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The Agnostica State Capitol

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06.06.2015
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Telaphone
Jazlynn
Level 13
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1564
Reputation: 1232
Posts: 38
Agnostica
07.12.2015 01:01:49
Jazlynn

Well, you're just biased because Agnostica is the best state hands down. That's just reasonable.

We do sort of need a state motto I think? I'm just going off what I remember from the other town halls.
I'm terrible with that kind of stuff myself, because taking a firm stance on anything is really difficult for me. Plus, compared to the...
Huh... I went to the map to support my argument... The new map is kinda... Umm... Shoddy? Questionable?

Like to get an average penis size of 12.8, that would require some monster... See, this is what happens when I get distracted. My original point is that we were one of the few states with any sort of religious tilt to them for one reason or other.


07.12.2015 01:01:49
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Telaphone
Level 73
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 423
Agnostica
07.12.2015 02:42:40
Telaphone

That map doesn't make sense. Finding someone on the right who's pro abortion, anti guns with 38f sized breast is like finding a unicorn covered in 4 leaf clovers.

07.12.2015 02:42:40
Jazlynn
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Posts: 38
Agnostica
07.12.2015 03:22:29
Jazlynn

Well, someone decided that we're neo-facist anti-elites, while remaining Laissez-faire, and pro union... I'm not sure what Bimbo Unionist applies to unless there's Bimbo Separatists to disagree with? 

Maybe we're looking at the chart wrong. Maybe the Bimboland center is much closer to far left, so that pro minimum breast size, and antigun stances is the conservative traditional stance. I could be encouraged to back mandatory breast implants for those under DD. It would make supporting bra technological advances much easier and affordable.
I do miss the old map's weird obsession with regional weather and fruit production.


07.12.2015 03:22:29
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Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
07.12.2015 16:08:41
Floydthatcrazylass

Errr yeah... WTH? When was this decided. Should we not get to choose what our stance on this stuff is as the actual members of this state? Surely this is up for negotiation? As State Minister I feel highly uninformed... *grumbles*

07.12.2015 16:08:41
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Jazlynn
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Agnostica
07.12.2015 17:27:17
Jazlynn

There's a lot of pros to mandatory breast implants.

Less gender bias.
It would also be more fair to transsexuals.
Guys wouldn't spend as much time looking at them if they had their own.
Women's clothing would be more reasonably priced.
Tax breaks for plastic surgery I assume?

Though I can't seem to find a state against forced enboobening of the populace?


07.12.2015 17:27:17
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Littleladylillianna
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Posts: 17
Agnostica
07.12.2015 21:45:53
Littleladylillianna

Is anyone else a little miffed that all these things have changed and no one was really told about it? I personally don't really like it...

07.12.2015 21:45:53
Jazlynn
Level 13
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Posts: 38
Agnostica
08.12.2015 06:14:31
Jazlynn

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There's a fixed limit on the amount of 'Yep' I could include in text format, so I submit an image which should be roughly equal a thousand words.

I do sort of wish we could have impact on these kinds of changes. But no one gets notified of anything lately. And I liked being the mango capital too.

08.12.2015 06:14:31
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Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
08.12.2015 09:36:14
Floydthatcrazylass

Yeah what's wrong with mangos all of a sudden? I've said it before change is good... But I don't believe any of the changes (save the debates) were asked for by the populous were they?

08.12.2015 09:36:14
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Telaphone
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Agnostica
08.12.2015 16:55:23
Telaphone

Floydthatcrazylass wrote:
Yeah what's wrong with mangos all of a sudden? I've said it before change is good... But I don't believe any of the changes (save the debates) were asked for by the populous were they?
And this is the part where you realize that player input has no impact on this site. The president controls nothing, the site owner is the dictator who says what and can't be done and changes things on a whim.

08.12.2015 16:55:23
Floydthatcrazylass
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Agnostica
08.12.2015 18:01:31
Floydthatcrazylass

It's something we all suspected anyway. Doing a great job of providing evidence to support that fact. Why make it a humanist republic when you want to be the dictator?

08.12.2015 18:01:31
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