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Phuckinbimbo
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
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Freethinkerland
08.04.2017 07:34:23
HeavenLeighBimbo

Ok, today's story is about myself.
I am a total retard sometime's when I emerge myself in a culture.   Mexican's tend to think I am Mexican too during random meeting's.
  I had a band called: Los Reales de la Cumbia playing lightly in EAR.

     I got so bored during this one meeting,  I went to a corner, and danced with a wall.    
  It felt so ironic, as I was entertained more by a White Wall.      OH my GOD,  these are American BOy'S?
       I would pick 1 Mexican man over 10 American Men.....
              
 Can you tell I miss Jose' ?         I haven't hired a new pool boy yet.........   LOL
   Oh Stupid is......   Me, when I'm exposed to Mexican musician's.

  All I could do was roll my eyes............. and U's....
  That was my morning  at work. 
        Food shopping ?   An adorable Mexican middle aged woman attempted to talk to me in Spanish in QUE.
  She made me feel so lazy......  She used her English with me, and I felt privileged for her effort's.
    I was in uniform too, at the time.  She had no reason to speak to me, but SHE did.    She saw my groceries were the same as her's.  So we discussed the fine art of making a pork roast for taco's.

   It was such an adorable moment for me.......   Seriously :)
  I was so impressed with this woman,  I waited and bagged up her groceries, as it is a total self-service type of store.  She had so much work to do,  and my single bag was trivial............  So I just filled the paper bag's with such healthy food she picked out to buy........    
  I felt honored, by this woman from Mexico.   She honored the food she bought for her family who work's so hard.
      She spoke to a uniformed officer first.........  
 Think about it.................
                                                   people are product's of their own environment
Legal immigration is actually a bonus for my community.    Devout Catholics, find American communities very welcoming. 
    I must admit there is not so much of an immigration problem in Idaho.  To far Away, and much to cold, and un-forgiving.  Only MEN dare work legally and make a fortune doing so.  I say that only being exposed to Jose'.     The man never needed anything.  Always smiling, and reading my mind...
       Knowing what I want before I did.  How do you find this sort of service in ANY AMERICAN?
  I don't know a single American I can respect.  This is MY Shame.

         I am a total fan of legal immigration.......  Do the wealthy ONLY respect the Law?  
                       No,......... My employee's see the benefit's of being a legal resident with a work permit.
  America could be so great with more people like Jose'......  From Mexico City...   I should automatically hate  him because the media calls me a racist every 30 second's., right?        Nahhh,  i chose to ignore the RACIAL- BAITERS in politic's and social relation's.
  Mexican men's penises are a bit on the small side,  but the way they adore a white woman's body more than make's up for the lack of length.  One dance and Jose' is touching me so softly, following the flow of my pleated skirts.   A pure man, with respect for my clothe\s and body.
   American people are beginning to get to the stage where I don't wish to spit on them if they were on fire......  I haven\t grown so cold heart'ed YET, but I have noticed that I respect  common American's much less than ever before.
     if they seek the destruction of America,  I really don't care much to spend money on them.  Jose\ has a family in Mexico City that deserves much more than I can repay.  I have the MAN, and he is devoted to my every need.  I often need to order him to sit down next to me because I hate it when he 'hover's' behind me like a creepy statue.      I suppose he touches my ass when checking for weapon's,  or he just enjoys it....  ether way.....  I like his special attention.
        Any reason to wear a skirt that fly's with a wiggle.......  is me.     the first time Jose' asked to touch my legs, totally melted me.  Year's of teasing and I put myself close enough to say yes.    He was not very good sexually,  but as a person  he is a Keeper.   MINe MINE MINE,  and I will only share with his wife my style.   Amusing, if also arrogant.. How does a 4 foot 6 inch woman at 190, compare to a 6 foot tall  Blond White German at 118 pound's. Maria is Mayan, and an extremely special individual.
    Jose' lust's for me much more than expected and is very kind to my body.  His touch is very strange......  so light,  it is like he is afraid to break me.
  
  I make his nightmare's worse.............   I tease him, because I can't help but run around in various state's of nudity.    I thought sex, just once would cure him, and me........   nope..........   He is just more devoted than ever.

   Haha,  Talking about a member of my staff instead of my Girlfriend........
  We are being Bitchy,  and playing a game of WHO cALLS who FIRST............   LET'S JUST SAY SHE OWES ME hugEly.  No accounting for good taste....  :P
Beka is as feral as a jungle monkey.  This is a compliment for her, BTW.  She can far out climb me, and shuck a coconut with her bare hand's.
  A totally impressive Skill Set to see.
  My life is so absurdly Stupid, at time's.....  I totally adore a woman who can climb a palm tree and throw nut's at me.  Beka is a gorgeous tree hugger with true skills.  She peed in my yard with no tissue... !!!!!   I love her free spirit.........  I'm still not going to pee next to a highway...
       Beka win's this battle of my tiny bladder..Damb-it :/  gurrr
  She peed on my lawn !!!!!!!........... [and] Now curious to see what human pee does to grass

08.04.2017 07:34:23
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thebluessister
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 70
Reputation: 610
Posts: 148
Freethinkerland
09.04.2017 17:51:56
thebluessister

what did I just read

09.04.2017 17:51:56
Come at me HLB
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133787
Reputation: 38013
Posts: 3332
Atheista
13.04.2017 00:52:07
kITTYStARZ921986

if you don't know, maybe you should read again.......

13.04.2017 00:52:07
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133787
Reputation: 38013
Posts: 3332
Atheista
13.04.2017 00:52:56
kITTYStARZ921986

my wife is amazing X-D wishing i was said "wall" LOL

13.04.2017 00:52:56
Verymary
Level 17
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3998
Reputation: 3109
Posts: 22
Atheista
17.04.2017 04:22:53
Verymary

I feel the movie "Idiocracy" is not a fictional movie but a future documentary. It is very dumb. But once you watch then read Yahoo it hits you like OMG this is happening....

17.04.2017 04:22:53
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133787
Reputation: 38013
Posts: 3332
Atheista
17.04.2017 04:40:48
kITTYStARZ921986

^
i agree!

perfect example was when I got my English muffins package out for breakfast the other day and I was shocked to read writing on it that I've never noticed before... "separate before toasting" w

17.04.2017 04:40:48
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133787
Reputation: 38013
Posts: 3332
Atheista
17.04.2017 04:42:10
kITTYStARZ921986

I'm sorry but if people don't know that you need to separate a Thomas' English muffin before you toast it, they don't need or deserve to operate a motor vehicle lol 

17.04.2017 04:42:10
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258672
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
17.04.2017 15:51:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

I got one warning that's even more insane.
  Look at a Con Air curling iron package.
It says that the curling iron get's very hot and is for external use only.
   It's really stupid that it took some idiot and lawsuit, to make them have to say the obvious on the packaging.

17.04.2017 15:51:19
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kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133787
Reputation: 38013
Posts: 3332
Atheista
17.04.2017 17:14:12
kITTYStARZ921986

WHAT!?! Omg...I'm in utter shock over here. XD

17.04.2017 17:14:12
alianna
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42
Reputation: 59
Posts: 3
Atheista
18.04.2017 02:13:31
alianna

your right that is stupid but sometimes we need to stop judge because making someone take a stupid test or calling them stupid can hurt them mentaly

18.04.2017 02:13:31
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