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Stupidity is on the rise.

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18.03.2016
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Phuckinbimbo
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
19.03.2016 23:45:20
Phuckinbimbo

The banks aren't actually lending any money at all. The are lending numbers. In many cases they don't actually have the cash to back those numbers. Its why the first few years of a mortgage you are re-paying the interest solely. That interest payment is cash on hand and they lend a few more numbers to someone else that is repaid interest first. If you go belly up on that loan, you still owe the full amount plus additional interest and penalties. Often people find after paying on a home for 5 to 10 years they are more in debt then when they started. The property goes to sheriff sale and the new buyer pays off your numbers with more numbers then pays the bank interest only. No money is changing hands and lots of numbers are logged as profit. The federal reserve was created as a means to cover all those bad loans but once we went off the gold standard the reserve became nothing but a log of numbers. Paypal is also getting in on the act. Their profit isn't interest it is fees. They really hate it when someone pulls the cash out of the system. That's why as soon as numbers are logged on your account they send you all those inciting offers with the message, "You now have funds in your account. Let's get shopping" and list several items their algorithm thinks you might buy.      


19.03.2016 23:45:20
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
20.03.2016 17:28:06
HeavenLeighBimbo

There isn't enough gold on planet Earth, to cover the outstanding monies invented on paper and then computers in the world.  It reminds me or the weeks long games of Monopolie my sister and I would play.  The paper money was always replaced by paper and pen, within just a single day.  We were both stubborn and stupid to want to win so badly, when the numbers are really so abstract when the lose any real value to obtain a result.
The One hundred dollar bill I saved when I was 8 years old, only buys twenty dollars, 25 years later all thanks to Gutenberg's Printing press, run amok.
Humans turned out to stupid to even use that technology correctly.


20.03.2016 17:28:06
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.03.2016 00:54:27
Phuckinbimbo

The real winner is the one who is too stupid to care. My one and only regret is education. Think about it. The person locked in cell picking feces off his ass is living in complete bliss without a care in the world, no bills, no worries.

21.03.2016 00:54:27
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
21.03.2016 23:01:09
Phuckinbimbo

^ 8 hours of work
~giggles~
Dang that was long! Sounds like they have a good future. :)

21.03.2016 23:01:09
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
31.03.2016 21:32:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

Walmart, is an oasis of stupidity.   Today, I was standing behind a woman with a huge tamale steamer at the Returns Desk.  She explained to the cashier that the pot begins to smoke when it is put on the stove.  The cashier proceeds to scan the burned price sticker on the bottom of the cooking pot, and returned the money without a single word.  Umm.   ?  Who was more stupid ?
     To stupid to use a cooking pot. Or, to stupid to teach someone how to use a cooking pot. 
 America is getting BAD.

31.03.2016 21:32:18
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Phuckinbimbo
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Posts: 1227
Freethinkerland
31.03.2016 22:29:35
Phuckinbimbo

There wasn't an IQ test for a monkey to type code. All they need to do is be able to spell and not be dyslexic. They don't teach advertising or business law in coding classes. XD


31.03.2016 22:29:35
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Trina Jameson
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Secville
01.04.2016 09:46:43
Trina Jameson

Years ago because there was this huge thing on a man punching a woman, after a match- they didn't know each other.
You get the ideia, everyone was digging about the guy's past and showing her as this perfect innocent woman.
The thing was: the two were arguing and the police told them to stop. He did and walk away. After a while the woman began running towards him and when she was about to jump on his back, he turned around and his instinct was to punch her. I don't care if she's a woman! She was the one attacking him. If he didn't do a thing she would beat him up. If this was a guy trying to beat a woman and the woman punching him, everyone would clap and make her a hero.
The worst part as that they were using this story to talk about violence against woman. As a person who lived in a house with violent home I found this to be super offensive. It still gets on my nerves to be honest.

01.04.2016 09:46:43
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
01.04.2016 17:12:58
HeavenLeighBimbo

Trina reminds me of another stupid double standard involving social issues.  So many start with a grand ideal that always sounds really good, but anger in people always breeds stupidity eventually.  I'm actually afraid to write anything about the 'Black lives matters movement'.  They have used the death of criminals to justify the murder of white police officers.  It is stupid to me to blame the police for the death of people caught committing crimes.  This is just the most visible sign of a racist group choosing the wrong hero's to fight for.  All lives matter.  The problem I see is the criminals don't care about any lives regardless of race.
  If Black lives mattered to the movement, they would be doing something to teach the youth to respect law and order, and other peoples right's. Bringing back racism in reverse is not going to solve any civil rights problems in society.  Where is the Black Lives Matter movement when a new Rap album comes out talking about fucking the Bitches and Whores, and robbing for drugs, rape and murder is glorified in a Thug's Life.  Their own lives don't even matter to themselves.  Looking at homicide statistics,  most crime is Black on Black.  Killing cops is not going to change that.
  When will Black lives matter, to the blacks too?

  Just asking that question in public would automatically makes me a racist in America because I'm White.  Obviously I have no right to speak about the subject.  White opinions don't matter when it comes to my neighbors and neighborhood.  The color of someones skin doesn't matter one bit.  It is the content of character of the individual that matters most.


01.04.2016 17:12:58
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Trina Jameson
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Secville
02.04.2016 16:11:24
Trina Jameson

I know what you mean. I'm all about the whole black lives matter but sometimes I think they are taking things to far.
I'm from Portugal so I never really had a real ideia about what was going on in USA, except what I saw and read on tv/internet. 
When I moved to NY and lived there one year, some things changes in how I perceive things. 
I know that the racism is real and how unfair it is for non-white people, especially black people-I refuse to call them african-american because not all of them actually came from Africana countries. I lived in a problematic hood of black people+ some mexican in the Bronx and I saw shitty things everyday. Sometimes I saw needles, condoms, drug dealing, I heard shooting in the middle of the night etc. Every single day some "thugs" wearing clothes that stated that, tried to get a hold on me, take my purse, harassed me, stalked me and even tried to rape me. One of the popular "games" by young teens were to hit white people- there was noone there and people refused to talk about it because they would be accused of reverse-racism. They thought I was mexican and in a way I'm a bit relief thanks to that. I loved the place and the people there, but at night is like everyone was home but these kind of people.
What I'm trying to say is: although there is a lot of racism, some "victims" are criminals. I used to feel very guilty when I start having these thoughts because I thought I was starting being racist. But no, if a person commits a  crime, he committed a crime and that's it. I saw one time defending someone from showing a gun- like wtf? If I showed/pointed my gun to a police officer what do you think it would happen?
I'm all black lives matter but a case is a case and I've seen to many stuff in my life to be so naive and innocent. 

02.04.2016 16:11:24
"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same." - Emily Brontë

HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
03.04.2016 22:59:21
HeavenLeighBimbo

I laugh on the inside when an American calls themselves African.  I wonder if they would, if they went and lived in Liberia for a year.  Trinia dared live in their neighborhoods, and got to see what life is in America.  I admire this, because you really do learn about cultures by immersing yourself in it.  I had a free pass inside the gangster-rap culture, and some of the things I heard during parties was outright raciest to both whites and other blacks, even around me.  I don't think an Americanized gangster wouldn't last a week in Africa's Liberia, especially if going through drug withdrawal with a gun or wearing their Jordens, cap's and tee's..  Living one day there would change a lot of hearts and minds about how great America really is.  Liberia now is what will happen when gangs and government corruption controls American cities.

  Liberia was offered to the black slaves, after emancipation during the American Civil War.  Bought for them to have, and govern. All were given a chance to travel/return to Africa. Those who remain are Americans, and so are those future descendants.  It is stupid to actually call yourself by a segregationist name after so much blood was lost on the battlefield so everyone black and white, North and South, could all be Americans or Africans.  There is no such thing as an African American, unless you hold a duel citizenship/passport.  There is very few of them.

03.04.2016 22:59:21
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