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Stupidity is on the rise.

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Phuckinbimbo
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2016 02:13:24
Phuckinbimbo

Dang. Wow! If you were one of those walking texters, he'd be gone now.

22.05.2016 02:13:24
One can not feel when they have no soul.





MonsterGaGa
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Freethinkerland
22.05.2016 06:14:10
MonsterGaGa

Well I'll tell you this much on the school topic, at the moment in my country schools are being burnt down by protesters. Now once again tax payers have to give money to provide the rebuilding of schools... Talk about stupidity....

22.05.2016 06:14:10
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
24.05.2016 02:40:17
Phuckinbimbo

The news is often a good source of stupidity. They also must be on the 7 second delay to catch those things. They were doing a story about a teen who was home alone, sick from school, when his house was broken into. The news anchor said it as, "he was home along" at the same time they put "alone" at the bottom of the screen like in close captioning. Its not bad enough to make a teleprompter error or reading error, they had to boldly make it stick out there and try to correct it. They never tried that monstrosity before. It used to be, don't drawl attention to your mistakes and keep going.  

24.05.2016 02:40:17
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
24.05.2016 03:31:56
HeavenLeighBimbo

OK,   Personal Stupid Story of the day.

  I went grocery shopping, in my working car.  It has a light-bar that is similar to the one's the police use, but my car is unmarked, and has the colors of the local fire department, but is a custom car I had built so it is not a widely known offical car.  So as I was pulling out of the parking lot, a lady stopped her SUV, in the middle of the traffic entering the parking lot from the road.
 Blocking all lanes of traffic, she steps through a barrier of bushes, to tell me, I had left my groceries on the roof of my car.  
    I turned on my light's and laughed at a total moron, who should be glad I couldn't arrest her for such total stupidity.  Helpful?
       But maybe a little drunk or high TOO.  She tripped at the flashing blue light's flashing  in her face, as I instantly turned all traffic signals red till she returned to her car with MANY horns sounding disapproval.

    The sad thing is,    She was not the first to do that.  At least 6 times, till I gave up counting.
  People watching out for me,   How strange, a car designed to be OBVIOUS in regards to road safety and I guess I should be thankful my food was safely stored in the trunk inside an elastic net.
  This time..........
   Is it the kindness of strangers, or just wanting to advise someone even more stupid?
   It doesn't matter if you put even more people at risk. $25.00 worth of food is not worth advising me, my food is being handled in an unsafe manner when an SUV is parked in the middle of an intersection of 8 lanes of travel.

 Prioritize your life saving skills.  Don't die being STUPID telling me what is on the roof of my car.    I sort of know already...  Duh.  It's not Food it is Bright Flashy light's drivers yield the right of way, too.  Drunk drivers often pull over, even without my light's on.  It is so difficult for me to ignore driving violations, but it is not my job to deal with the living 'Stupid' unless they are beyond hope.

  Besides that, who put's anything but a feather on a $ 8000 USD paint job.....    Someone STUPID?
  Rightly so,  I'm so stupid for wanting a nice ride, I paid for by myself.
[quote] Ask not what your country can do for you, but what can you do for your country.[/quote] JFK A Democrat and womanizer. who had to be assassinated, because he was a realist.  America only want's your money.  Citizen or not. Educated or better yet, uneducated, and revolving prison door's. Financing prison corporation's traded on Wall Street.

  I'm so glad I'm independent.    I wouldn't want to be in your youthful shoe's right now.     You can keep your perky breast's.
         It is all you will have of value, then soon enough over-use, makes them part of your lower body.
 Beware of thinking with your reproductive part's.  It is the quickest path to Stupidity a woman could ever take the first step on the path with a sperm donor.
  No amount of condoms can protect you from a stupid man, and the emotional female desire to find a mate at all cost's, even servitude and abuse.
  Yet the Media and social sites, reassure the masses.    Get out there and Phuck the system.  Mate indiscriminately, because it is your destiny.  You are woman, and need to roar.    
  So here now is a pacifier. A Cell phone you can use to express yourself,
   Your Real body is disgusting and the only way you can be accepted is by joining the 'hate-fest' of people who earned wealth using a part of the body they could never understand... The Human Mind, to hate someone who might dance just a Little better than themselves. With a cell phone in hand, everyone is BETTER, and feel very free to tell you just what a loser you are.
   I find some of my fans so pathetic actually.   Why emulate a fallen star, then?  Why send me letters and gift's? Why do some camp out, along the side of the road to my home?

   I can't even be a fan of myself.  I see her in the mirror every day. No Flash photography allowed when I am in my ZONE.
    Shut up and watch.  No words needed to convey a point. Just shut the hell up and watch a personal display of talent mixed with emotion, if you want too.  other wise is is socially acceptable to NOT watch, or make insulting remarks.  However it seems to be a requirement, for some people without any talent's to mock those who do have a special skill.

  Judge me in Heaven, if you can still dare, after death.  We all have our own challenges.  Mine is, I laugh at twig-legged dancing girls.
 Contrary to popular belief,  the best dancing women are not infused with vodka.
  
  So here you are with  my rant about stupidity, in my daily life.
  Even I feel more STUPID for sharing the experience with the general public.
  Just Sharing my shame with you......... because I don't give a crap if I seem stupid while sharing a story about my life, too.
  I'm the most stupid person I know.

24.05.2016 03:31:56
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Rosie381
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Atheista
24.05.2016 06:40:52
Rosie381

wow. People sure are special

24.05.2016 06:40:52
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
02.06.2016 16:59:47
HeavenLeighBimbo

I just saw an offensive American Commercial from Tyson Food's.  I seriously couldn't believe the tag line they used in the advertisement.  A quote from Joseph Stalin. " [Tyson food's is] making sure that there is a chicken in every pot."
 A Communist, genocidal madman, was the only thing that an advertisement like that made me think about.  Of course it makes perfect sense if you remember that half of the chickens in every citizens pot, was bought and paid for by the American government anyways.  So it does sort of make sense to advertise using Communist quotes from the past in advertising this food product .  Tyson food's: Feeding America with promises of a free chicken in every pot.  It worked to elect Stalin in 20th century Russia.  It is also a true FACT in modern America. That Chicken, is worth your freedom as an individual.
   Who educated these advertisement executives, in Capitalism?

  Of course the line's between socialism and communism have become so completely blurred, that they are one and the same.  Socialist's are just fooled into thinking they are in charge of the government, when it is really a slavery to the elitist  government that feed's them. A government employee doesn't need a chicken when they can have champagne and caviar at the public's expense. So much for the pure equality that Communism offers.  Socialism just buys you off with food. Just enough to keep you alive, but never enough progress out of poverty ether without  educated buying and eating habit's.  The one with the food controls the MASSES.  Tyson foods just stated the obvious because for most Americans and all illegal migrant's with children, it is a product the consumer never even needs to pay for.  The government will pay as soon as the consumer takes it to the cashier. I hate this new Orwellian world of New Speak.

Did this advertisement directly target people in poverty? 
  Who cares as long as there is a chicken to eat today.

   Yes it did, without any shame as to who inspired the writer of the advert.  Put a chicken in your basket, it's free.
Tyson Food's: Keeping it simple for the Stupid to spend other peoples money on an endless supply of chickens.
Money coming fresh off the government printing press seems just as endless.  Tyson Food's is Capitalizing of this FACT, too.
  There is lot's of 'de-valued' money to be made from the government using poverty as the selling point.
  Inflation, only hurt's the poor, and creates more poverty as the money of the poor becomes worthless.
  Inflation doesn't harm your elected officials.
  So eat your chicken as promised and be happy it was free, today.  Don't worry about making your future, successful,  just be content with what you can apply for in social benefit's.  Fried Chicken in a crispy batter, always makes me forget how much I pay in Luxury taxes, for the poor to eat.
  It is not surprising to me, that the poverty rate just keeps increasing with no end in sight.   My bank book does have an end.  Zero.  Zed.
  Who will eat then?
  I shutter to think that I could personally feed an entire village of 2000 for a year, EVERY year of my working life, yet that money never get's to the poor.
  It buy's gun's, bullet's and bomb's after it is filtered through the government's bureaucracy.  
  This is the face of true poverty in America.  Tyson food's is just capitalizing of the Free Money train from the government, exactly as the consumer has been trained to do by the government.
   There actually used to be a time when people actually worked for food, shelter, and transportation. Those were the American's that made America great.  We have nothing now, but a promise of a chicken in every pot from the chicken producer's.  TAX monies at work building misery and hopelessness.
        Nice message Tyson Food's !!!  Thanks for the history lesson from a Communist dictator and mass murderer.  I will now look into a pot of chicken broth and know my life was made perfect for me, because I actually paid for mine.  It somehow tastes better, and I appreciate the food I eat so much more than a bag of free chip's obtained by waiting in a line for hour's at a food bank so as to double dip at the 'free food trough' driving away in a luxury car getting 10 mile per gallon of fuel.  Driving to the ' food line' cost more than the actual food.  Shall we speak of interest charges for the CAR LOAN?  STUPID !!!!!!   

    My billing rate is 500 USD per hour, and I earned that rate of pay literally on my back, at time's.  Someone could work for just 4 hour's at McDonald's and feed themselves for a week with home cooked meals, honestly. I know because I saw my sons paycheck when he was just 16 years old and got his first JOB, and still cooked his meals for him.  There really is no excuse for poverty, other than medical problem's, and I refuse to believe that half of America is disabled and requires assistance from the government and tax payer's.
        I made my son's go to work, so as to not raise another man with a 'knocked-up' girlfriend collecting welfare for him to live on too, while he can't get a job because of owed child support payment's too;  The Government needs ignorant MEN, and I wasn't about to supply them with my children.   Haha,  I taught them what a woman NEEDS !!!!  Their wives are so blessed NOW.  That boy who started at Mc Donald's now has a Job as a machinist.  Trained in a skill to make part's out of raw metal.  My son can literally make something useful, out of NOTHING.  He is a mother's pride.
  
       The Catch 22. (common man)
    He owes, He owes, but he cant go to work because his pay will be docked. So making babies with  non-working women/ high-school student's instead to pass the time, seems very logical to a sperm AND immature egg donor.
             It's the NEW American Dream Man for the perfect American girl.
         One who is to poor and stupid to provide a Chicken, but eat's your child's food, and warms your bed.......
  Everyone does a job, whether they realize it or not.  Too often women are enablers to worthless men.  Poverty is a self-inflicted FATE in America. "A Chicken in Every Pot," is not going to fix that.
  Men give me money to just see my ass.  Even the money that could have been used for a poor families food because the 'cash cow' got FAT earning a paycheck from the government, having the babies for more money. She chose to spread her leg's just the same as I did.  Who exactly is the Whore?
  I sent the bastard Home to his pussy-tat.
      More money for me.  Hahahaaaaaa.  Un-penitrated, without my husband's vow and ring on my finger.   He had no reason to worry about me being a dancer, because of my VALUES.  Actress yes, Used?  NEVER without consent.  A pure BODY as GOD gave me and trusted me to use wisely.
  I have, Less 'ass' working for a living and only adding to the gravity of the planet
 'en mass'..    [Said by a teen-aged school drop out, and runaway child who should have been a victim of the sex trade and dead, but I was a fighter too. Kicking asses aside for opportunities to better myself, and never being willing to just be the well fed, SEX TOY.]

 I have skills I'm proud to share for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ all because It is possible to stand and dance on one's own two feet.
  Tyson Food's just has lost all of my support and charity.  I'm not even a militant PETA-phile, yet this Chicken producer[Tyson Food's] has just Earned my pure hatred.  It was Stupid for them to hire an American Educated Child to write ad campaigns.
    'Gimmy dah, Chicken NOW !!!!!! or I will burn my home down.' then take your pity Chicken. Then sue for a Free House, because it is unsanitary to live in free government housing they chose to pissed on, and burn it down because they didn't pay for the housing they HAD and didn't respect the work it took to build them a shelter.   The insanity is endless !
 Catch 22. Fu*k personal responsibility to provide for one's self.  It is someone else's job to care for everyone.
  Who exactly is that person responsible for YOU?
   GOD?    LOLROF  Socialism is sexual slavery too.  My value is not just in my vagina, but in the pleasure I bring to many people fully clothed too.
      Strippers can exceed expectations.  My wealth came from ME, and not a free Chicken in my POT.

     It hurt's me so badly to see STUPIDITY being TAUGHT.
  Could an American Consumer Pluck  a Chicken feathers and dress the BIRD for Cooking?
   Not unless it is breaded, and bought prepared cold so it can be bought with free MONEY !!!!!!!!
   Just warm up it up between Drug usage sessions and Child NEGLECT,  and your a GOOD patriotic AMERICAN woman in the eyes of the commoners.
 
Yes, I'm a Bitch for not conforming to my role in the WORLD as you KNOW it.  One thing is certain  I'm a very blessed WHORE with wonderful children, and a past that has educated me in the real world.  God cares for me more than I deserve being bourn in original SIN. Daughter of a woman caught up in the sexual revolution of 1969.  My own mother may have been better off not sleeping with a Married Man at a party and making ME, and the object of my stepfathers un-natural affection's.   I was Fucked at birth, with a tragic life, but found peace with my husband and children.   So  I really don't think much about self inflicted relationship problems women often have.   I've been to Hell and Back.........   Yet, all I can praises is my husband for giving me the chance to be  his wife.
   That took PURE courage, from a MAN.   His Naked Wife, he would watch from the shadows.   He honored me with TRUST !!!
  So I still end this Rant, with my total affection for my husband who has been dead for 6 year's now.
   He set a standard for me. Men cannot even touch the starting line anymore.
   Still willing to entertain males, but it is like talking to grass.   Mowed over, by my personality.
                 Fucked up Chickens can eat themselves for all I care about them........ enough said..... I could steal any man I want, but your's is perfectly safe.   You think?  He might not earn enough for me to even notice him. LOLROF Snatching bills from him with my teeth, in a sensual manner.
       EASY!  I had plenty of practice dancing in TOTAL 'Dive' BAR'S before I was discovered.   My husband found me first, and saved me for later.  He loved watching me at work, and would often sit in the shadows just to watch the show's.   He was a very secure MAN.
  He could bring me a Dressed Chicken to cook, with his own SKILLS.

  Expect that from a MATE !!!!!!!!   just sayin'

02.06.2016 16:59:47
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kathiegym
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Agnostica
05.06.2016 22:49:31
kathiegym

It is very stupid...
wasting money in pretending to be who you arent, because for you it is more important the people's opinion about your style and quality of life, that this one.

05.06.2016 22:49:31
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kathiegym
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Agnostica
06.06.2016 13:39:33
kathiegym

I think that the lack of punnctuality is the most stupid stupidity.

06.06.2016 13:39:33
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Gxlden Chyna
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Reasonopia
08.06.2016 04:46:20
Gxlden Chyna

LOOOL! this post made my whole night, all these are funny af, Cant think of any to share right now my self, i'm afraid i hear too much everyday

08.06.2016 04:46:20
kathiegym
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Agnostica
08.06.2016 17:53:00
kathiegym

I think it stupid that....
I wont be able to buy alcohol if I dont show my ID. I am nearly 27 years, and in Spain the sell is allowed over 18.
keeping a good skin is not being a girl!!!! 

08.06.2016 17:53:00
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