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The Bimbo nation is rising - legal aliens allowed in Bimboland

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Created
19.07.2017
Author
Miss Bimbo
Miss Bimbo
Level 35
Status: President
Sex Appeal: 33321
Reputation: 38685
Posts: 210
bimbo-city
19.07.2017 22:57:08
Miss Bimbo

Hello beloved Bimbos

I write to inform you of developments in Bimboland. As you know our great and beautiful state is  admired the world over. We are the only internet nation. The worlds first truly democratic Internet republic. We are pioneers pioneering our way to a seat at the United Nations. We are disrupting the global national system. 

Our bimbo population is growing day by day as bimbos seek refuge from far off places run by dictators, politically correct idiots and people with small penises.
Up until now our borders have been closed so that only the finest bimbos who pass our bimbo citizens test can live in our great nation and earn their passport.
Our Prime Bimbo and the senators have voted to allow legal aliens to enter Bimboland without becoming citizens for the first time in our history. Legal aliens who dont pass our citizens test will be able to spend time in Bimboland however in order to get their permanent passport they will still need to pass the citizens test at a later date should they want to become full citizens. 

If you see any legal aliens - tourists, business people etc please do make them feel home here in Bimboland. Unless they have a flat chest/small penis that is. Then send them packing back to where they came from. Life is too short for small penises. 

Your humble servant

Miss Bimbo - chief protector and servant of the Internet republic of Bimboland



19.07.2017 22:57:08

kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133827
Reputation: 38053
Posts: 3332
Atheista
21.07.2017 00:30:51
kITTYStARZ921986

Wow......just wow.

21.07.2017 00:30:51
Euphemia!
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11126
Reputation: 8312
Posts: 462
Reasonopia
21.07.2017 13:45:22
Euphemia!

Awesome!

21.07.2017 13:45:22
Cool, Calm, Collected
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22520
Reputation: 13108
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
21.07.2017 19:23:20
Melkanea

Thats nice.

21.07.2017 19:23:20
Carola
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1821
Reputation: 2024
Posts: 152
Secville
21.07.2017 19:50:17
Carola

Are they allowed to get jobs?

21.07.2017 19:50:17
XO,
Your Gal C. image
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133827
Reputation: 38053
Posts: 3332
Atheista
22.07.2017 02:19:36
kITTYStARZ921986

I love you, Mel. X-D

22.07.2017 02:19:36
Mermaid
Level 1
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 230
Reputation: 38
Posts: 1
Antitheocra
26.07.2017 17:02:31
Mermaid

Wow but I agree 

26.07.2017 17:02:31
AlexasPanties
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3804
Reputation: 2866
Posts: 31
Atheista
29.07.2017 10:10:40
AlexasPanties

We promise to welcome them with open... everything!

29.07.2017 10:10:40
Phr3aksbimboslut
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2285
Reputation: 2490
Posts: 204
Agnostica
31.07.2017 05:47:41
Phr3aksbimboslut

hahahaha No small tits/penis allowed in Bimboland!! lmao

31.07.2017 05:47:41
Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22520
Reputation: 13108
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
02.08.2017 01:56:47
Melkanea

kITTYStARZ921986 wrote:
I love you, Mel. X-D
Kitty you are the best! outa blue!!!!

02.08.2017 01:56:47

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

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I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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The Forum.

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The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

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The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
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Pink

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

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