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Category
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336
Created
18.03.2016
Author
Phuckinbimbo
Sandi Lut
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25259230
Reputation: 262230
Posts: 4172
Antitheocra
Sandi Lut
19.10.2017 17:17:07
Sandi Lut
If only people would understand why we have TWO ears and just ONE mouth. Because we have to listen twice as much as we talk. Unfortunately it is the other way around with the majority of people

19.10.2017 17:17:07
Happiness is inside yourself

MonsterGaGa
MonsterGaGa
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54996
Reputation: 23422
Posts: 295
Freethinkerland
MonsterGaGa
23.10.2017 17:07:01
MonsterGaGa
Talking about stupidity, I need some help. When buying new hair styles, I added a fringe and now I can't get rid of it at all! I feel so stupid asking but can anyone offer some advice? The only way to get rid of it(or so it seems) is to get just another fringe! Lol! Omw I have struggled fit like what seems to be forever! Please help! Xoxo

23.10.2017 17:07:01
Mellame#
vivi bambi
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116694
Reputation: 38150
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
vivi bambi
24.10.2017 22:29:57
vivi bambi
correct, it's stupid, but true: one time a fringe on and it's glued there forever.
or in other words: it's monstergaga.
what did you expect when breaking the mirror?
seven years of bad luck is only for angels... ;)
don't worry: the fringe looks good on you.
i would say i love it.
but that would be superficial.
superficiality is a bimbo quality?
ok.
i love you. <3

24.10.2017 22:29:57
vivi bambi
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116694
Reputation: 38150
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
vivi bambi
29.10.2017 16:15:14
vivi bambi
hello community,
today we have a perfect example about the theme of this topic here in bimbo.land. it makes me sad, but it is what it is.
Just click here http://bimbo.land/forum/a-z-of-musicians-bands/t1388?page=35 to the bottom and on the following pages.
And take a look on the comments of her... no, his... no, it's page: http://bimbo.land/bimbo/bimbo-sexy-girl/31269
sandi lut and me we got both death threats from this... thing.
that's NOT fun anymore.

29.10.2017 16:15:14
Sandi Lut
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25259230
Reputation: 262230
Posts: 4172
Antitheocra
Sandi Lut
29.10.2017 18:05:04
Sandi Lut
I agree with vivi bambi completely. This person has been threatening me and harassing me. Only because I asked why he posts 3 posts on every page he can find every day. I made the mistake of playing too much games in the forum and realise I should be careful in earnig rep points ( I appoligize to the other players as I was not aware the limit is something I have to watch myself).
But this player http://bimbo.land/bimbo/bimbo-sexy-girl/31269 has no regard for the rules, no social skills and is just a mean bully here to troll on people.

Maybe there should be an option where you can just block a player so he/she cannot contact you again. As for this player http://bimbo.land/bimbo/bimbo-sexy-girl/31269: just ban him please.



29.10.2017 18:05:04
Happiness is inside yourself

SophieDalzell
SophieDalzell
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20343
Reputation: 6638
Posts: 17
Freethinkerland
SophieDalzell
29.10.2017 19:05:01
SophieDalzell
Autumn

29.10.2017 19:05:01
vivi bambi
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116694
Reputation: 38150
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
vivi bambi
30.10.2017 21:37:44
vivi bambi
what i don't understand: there is a bimbo misstreating the rules of bimbo.land and nobody is reacting.
there is a bimbo harassing others with no cosequences at all.
is this the first great democratic internet republic?
or is this just another invitation for ruthless men to show their disrespect to women without fearing to be suspended?
i can understand why #metoo is so successfull as long as such a behaviour of a male is not sanctioned.
i tried to "report a problem" - but this system is not working, as it seems.
i reported the messages calling me "scumbag" and "scum", telling me "i'll make you death" from bimbo sexy girl (via report-button). not working? probably.
i asked a state minister, she told me, she can't help me.
i asked the prime to help me - no reaction.
i wrote a message to sachem, ok, no reaction up until now, it is only one and half a hour ago, hopefully she will give me an answer.
but what i can see is that i'm not alone with having problems with this guy: bimbo sexy girl
is it really acceptable to let one man destroy this game for his own good?
no, not for me.
i had fun, before this guy cracked up.
it's no fun anymore.
or do you have fun getting harassed in this awful way it happened to me and others?

30.10.2017 21:37:44
Sandi Lut
Sandi Lut
Level 280
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 25259230
Reputation: 262230
Posts: 4172
Antitheocra
Sandi Lut
31.10.2017 16:08:32
Sandi Lut
From what I've seen only 3 people care about the fact that this thing bimbo sexy girl is ruining the game for almost everyone. I am also astonished that nothing to report this thing's death threats works and nothing gets done about it.

Trying to play a game to have fun this way is not fun anymore. Everywhere I look this thing has posted some stupid rant or just some childish comment. Sure I should just ignore this player but how can I ingnore someone who posts everywhere? And not just once, no, this thing feels the need to post 3 to 15 times and all it says is crap or threats. So it is hard to ignore something that is in your face all the time.

It spoils games, it makes death threats to players, it doesn't care about you or the rules here. Normally a person like that is banned from any community.
I agree with vivi, it almost seems a lot of you are enjoying the fact that this piece of sh*t ruins other people's games

31.10.2017 16:08:32
Happiness is inside yourself

vivi bambi
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116694
Reputation: 38150
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
vivi bambi
31.10.2017 17:48:30
vivi bambi
i can understand, that not all bimbos are active about this like us.
but right now he has 15 dislikes, that's plus 13 from sunday on. so there are others using the smart way to show that they're with us. or against him. thanks to the new system that started last week. at any commercial page bimbo sexy girl would already been history.
i'm over the point having no fun. this was sunday. and part of yesterday. from today on i regained having fun playing bimbo.land.
and right now i have two theories, conspiracy theories: how is blighty making money with this game?
1) there are bets on us somewhere in asia, in the us or whereever.
you can bet on bimbo sexy girl, that he survives and that we're resigning (pia, you and me).
in this case, you can bet on, who will be the first to quit... and the second and the last.
or you can bet on, that we're successfull and bimbo sexy girl gives up.
and there you have two possibilities as well: is he making self murder or will the company be faster with banishing him.
this would explain, why the officials are not reacting, because they make their own profit out of it.
2) the whole game is part of a social experiment (of an university?)
bimbo sexy girl is only the bait for us. evidence: he has the passport no. 31269, the bimbo had to be inactive for a long period.
pia has no. 66806, you have 68801 and i have 67107 - we're all fresh new bimbos, we're typical europeans, we're all very active, we're noisy.
now they're testing how we interact in this situation.
every day we get fresh posts from bimbo sexy girl, keeping us active against him.
they're looking on our reactions and how the situation escalates.
for this they only have to copy and paste the same posts from bimbo sexy girl in a row, into comments, into our games, into our discussions.
and for this reason it's important, that the reputation counter is not limited, otherwise we could ignore it, because cheating would not be possible this way.
for the same reason, it's not possible to get help from blighty, because in this case, with success of our reports (or not), either he would have been banished or we would have resigned up to now.
...
3) the company and their employees are lazy or the situation is exceeding their limits - in both cases they will not react, until they get a letter from a lawyer.

until then, i will have my fun. and i hope you too, because i... how to describe. it's something in between like and love. i can't find a matching word. strange. i feel somehow close, but not too close. would i call it friendship? hm? i must figure it out. hope you understand, xoxo, vivi :)

31.10.2017 17:48:30
Magnolia
Magnolia
Level 7
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 264
Reputation: 300
Posts: 13
Freethinkerland
Magnolia
03.11.2017 22:56:43
Magnolia
Omg, this is crazy :( I hope this person gets stopped permanently! 
I just started this game again after years of not playing. There are always those that take it too far and harass others :/

Hmm, stupidity in my life... We share a boiler room with our tenants. She doesn't understand that the water heater heats up one tank full of water at each time. After all that hot water is used up, it takes time for the water to heat up again. Sometimes when there is no hot water she will just keep running the tap and call us and complain that there is no hot water! This person complains about everything. One time the boiler was broken and she basically DEMANDED that we use the person she recommended to us to fix the boiler. He didn't know anything! He just wasted our time and money we spent on parts. 


03.11.2017 22:56:43

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