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Stupidity is on the rise.

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336
Created
18.03.2016
Author
Phuckinbimbo
KelliD
Level 16
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 2972
Reputation: 2026
Posts: 3
Atheista
13.11.2017 20:04:28
KelliD

My favorite saying these days is, "A person can be smart, but people are stupid" Latest example, is my states government, they allowed the closure of one of our states coal generators, even when told that with that generator offline, we wouldn't have enough supply for summer. Now I hear we're working out millions to hire diesel generators to hook up to the grid so we'll have enough power on hot days. Like I said, people are stupid, they could have repossessed the coal mine from the company that wanted to close it so they could drive up share prices of their other powerstation, and the price per KwH.

13.11.2017 20:04:28
MonsterGaGa
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54976
Reputation: 23402
Posts: 295
Freethinkerland
14.11.2017 13:26:13
MonsterGaGa

I think for today I will admit that my stupidity would be on the rise. I have made some questionable choices in the people I surround myself with lately. I'm not sure why I have been doing this, I always thought my judgement in others were sharp and made sense. Now I don't know so much, I think I know someone's character and then WHAM rug gets pulled from out under me and the truth is revealed. How do I stop this from happening? Or did I just become gullible recently? Ugh  

14.11.2017 13:26:13
Mellame#
Keevia
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4384
Reputation: 3085
Posts: 619
Secville
15.11.2017 17:04:37
Keevia

I am trying to think less and less and focus on being prettier and making the men in my life happier, especially with my body.

15.11.2017 17:04:37
Make sure you check the forum for new threads.  It's too easy just to reply to the ones you are already part of, make sure you don't miss out on new games!
Afroditte
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20474
Reputation: 11002
Posts: 192
Agnostica
15.11.2017 21:53:46
Afroditte

What we know

15.11.2017 21:53:46
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Keevia
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4384
Reputation: 3085
Posts: 619
Secville
15.11.2017 22:04:29
Keevia

speaking of which, if anybody has advice on the above, please don't be shy about sharing!  :)

15.11.2017 22:04:29
Make sure you check the forum for new threads.  It's too easy just to reply to the ones you are already part of, make sure you don't miss out on new games!
Pet Vicky
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10033647
Reputation: 306214
Posts: 3290
Freethinkerland
30.11.2017 12:59:32
Pet Vicky

Keevia wrote:
speaking of which, if anybody has advice on the above, please don't be shy about sharing!  :)
Self-hypnosis, perhaps? It's hard to get your brain to run on a lower speed once it gets going, but getting yourself in some kind of a trance might do the trick.

30.11.2017 12:59:32

Keevia
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4384
Reputation: 3085
Posts: 619
Secville
01.12.2017 19:44:00
Keevia

Pet Vicky wrote:
Keevia wrote:
speaking of which, if anybody has advice on the above, please don't be shy about sharing!  :)
Self-hypnosis, perhaps? It's hard to get your brain to run on a lower speed once it gets going, but getting yourself in some kind of a trance might do the trick.

I do love hypnos  :)


01.12.2017 19:44:00
Make sure you check the forum for new threads.  It's too easy just to reply to the ones you are already part of, make sure you don't miss out on new games!
Pet Vicky
Level 230
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10033647
Reputation: 306214
Posts: 3290
Freethinkerland
01.12.2017 19:49:11
Pet Vicky

A blank mind, ready to be filled with airheaded thoughts.

01.12.2017 19:49:11

Afroditte
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20474
Reputation: 11002
Posts: 192
Agnostica
01.12.2017 22:07:38
Afroditte

It makes sense

01.12.2017 22:07:38
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Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25250347
Reputation: 260036
Posts: 4151
Antitheocra
01.12.2017 22:13:04
Sandi Lut

Why does a bimbo have to be associated with an airhead? I don't see the relevance necessarily

01.12.2017 22:13:04
Happiness is inside yourself

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