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Stupidity is on the rise.

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Freethinkerland
26.01.2018 07:47:34
HeavenLeighBimbo

Today's story, was actually not about me for a change.....
     I was just purchasing fuel at a truck-stop...   The cashier was busy with a Woman in line,  who proceeded to accuse the cashier of having SEX with her husband.    I just wanted to PAY my Bill's,  but NO...  
                     I got to see the MOST STUPID woman in the WORLD !!!
   Two cashier's at the store have similar name's......Tenisha, and Teknisha. 
              "The Cheated on", woman totally started having a FIT, and was likely intoxicated by DRUG'S, and just saw a name she recognized from her husband's cell-text message's and got the 2 women TOTALLY mixed UP.   OMG...  
        I instantly knew what was happening, but word's are WORD's......... DO NOTHING. * * * *  It's not my business...
                    Yet I know both Cashier's...   One is a single SLUT, I am also friendly too,  and the other a respectable married mother I hardly even talk too because she find's me intimidating.
                              (work clothes and play clothes, she has seen me in BOTH, and thinks I'm a SLUT) 
                                  It's all good, and I'm not offended by her attitude with me.   She act's professionally as a cashier.

   The innocent Cashier started CRYING, and the manager tried to take control of the situation.....  
      |But the 'Cheated-on woman', had it FIXED in her Brain, she was SCREAMING at the correct woman having SEX with her Husband]
        REAL Life is BETTER than TV !!!!    PURE IDIOT'S in PUBLIC.
                         If her man was having sex with a minimum-wage employee, and she was a FAT \WELFARE mom, in stained clothing, who smelled like cat-shit...........
 
  Why would she care?    She married a LOSER, and PROVED she was a LOSER too, to everyone who saw this childish event......
   I started laughing  while Behind the 'Screaming Woman'.
   She turned around and saw me in my uniform.    OMG......   Her expression was Priceless.....   
   I asked her to Leave, politely.   She started to Fuss.... and the entire Que, behind me started to
        LAUGH LOUDLY, at this Woman too.
    ALL MEN.......    They were expecting a 'CAT-FIGHT'.  [and might have HOPE to SEE IT]

           The manager, gave me a wink [as permission], and I escorted the angry-scorned woman 'Outside the store' and let her go.....
    I came back inside  to Cheer's,  and the Men, allowed me to resume my Spot in QUE.
            It was SO CUTE......     The Truck-driving Men, I protect and fear ME, the most......
  LOVED seeing a BITCH taken out of a STORE, with her arm's behind her back...
     I knew she was in PAIN.....    FAT women can't' bend like that' without some FORCE being applied.
               Her mouth was so foul  she was LUCKY,  I didn't kick her in the FACE too.

    All That Stupidity, over a MAN who Cheat's on her......
   "Where is your Priorities,  You Stupid BITCH...."
   She really should just move on and find another loser to abuse her trust.   Men like that end up paying Child-support money.

   Or was the fact he HAS no money but an Over-Active Penis, is what really bothered her?
            American STUPIDITY is a 10p [Dime] a DOZEN. 
 
I'm actually afraid to use this Thread Daily.
    STUPID is a VERY common occurrence, in the REAL- world.   I could write something nearly every day,  but...... 
     I only choose to write about the REALLY STUPID, in my life, and opinion.
                       I'm lucky, where I live.... 
                                          STUPID is more of an EXCEPTION, than a RULE.
[Very little poverty and very few illegal immigrant's.] 
 However the Poor Welfare Mother's do act like terrorist the first week of every month, buying 'JUNKFOOD' at fuel-stop's.
 
                                 [ "Candy DAY" is my name for the First week of every month.   Drug's have been supplied to the Adult's and the children are given soda and CANDY for dinner.] 
      Death by consumption is totally UGLY, and VERY STUPID. The Children are TAUGHT FAILURE and EAT total GARBAGE,
    at a VERY HIGH COST.
  I could have Ruined this Woman's life permanently, and taken her Children AWAY from her....... But I chose Not TO. 
                       I didn't want the 'Paperwork' on my desk, dealing with the COMMON TRASH in America.
   As a Public Safety officer,  I deal EXCLUSIVELY with Truck-Driver's, and CRASHES and Roadway problem's.
    I leave, 'Bitchy Women' to the mercy of themselves, unless asked to , or Forced TOO, by circumstance.
       The 'Truck Driver's' Today, SAW a Bitch.....   that they will respect, when I inspect their KIT and paper's..

26.01.2018 07:47:34
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Lioness
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Freethinkerland
28.01.2018 02:28:08
Lioness

Nothing really makes sense in this thread...

28.01.2018 02:28:08
bongwater
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28.01.2018 04:44:40
bongwater

bahahahahahahaha


HeavenLeighBimbo
wrote:
Stories that happens in REAL LIFE.    




28.01.2018 04:44:40
Tambrius
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Freethinkerland
08.02.2018 18:25:19
Tambrius

all of my wat.

08.02.2018 18:25:19
Bru96
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Reasonopia
10.02.2018 00:37:27
Bru96

Lioness wrote:
Nothing really makes sense in this thread...
Agreed

10.02.2018 00:37:27
Orange Cherry
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21.02.2018 07:09:01
Orange Cherry

Bru96 wrote:
Lioness wrote:
Nothing really makes sense in this thread...
Agreed
I second that.

21.02.2018 07:09:01
Love,
Orange Cherry
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
23.02.2018 01:23:00
HeavenLeighBimbo

This post is ABOUT, something totally STUPID...  in real life.......
   I caught a Stupid criminal today.....    :(
                   A convicted and registered, sexual predator, trying to live in plain-sight   but did something SO STUPID as to Draw my Attention to him.
   Making an illegal Blacksmith's Shop....   !!!   Making illegal Weapons and tool's for the commission's of Crime's.

   He was not even hard to find !!!!!!   I just followed the smoke......   Haha.
   "Coal Smoke."

   I made the mistake, of asking the fire department to respond 1st,   and the 'Criminal' managed to Escape before the sheriff arrived,   but WOW....   They discovered a treasure trove of STUPIDITY. in various form's of production.


  Innocent until proven Guilty  ?   ????    And he RAN  the moment the Fire Truck Left, because there was only 'forge' that had reached proper temperature and was no longer producing visible Smoke....
     I just caused myself, a very messy investigation,   but the perpetrator is now Running....

    This is the STUPID PART  _____
   Why did he set up a \weapon's-Shop\ next to my best-friend's home,  and her 3 babies?
   As if I wouldn't notice it...............      Killing my friend and BABY'S with NOXIOUS COAL SMOKE,   was not going to GET NOTICED?
   
While not a crime, to be a Blacksmith, legally in the county I live in........ 
  Just the report and what was found,   put a loser 'LOW-LIFE' on the run  and I HOPE he DIES a lonely DEATH.
   Who the Hell Think's, that 'starting' un-vented, COAL FIRES outside of a child's bedroom, ' is a Good IDEA..?    

   SERIOUSLY    This really happened to me today. 
                                                                         I wish I could write about it in more detail... 
             but   Bimboland's is a playground for Idiot's and I know;  few of you, will bother reading my thread's/ musing's in the first place or Understand the DANGER of PURE Pollution....    Environmentalist's are more concerned with global warming after all.

   Stupidity is ON THE RISE.   People cannot READ Anymore.  Internet Garbage has caused BRAIN-DAMAGE.  
Even The criminal's in real LIFE have no Common sense....

   WHY !!! Would a man, start a coal-fire 10 feet from a child's bedroom?

 
 [quote] Lioness wrote:
Nothing really makes sense in this thread...[/endquote]

   I totally AGREE.
   REAL-life and the STUPID things, PEOPLE do for Money will OFFEND ME, and my community.
   A coal Fire.........   ? in the 21st century
   Hahaha....   Is America in the IRON AGE?
Un-traceable weapon's and, The Poisoning, of babies is something I WILL involve myself in.
   I got Angry, and Said, " Enough is Enough".

    I called in some favor's........   from my friend's.
   This MAN is going to be Hunted DOWN and HURT, by ME.......   
  Baby-girl, Tie Anne is going to be allowed to breath 'Fresh AIR'.   I will MAKE it SO.......   gurrr.
  My LINE was CROSSED today...   and HELL hath no fury; when people DARE to POISON my neighbor's babies.
   I will get as NASTY  .... as a criminal .   To protect a BABY. 
                                                           Laws can be written by my HAND. 
   Coal Fire's started outside of Children's bedroom's  will be BANNED and made into a crime of attempted murder, before I'm done with MY -elected official's. 
                       That is MY promise to my REAL- LIFE,    Community. [and] babies living in 'ghetto's.'
   Greeny- 'fake environmentalist' can Suck on my 'Whale Bone', doing NOTHING AT SEA.
   So much concern,  when the REAL danger is AT HOME.... 
                                                     
I find culturally, 'POPULAR-environmentalism' so Pathetic........ 
                                                                However, that is a story for another day.

23.02.2018 01:23:00
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bongwater
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04.03.2018 20:34:43
bongwater

Unquestionable that this would be in the news and we eagerly await a link to that.


HeavenLeighBimbo
wrote:
This post is ABOUT, something totally STUPID...  in real life.......
   I caught a Stupid criminal today.....    :(
                   A convicted and registered, sexual predator, trying to live in plain-sight   but did something SO STUPID as to Draw my Attention to him.
   Making an illegal Blacksmith's Shop....   !!!   Making illegal Weapons and tool's for the commission's of Crime's.

   He was not even hard to find !!!!!!   I just followed the smoke......   Haha.
   "Coal Smoke."

   I made the mistake, of asking the fire department to respond 1st,   and the 'Criminal' managed to Escape before the sheriff arrived,   but WOW....   They discovered a treasure trove of STUPIDITY. in various form's of production.


  Innocent until proven Guilty  ?   ????    And he RAN  the moment the Fire Truck Left, because there was only 'forge' that had reached proper temperature and was no longer producing visible Smoke....
     I just caused myself, a very messy investigation,   but the perpetrator is now Running....

    This is the STUPID PART  _____
   Why did he set up a \weapon's-Shop\ next to my best-friend's home,  and her 3 babies?
   As if I wouldn't notice it...............      Killing my friend and BABY'S with NOXIOUS COAL SMOKE,   was not going to GET NOTICED?
   
While not a crime, to be a Blacksmith, legally in the county I live in........ 
  Just the report and what was found,   put a loser 'LOW-LIFE' on the run  and I HOPE he DIES a lonely DEATH.
   Who the Hell Think's, that 'starting' un-vented, COAL FIRES outside of a child's bedroom, ' is a Good IDEA..?    

   SERIOUSLY    This really happened to me today. 
                                                                         I wish I could write about it in more detail... 
             but   Bimboland's is a playground for Idiot's and I know;  few of you, will bother reading my thread's/ musing's in the first place or Understand the DANGER of PURE Pollution....    Environmentalist's are more concerned with global warming after all.

   Stupidity is ON THE RISE.   People cannot READ Anymore.  Internet Garbage has caused BRAIN-DAMAGE.  
Even The criminal's in real LIFE have no Common sense....

   WHY !!! Would a man, start a coal-fire 10 feet from a child's bedroom?

 
 [quote] Lioness wrote:
Nothing really makes sense in this thread...[/endquote]

   I totally AGREE.
   REAL-life and the STUPID things, PEOPLE do for Money will OFFEND ME, and my community.
   A coal Fire.........   ? in the 21st century
   Hahaha....   Is America in the IRON AGE?
Un-traceable weapon's and, The Poisoning, of babies is something I WILL involve myself in.
   I got Angry, and Said, " Enough is Enough".

    I called in some favor's........   from my friend's.
   This MAN is going to be Hunted DOWN and HURT, by ME.......   
  Baby-girl, Tie Anne is going to be allowed to breath 'Fresh AIR'.   I will MAKE it SO.......   gurrr.
  My LINE was CROSSED today...   and HELL hath no fury; when people DARE to POISON my neighbor's babies.
   I will get as NASTY  .... as a criminal .   To protect a BABY. 
                                                           Laws can be written by my HAND. 
   Coal Fire's started outside of Children's bedroom's  will be BANNED and made into a crime of attempted murder, before I'm done with MY -elected official's. 
                       That is MY promise to my REAL- LIFE,    Community. [and] babies living in 'ghetto's.'
   Greeny- 'fake environmentalist' can Suck on my 'Whale Bone', doing NOTHING AT SEA.
   So much concern,  when the REAL danger is AT HOME.... 
                                                     
I find culturally, 'POPULAR-environmentalism' so Pathetic........ 
                                                                However, that is a story for another day.


04.03.2018 20:34:43
Gigi Collins
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Agnostica
06.03.2018 16:00:58
Gigi Collins

More than stupid is silly, in my old job one of my partners who was pregnant for the SECOND time, was commenting that she didn't cover her navel because that was where the fetus received the food. My boss and I stare at the response of my pregnant partner, and then let go of the laughter until we almost cried.

06.03.2018 16:00:58
The best couple I've had is the couple I have not met. 
FemmeSumMer
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Posts: 136
Freethinkerland
23.03.2018 11:22:46
FemmeSumMer


23.03.2018 11:22:46
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