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Stupidity is on the rise.

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08.06.2016 20:55:21
anunitum

There are things that bother me much more than stupidity: Greedy and cruel people. 

08.06.2016 20:55:21
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08.06.2016 21:51:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just got back from my trip to Yellowstone National Park, and I'm full of stories of STUPID TOURIST'S.  Of course my favorite one is all over the National New's. !!!  Man Boiled Alive.   I was there.  Signs EVERYWHERE : Stay on the trail. Unstable ground.  Risk of Death.  \  Even signs in pictograph's for the foreign tourists!!!

  The day it happened I was with my friend, and I was remarking to him about the fresh human footprint's near one of the Mud Pot's.  One slip and DEAD !!! This was the first time in my life I ever saw footprint's on that naturally formed earthen structure because it is constantly spitting out fresh mud.  I counted 6 different set's of print's, that couldn't have been made more than a few weeks ago.  2 set's of foot print's  were of children's feet. This was a prophetic conversation, because sure enough a few hours later a man wanted to see one of the pools up close and broke through the ground near the edge of the pool, and he went for a 200'F Swim for a few minutes till he mercifully, died.
 The hot water at your home is 120'F when it comes from the tap, directly. Touch it, and imagine it twice as HOT.
   Geysers are REALLY DANGEROUS !!!!!  Yellowstone is not a water-park to splash around in as is a common perception in China. It's an active volcano !!!  But it looks so fun and doesn't look any different than the trails that everyone else is walking on.  What could be the harm of stepping off the path everyone else is smart enough to STAY ON.

  Would signs describing the death of being boiled alive help keep people on the marked trails?
        It's not an instant death, and he had plenty of time to scream about his foolishness as he was recycled into a STEW('pid) Man.
 Everyone just watched in horror, but nobody even stepped off the trail to aid him. (Impossible, to do anything but watch mother-nature at work. The instant he step off the trail he was part of the natural process's of the Yellowstone Volcano.)
 The body couldn't even be recovered.  It boiled down to nothing.

                        At least the 20 year old man may not have had time to breed yet.
      Darwin would approve of this very graphic demonstration of Very Natural Selection.
   The local radio programming is talking at length about this, and all the callers so far are not showing much sympathy.
  Mocking the stupid is so easy to do.
        It's to bad we can't erect little crosses marking all the site's of tourist death's.  It would be really frightening if those tourist saw what happens if you don't obey the park's RULES and sign's. Littering the natural landscape with human remains, is eco-friendly, but not really needed. We are trying to make the Park a little safer, but the stupidity of the general population is not helping us.  No amount of rules will stop someone who thinks they know a better way to enjoy a holiday. Being boiled alive as a consequence of rule breaking, is actually on the brochure !!! Yet people will risk it for a photograph.

 How do you teach something as basic as this to young adult's:   Trails are for the wise, living people to enjoy.
   
Can you tell we are a little immune and insensitive about these sort's of deaths ?  They are far to common even with warning signs everywhere, to the point of ugliness. Still people are just basically stupid for some reason when they visit this Park.  It's just because of a few other sensationalized stories, (Man takes bison calf to ranger station because it was cold) and viral video ( lady petting Bison) in the past 2 month's that this story even got national attention.  Every year several people are boiled alive. Some cold pools are even caustic and will eat away leather boot's.  Would you know which beautiful pool to jump into to escape the summer sun?  Those are the lucky one's, who live with chemical burns to 100% of their bodies.
      
Yeah, who needs drive-by shooting's in the city for Stupid, 
      when you can have all of this. haha :/

08.06.2016 21:51:19
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10.06.2016 20:04:40
anunitum

Ok first and foremost I`m all for animal rights/against cruelty but this finnish branch of ALF has done it again: Last night they were burning tourist buses of the bus company that has been doing collaboration with a certain fur trade company. Come on!...these ppl just stain the reputation of less radical animal right movements and organisations which are trying to do good in a more charitable way and these kind of acts really also hurt the fund raising campaigns for those causes..Also we don`t have many tourists that come to our country :P

And these ALF-ppl have done harm for the animals too with their attacks: They "liberated" minks to nature which caused lots of damage to the ecosystem of that area. Also they sabotaged this ventilation system of a certain chicken coop so over 5,000 chickens suffocated to death. Who the heck does that? I`m really frustrated about their total idiocy and shortsighted acts.

We do have this other animal rights movement that did break in to certain animal farms but recorded lots of animal protection crimes in those places. This lead to conversations in our parliament and some members are insisting more inspections to farms and re-evaluation of our current animal protection legislation..
But this ALF branch is just undoing everything accomplished :P
 


10.06.2016 20:04:40
Phuckinbimbo
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11.06.2016 14:51:40
Phuckinbimbo

Now you know why animal rights activists are hated so much. The SPCA got busted owning and contracting farms that were meant to be deplorable and used for all those videos they produced saying "Awe poor chickens(whatever). Send us your money." They got rich doing it. So rich, some even opened video production companies, But then again, we all screw up even Greenpeace. They rammed an oil barge trying to block it and caused a major oil spill in the ocean.

The news gives us another one.
"It was a nice night. It was SO nice that Grimmie got shot."
I guess the reporter didn't like Grimmie.

11.06.2016 14:51:40
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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11.06.2016 19:28:13
kathiegym

Phuckinbimbo wrote:
Now you know why animal rights activists are hated so much. The SPCA got busted owning and contracting farms that were meant to be deplorable and used for all those videos they produced saying "Awe poor chickens(whatever). Send us your money." They got rich doing it. So rich, some even opened video production companies, But then again, we all screw up even Greenpeace. They rammed an oil barge trying to block it and caused a major oil spill in the ocean.

The news gives us another one.
"It was a nice night. It was SO nice that Grimmie got shot."
I guess the reporter didn't like Grimmie.


Unfortunately, I agree your opinion... But I would like that his situation was changing step by step.


11.06.2016 19:28:13
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Phuckinbimbo
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12.06.2016 17:58:32
Phuckinbimbo

Random food for thought, Orlando Nightclub Shooting.

The news program is talking about the shooting and how the shooter walked right up to the door and shot the uniformed cop before going in to do the mass shooting. "The club owner did the right thing by hiring a uniformed cop to stand at the door" and "this is happening more and more frequently." Then newscaster says, "a cop at the door is a deterrent." Um...obviously it isn't. 1st you just said this is happening more and more. 2nd everyone knows if you walk right up to a cop and shoot his fucking head off he isn't a deterrent at all. And as he stands there day after day, week after week, the LAST thing he expects, on whatever random day, is to have someone walk right up to him and blow his head off. He will offer no resistance while trying to pick his jaw up off the ground.


12.06.2016 17:58:32
One can not feel when they have no soul.





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13.06.2016 02:43:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

An Update to my story of Stupidity : in Yellowstone.....

   The man was 23 year's old. His 'younger sister' as reported, followed him off the trail, and was standing with him as he took his boiling plunge, to death.
   Both ADULT'S and of both gender's in the same RICH family and equally stupid !!!!.  (?, WTF)
    Most AMAZING  was both were from Oregon State USA which is a neighboring State to the Park, and thus 'Educated Adult American's' who could supposedly 'READ' Danger signs.
       I guess they couldn't read signs carved in WOOD, unless it was a text on plastic.
  Signs that are not powered by a battery must be totally insignificant. (?)
      Ahhh,     ?   Brother and sister?      HAHA ?    
   You got to love the fantasy world American young adult's live in.
     A brother/sister trip, at 23 year's old in a romantic 'TREE-HUGGING' natural setting with tent's........  I pulled off that lie too, when I was 15 and invited by older men on 'dates' in the 1980's for a thrill to be someone who I wasn't quite YET.
  Girls are not doing anything NEW, to find sperm donors in the 21st century ether.  Just with more risk because the 'Thrill' needs to be better than a social MEDIA " LIFE".
    
    OK,   I love how easy it is to distort the truth.  
  Your mate just boiled alive right in front of you, and your trying to not 'spill the bean's' to your family and other boyfriends, that you ran away with a lover who is now cooked to death.
  OMG,  That woman's adventure in life is certain to be very memorable from this point onward with the ease she showed to fabricate a lie on the spot.   
   I hope she can sleep well, eventually.   Medium rare, in a stewed MESS to hide her shame and part in her lovers death?  She could have said " NO " and would have been wise to do so.  He thankfully died FIRST being stupid and the world lost nothing in his departure from the natural world.
       She seemed able to read, danger sign's but said nothing to the MAN, leading her to witnessing a horrific  death and future personal emotional misery.
       I'm glad his death was a lesson to her.  He at least did something useful with his life.  
  It wasn't as worthless as him fertilizing a volcano to teach her to speak up and not always follow a man to, "death do them PART."
    Lesson to a Man:
   Being dissolved is NOT SEXY !!!  Mother-nature doesn't care if you want to 'Phuck' a thrill seeker.
  An American Breeder get's a second chance thanks to the first responders who told her to LAY DOWN FLAT as if she was on ICE.   Gurrr.......
  For once she decided it was best to obey someone with better information, and managed to survive herself a very uncertain future of also being roasted alive.
           She should have been made to walk out of the area, on her own in my opinion.  She was perfectly capable to get herself in the situation and she should have been smart enough to get out of it too, by age 20.   Of course the New 20 is really 10.   Thanks to American "common core", 'Stupidity'.
     Yet, :" the comma police" would hang me for over punctuation and insensitivity to 'FEELINGS'.
    Haha............................      Morons !!!!!!!!   
   It doesn't feel good to be boiled alive, because of ignorance at any age, or who you LOVE.  She followed her HEART and a man with no regard to her safety or well being.
"Follow Me.", a brother said to his sister as he began to commit Federal crimes resulting in his own death, by his own two feet.  
                                                 Was He REALLY HER BROTHER?
     I think NOT.   The living witness's will have nightmares forever of that day.
    I do, and I was not even personally involved besides seeing and hearing the horror from a distance of two football fields away. 
     PUNT !!!
   Real life does not have a 'do over' switch.   I can't forget stupidity, when I heard it so painfully.
  There was no peace in this death and that is so sad.
    Worse  is, it never needed to happen, because all the warning's were there.
       Don't blame the resident's of the park or the government landlords.
                         We did all we could to protect fools from themselves.

  A chicken Farm, Foul?   Small potatoes !  I eat them both with garlic and butter.



13.06.2016 02:43:19
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Phuckinbimbo
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15.06.2016 16:08:16
Phuckinbimbo

^ You can not protect people from their own stupidity.

Disney makes our list. A two year old boy was eaten by an alligator. Four hours later they close all lagoons, water areas etc. in their parks for the day.
~screams~ It already ate dumb asses. You're safe for a day or two until it gets hungry again. 

15.06.2016 16:08:16
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01.07.2016 15:49:50
neurazhenschina

Hey, the thread is dead, but I feel a terrible urge to post this somewhere.

My favourite country has a new amazing idea. Anti-terroristic law pack, woah! The president hasn't accepted it yet, but the State Duma (parliament) has. So let's see the most interesting points.
1. Telecom operators (both mobile and fixed) will have to store ALL the data, including records of calls, SMS, and all internet traffic made by users for the last 6 months. And provide it to government structures if they ask.
For example, 1 million subscribers watched a video on Youtube. The operator has to store 1 million copies of this video! Not a link, not even one copy with the link for each subscriber, all 1 million copies! What. The. Hell...
I work in telecom company, so it affects me directly. We will need just a HUGE amount of memory to do this, we will have to build a lot of data processing centres, it will cost just a tremendous amount of money... Our subscribers will have to pay 300% more of what they pay now, to just cover all the charges, not even talking about benefits! And what for? I highly doubt it worth this...
2. And also about messengers or social networks that use encoding to protect the data. The owner will have to decode it if, again, the government structures ask. Today we talked with colleagues a bit, and we got to a point that in this case WhatsApp will be prohibited - as it uses end-to-end encryption, when you can read the messages only if you have the key. It's closed even from WhatsApp itself, so they won't be able to decode the messages and provide it... So the government will just ban it.

Big Brother is watching us...

01.07.2016 15:49:50
We’re all made of light and dust 
Even ghosts, flowers and stars, 
the prison is not the body, the prison is the soul. (Plateau Sigma)
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03.07.2016 12:20:11
lillyfee

It is too easy to say.
My mind is blank and empty
brainwashing is good for me

Bimbos , special the bimbos of the humanistic republic Bimboland
needed a lot of cleverness to come here and to stay here.
For all brainwashed Zombies its simply boring here because
theyselves are boring and like to follow the easiest way in life
and need a Master or a Mistress that subjugate them into slavery
thats the definition of a real bimbo in pornville, that is far away from here
on another Galaxy overcrowded by desperate beings of all kind

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03.07.2016 12:20:11

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