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Ximboland Clock

song shuffle game

Posts
146
Created
10.06.2020
Author
peeslurper69
chomp
Level 25
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12672
Reputation: 8228
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
09.03.2021 13:03:46
chomp

soulja boy kiss me thru the phone

09.03.2021 13:03:46
THAT bitch
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 124916
Reputation: 41113
Posts: 1089
Atheista
07.04.2021 20:12:31
THAT bitch

sometimes all i think about is you, (heat waves - glass animals)
that way you'd wish i would be your girlfreind-boyfriend. (i / me / myself - will wood)
things are better if i stay, (helena - my chemical romance)
i'll be god today, (oh ana - mother mother)
i know i'm not the one you thought you knew back in high school (fat lip - sum 41)


07.04.2021 20:12:31
   - hugz <3



babidoll
Level 9
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 599
Reputation: 645
Posts: 27
Atheista
29.04.2021 21:24:19
babidoll

im not a kid
i just swallow the pain
you tell me its okay
i guess im kinda sorry
bu there was nothing i could say

btw i have no idea if i did this right or not

freakathon-red aunts
a day in my life-five finger death punch
institutionalized-suicidal tendencies
i hate everyone but you-elita
crawl away-tool



29.04.2021 21:24:19
i'm hot
she/her
ringtrix
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2669
Reputation: 2287
Posts: 169
Reasonopia
07.07.2021 02:37:13
ringtrix

Hell has a name, "Satan's den" - In the Land by Nicole Dollanganger
Scream at my reflection - IDFC by WHIPPED CREAM ft. Ravenna Golden
It was getting late last night - prescription by BETWEEN FRIENDS
I push my fingers into my eyes - Duality by Slipknot
I cannot stand it, goddammit - No Error by Yameii

this came out like an emo poem lmao


07.07.2021 02:37:13
Queerla
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1272832
Reputation: 225554
Posts: 1496
Atheista
07.07.2021 05:59:40
Queerla

Ya no queria (Lido Pimienta, "Coming Through")
I'm on a sugar crash, I ain't got no fucking cash (ElyOtto "SugarCrash")
I remember the first time my dad didn't hug me back (Becca Mancari, "First Time")
How you on my lips, you must be spellbound (Dua Selah, "Spellbound")
You are my friend. (Billy Porter covering Patty LaBelle's "You are my friend")

07.07.2021 05:59:40
***fat queer cripness intensifies***
Share the fat pride and liberation here: https://bimbo.land/forum/show-me-your-boombos/t4278
Disability/Mad/Deaf/Crip pride here: https://bimbo.land/forum/disabled-people-are-hot-show-me-your-disabled-bimbo-lewks/t5057
AnnaMorphosis
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56132
Reputation: 33454
Posts: 1700
Secville
07.07.2021 14:15:51
AnnaMorphosis

A timeless and forgotten place,
in your scripted way
I'm scared of what inside my head
Arachnia weaves and she weaves so well...
Solder keep in marchin' on.


07.07.2021 14:15:51
                                 Let's like each other's posts and get more reputation points!
                                                           
slut4jesus
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19562
Reputation: 11320
Posts: 218
Secville
12.07.2021 12:53:44
slut4jesus

She haunts the roads (Rivière - Deftones)
Someone's always coming around here (Angeles - Elliott Smith)
Come closer and see (A Forest - The Cure)
Will I be able to speak? (Inside Out - Duster)
And the world it shows me up (My Finest Hour - The Sundays)

12.07.2021 12:53:44
im only here to convince myself that i am a russian supermodel on the inside <3

ButterfIy
Level 58
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 154721
Reputation: 46561
Posts: 2263
Secville
16.08.2021 10:54:14
ButterfIy

I had it all, but I let it slip away (Mariah Carey - love takes time)
some days things just take way too much of my energy (Ariana grande - breathin)
when you talk like that I be in my bag (doja cat - talk dirty)
I know you hear me when I cry (Ariana grande - ghostin)
if you're lonely and need a friend (Mariah Carey - anytime you need a friend)

16.08.2021 10:54:14
I am pro-Israel, DNI if pro-Palestine, thank you!
slut4jesus
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 19562
Reputation: 11320
Posts: 218
Secville
16.08.2021 16:42:24
slut4jesus

(doing it again lol)
Looking out the door ( Lover You Should've Come Over - Jeff Buckley)
Feels like something pumping through my veins (Coast to Coast - The Jesus and Mary Chain)
Its a clear day out (Clear Day - Hope Sandoval and the Warm Intentions)
The sunshine girl is sleeping (Dagger - Slowdive)
There she goes (There She Goes - The La's)

16.08.2021 16:42:24
im only here to convince myself that i am a russian supermodel on the inside <3

bbydcll
Level 29
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 18777
Reputation: 13004
Posts: 161
Freethinkerland
20.09.2021 15:23:21
bbydcll

How many times do you say that you're sorry and that you think I'm up to no good? (We Are The Brave - State Champs)
On a fault line, late night (Good Times - All Time Low)
Oh, where did I go wrong? (Hate Me, Sometimes - Stand Atlantic)
You had your own Pete Wentz and Patrick combined (Turbulent - Waterparks)
Woke up twenty-five years late to the party
(EVERYBODYDIES - The band CAMINO)




20.09.2021 15:23:21
Long live the problem child ☁

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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