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Terrible Joke

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79
Created
20.11.2015
Author
Columbia
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2031424
Reputation: 219757
Posts: 2483
Atheista
16.02.2020 11:06:40
peeslurper69

a hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. the police are looking into it.

16.02.2020 11:06:40
your reluctant optimist 
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224194
Reputation: 312804
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
16.01.2021 17:46:17
CinnamonSugar

What's green & pouty?



The Incredible Sulk

16.01.2021 17:46:17
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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GoldenGirlGabby
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 25055
Reputation: 13273
Posts: 256
Reasonopia
22.01.2022 15:38:03
GoldenGirlGabby

why do some couples go to the gym

because they want their relationship to workout

22.01.2022 15:38:03
i typically try to vote 5:4 but if the outfit is shitting on yours forget it
bambifox
Level 14
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2041
Reputation: 2627
Posts: 69
Reasonopia
28.01.2022 11:35:17
bambifox

what kind of insects make milk?
 boo-bees 

28.01.2022 11:35:17
Fancy Chair 22
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10417
Reputation: 7735
Posts: 268
Atheista
14.05.2022 23:47:19
Fancy Chair 22

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
'Cause if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

14.05.2022 23:47:19
Piroska_Sugar20
Level 39
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 44033
Reputation: 33832
Posts: 936
Agnostica
08.06.2022 04:23:10
Piroska_Sugar20

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

08.06.2022 04:23:10
"Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts!"

Me:

 /ᐢ⑅ᐢ\ ♡ ₊˚
꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱     ♡‧₊˚   ♡
./づ~ :¨·.·¨:   ₊˚
          `·..·‘   ₊˚ ♡


audrey_lynn
Level 168
Status: State Minister
Sex Appeal: 3739083
Reputation: 102938
Posts: 1206
Atheista
08.06.2022 07:00:35
audrey_lynn

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

08.06.2022 07:00:35
liveangel
Level 203
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6603064
Reputation: 301087
Posts: 3304
Reasonopia
08.06.2022 11:11:36
liveangel

A man bought a new computer and decided to set up a password for it. He typed in the word "penis". The computer displayed the message "password too short". 

08.06.2022 11:11:36

bbunny
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9466
Reputation: 7502
Posts: 104
Atheista
28.08.2022 05:06:28
bbunny

today I got fired from my job,
the building burned down...

28.08.2022 05:06:28
spacesignal
Level 85
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 475200
Reputation: 102536
Posts: 1036
Atheista
28.08.2022 14:37:06
spacesignal

which dinosaur always has a sprained ankle?

ankylosaurus

28.08.2022 14:37:06
fish want to have a beer with me woman want to fix me

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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