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Stupidity is on the rise.

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18.03.2016
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Phuckinbimbo
Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 16:34:06
Phuckinbimbo

Am I the only one who is seeing the intellectual level of human beings rapidly declining? It seems like everyday I hear the most stupid thing ever. ~waits a few more hours and something else gets said that makes me want to slam my head into a wall~ The sad thing is it's usually white collar people, educators and the media that are guilty of this. If you feel like it and just want to rant, post those statements you hear here.

These are some examples Of this week's statements that are driving me wild.
After a major city school district sent home letters to parents stating they have run out of money and won't be able to finish the school year the administrator was on the news explaining this and demanding more public funds. "We have already borrowed 1/4 of a billion dollars that can't be paid back, mostly to pay our staff." Followed by, "Last year we needed 400 teachers and have hired 1000 of them."
(Umm! Maybe that's part of the problem, gross mismanagement not lack of funds.)

And another school district has sent home letters to parents warning of a bedbug infestation also threatening any child who is kept home from school will be charged with truancy. This made the news. "But beg bugs aren't really a problem in schools. The schools are too cold for bedbugs to crawl around and reproduce."
(Umm! If you understand bed bugs you will understand just how cold those schools are and the fact that they are too cold to educate children.)

Truck crashes into a house and both erupt in flames. The driver of the truck runs around to get a hose and starts spraying his truck with water. The home owner stands and watches their house burn to the ground gripping about the guy with his own fire crisis who is trying to save his truck. "He's worried about his truck burning..."
(And if a massive flood occurs they'll be waiting for the others swimming around them to hold them up to breathe. They will die if they ever really have a disaster.)

Weatherman points to the map and states, "This area will get more snow accumulations of snow because all their snow will be snow."
(I can only laugh at the stupidly on this one.)

What stupid things you're hearing?




18.03.2016 16:34:06
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 16:41:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

Talk about Stupid.
  OK,
I saw a news story yesterday, that was perfect for this topic.

A high-school teacher of 39 years, resigned.  Why?  He was caught on a school issued tablet recording, saying that a student asking a question during a test, was the most stupid girl he has ever tried to teach, and that she would only end up breeding, divorced and on welfare for the rest of her life.
   The sad thing is,  Was the teacher wrong telling her the truth as it really is?  Or are people just supposed to be stupid and be accepted as the new 'normally' educated?

  The media outlet made it sound like the teacher was the NEW STUPID.  I'm not so sure about that,  The truth, hurt's the stupid.
If by the age of 16 you don't know what a 'Test' is, or how to take one,  you might be stupid. 

  It's stupid to think that a girl like that will change after 11 years of school.  Some people are meant to just be breeders, most likely just like her mother who never helped her with homework because she was fucking around with men and drugs in an inner-city Bar District for the next 'welfare baby benefit', raise in free Money.  Stupid is as stupid does. A mother's lessons are the first ones a child learns, and masters.




18.03.2016 16:41:18
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 16:53:46
Phuckinbimbo

Gotta love the news.

They do their daily "black lives matter" piece and always follow it up with the black guy who knifed 6 people on a bus or subway or the black retail person shoot in a robbery and show the mug shot of the black guy they are looking for. I'm sure this isn't a white person agenda beings as it is a black run news program.

I'm not going to just pick on blacks here. Everyone is fair game because stupidity has no bounds.
Attorney makes a statement to me that contradicts the law. I site that law and question her about it. She gets very sore about that and says, "don't ever site laws to a judge here in this courthouse. They will rolls their eyes and instantly find you guilty." ~thinks to self, ya guilty of exposing their stupidity~   

18.03.2016 16:53:46
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 17:08:29
HeavenLeighBimbo

How about the Stupidity of web site operators?

  News sites, that spam themselves and make the site unusable by readers?
  So many ads, and forced video's, that crash the browsers of users.  My God I have RAM, and still some really great new's service web site's have totally made themselves , UNREADABLE.  So do advertisers know that the site was spammed so bad that it is unusable, or even readable?
    My Stupid money is on STUPID making money from Stupid.

   What I hate the most, is Hyperlinks on words in stories that pop up and block what you were reading. You don't even need to click on them,  just hovering a cursor over a word, ruins the learning process.  When I see a news story like that,  I exit, knowing it certainly contains STUPID information.

18.03.2016 17:08:29
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 17:16:14
Phuckinbimbo

Dang now I feel stalked. Did you read what I just posted on another forum? I really am going to be forced to quit a game I love solely due to their browser abuse and the fact that they are making it so I can't play.

18.03.2016 17:16:14
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 17:21:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

I love this website for technical news. http://www.redorbit.com/
  The stories are wonderful as long as you know what to avoid.  
  A word in blue,  and expect a 'page blocking ad' with every page change.  It is annoying, and actually defeating.  I end up despising those advertisers because of the website operators doing this forced browser kidnapping.

18.03.2016 17:21:49
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 17:35:50
Phuckinbimbo

It drives me crazy when you try to stream a video or music and an advertiser tries to shove their commercial right on it. Neither are audible. I end up cussing them and make mental notes on what businesses never to patronize. 

18.03.2016 17:35:50
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 17:46:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

I rarely even use You Tube for this reason.  My old fashioned CD's seem to work better, when I want to dance.
   Who needs a vaginal yeast infection cure advert, before a dance song?
  Give me a break !!!
  Even on TV they give you 14 minutes of entertainment before annoyance. 4 minutes on You Tube?  Who is being stupid?  The User for accepting the stupidity and ads that destroy the  pleasure of listening to music without an advertisement that enhances ADHD, or tells you you need a new feminine hygiene product.
   Nahh,  your used to it, even though your watching more advertisement's than ever before.  So buy a douche and enjoy the entertainment of something fresh and free of contamination's.
   
  

18.03.2016 17:46:19
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Phuckinbimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 17:53:18
Phuckinbimbo

I don't mind youtube. At least they have the sense to place commercials before the content and to stop the content while the ad plays. There are sites that literally just slap the two together at the same time.

18.03.2016 17:53:18
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
18.03.2016 18:02:35
HeavenLeighBimbo

  Yeah, I've been there and heard the mess.   4 different adverts all playing audibly at the same time.  LOLROF, clicking EXIT.
  Seriously,  people with computer skills as a job, fuck up that badly on major websites?

   Makes me wonder how to define stupid in the 21st century if even computer literate people can't even control their creative endeavors enough to attract people to visit and return another day. Driving people away, just to get one more paid advertisement into a web page, is Stupid.  

18.03.2016 18:02:35
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