I just held her close and put her face into my hair.......   She instantly calmed down.
       Tie-Anne .........   I'm not to sure what I can write about her...........
     [[She is a BABY,  That I would do EVERYTHING in the world, for her to THRIVE.........   ]]

        My emotion's were meaningless today......   When the 'Fan's' saw me holding Tie-Anne.
   Jackie 'Freaked out', becaUSE people suddenly wanted to touch us, and it was a 'flash-mob'...... I screamed to "back-off".
     Not Bad; in my opinion,   but  for Jackie, it frightened her.....   Made worse because it was a photo opportunity of me with a beautiful child....   by the Press.  Totally Ignoring My Love/ and Mother of That Angel #1!!!!! 
 Our Privacy was Totally IGNORED by PEOPLE !!!!!!   But Tie-Tie, Screamed;
At the Adult's in her BEAUTIFUL manner, and she TOTALLY SHAMED the member's of the press into Silence.

   The Dirt and Gossip is:   Tie-Tie, ate some M'and'M's, and I Love my Babies !!!!!!!!!!!
    For the most of the day,   I got to be Normal today..................
    I warned Jackie about taking me into public place's with her....................... 
                  but she didn't believe me when I SAID   I'm to SEXY for even a GROCERY STORE !!!
   Put a BABY in my Arm's and...........................    I'm STUNNING.....     and I don't mean to talk myself up.........    
   I have a natural talent of, 'SEXY- MOTHERHOOD.'

    I want to talk about all of the reason's I love Jackie.......   but I find myself totally lost in prayer, 
 For US.    I never intended to fall in love with my Best-Friend.............    It just happened over time, 
                      and now we have Tie-Anne, and I'm totally insane about giving her everything, money can educate her with............    No free ride,   That little girl is going to GOOD SCHOOLS from now on......     
Private Christian schools are what Tie-Anne, has earned as a child of GOD.    I will give MY baby the best possible  life, as her 'Whore'.
[QUOTE] Sandi Lut wrote:
  So don’t feel bad because you get angry or sad or feel regretful. Be happy that you can feel and that it is you that owns your emotions! [/End Quote]
    I find this comment as very Truthful and Wise @^ It actually Kicked My ass into tear's................


   Yes,   I ended the day, totally crying because a public place Frightened Jackie', so much, while with me.
   It wasn't fair for her,   but Tie-Anne loved HER moment of FAME, with me !!!!!!!!!!
   She STOLE the entire SHOW ACTUALLY   !!!!!!!
   Her teacher/ ME;   approved !!!!!!!!!

07.08.2018 05:04:06
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Tiffyann
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07.08.2018 12:03:43
Tiffyann

HL: Good.to see you’re in great form!

07.08.2018 12:03:43

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.

What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
Bimbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Bimbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land

What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands community.

How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.

What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Bimbo.

Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo land.

Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Bimbo.

Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes ­ a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Bimbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Bimbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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