The Bimboland Manifesto
Every self-identifying Bimbo and Himbo will have the right to live in Bimboland, regardless of his or her place of birth.
The Republic of Bimboland will be governed by a President, nominally, Miss Bimbo aka Sindy Laarsen and a democratically elected Prime Bimbo.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have a responsibility to themselves and to Bimboland to live their very best lives spontaneously and in the moment.(chris wrote this and it kills me ok I cannot suffer alone)
Every Bimbo and Himbo will have the right to be as superficial as they wish and to value sex appeal, fitness, and stylishness above all other things.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have a responsibility, in line with the above, to make themselves as physically perfect (sexy, hot) as they possibly can and to maintain this level of physical near perfection.
All Bimbos and Himbos must also commit to being as physically fit as they possibly can by attending Bimboland gyms. Fitness clearly being synonymous with hotness.
All Bimbos and Himbos will live by the motto 'You are what you wear,' and will have responsibility to present themselves in the latest fashions at all times.
Over time, a system of competition to determine the hottest, sexiest, and most stylish citizens of Bimboland will be established.
Himbos and Bimbos will be obliged to enjoy a musical playlist that incorporates among others Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry and to have watched at least one series of each of the following: The Kardashians, America's Next Top Model, and Jersey Shore. These lists will be reviewed and updated over time.
Every Bimbo and Himbo has the right to access plastic surgery for sexual enhancement, including but not restricted to, breast and penis augmentation.
Every Bimbo and Himbo has the right to place their enjoyment of life above their employment responsibilities.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have equal opportunity to achieve status and authority regardless of gender.
All Bimbos and Himbos will have the freedom to love and date whomsoever they wish.
Himbos and Bimbos may have, at any point in time, one wife or husband, one relationship, and up to three fugg buddies. Marriage status will not be an impediment to the taking of fugg buddies.
In Bimboland, there will be no sexual restrictions. Bondage and fetish will be considered perfectly normal sexual activities.
every new tidbit of bimboland lore that i become aware of brinngs a new level of pain to my soulit pains me too. trust me, this isn't even the worst excerpt from the bimboland book. this is why i must share my burden with the unsuspecting denizens of this republic.
"Himbos and Bimbos may have, at any point in time, one wife or husband, one relationship, and up to three fugg buddies. Marriage status will not be an impediment to the taking of fugg buddies."god can u imagine. a marriage AND a relationship. all our dreams realised
where is this feature Mr chris Coward,,,
This is the craziest thread yet. Who cares about a constitution? In America the know nothings certainly don't. If it's a question of paying the clip art can one of the well informed bimbos send me the company information please? I will be happy to pay it and see this thread closed.that's not the point, chris shouldn't have used the clip art without paying or asking for permission in the first place. it's not someone else's responsibility to make up for his mistakes.
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- 110 points What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
