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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.07.2017 17:48:49
HeavenLeighBimbo

Miss Bimbo has Spoken.   Surprised?
   .....  a few days before what should be a MAJOR election.
  Nia78  is a long time member and very respected.  
  A sure WIN for our small population of true Bimbo's in Bimbolands.
   
This is an election for you only true participant's in Bimbolands 'politik's'.

   To few even understand this concept.....   What is needed is participation of all common Bimbo's.....
    AT least one from EVERY STATE......   

   A Free Thinker is your Prime Bimbo Right now......   And she has the Power to Kick Miss Bimbo's ass when she get's Drunk with Power.......
       You could be me too.......   and as the Owner always says to me....    I can earn money by being a bitch.....  

   I have an alternate path.........    Leading Bimbo's to govern the NATION independently.     
   My Fight has been with the server, and administration of this ant-farm.  AKA the GOD.
    All Future Prime Bimbo's should know
             "  Who they must battle " to win this sort of Election.

29.07.2017 17:48:49
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
29.07.2017 18:02:04
HeavenLeighBimbo

It was really difficult to write this announcement.   As the current Prime Bimbo, I have been appalled at some of the announcement's coming from 'Boob- Palace and Miss Bimbo.'

  I have asked RL friends to join,  and they were to high to pass  the citizenship test  to even make an account.
  Legal alien's.....   Piff....
         " To High  to try," was my real world experience with the common people, using my computer and looking over their shoulder's...........

Really, even the most fit and sexy 18 year old blond American girl couldn't pass the test, because she couldn't be bothered to READ and explore the Website.
     I have tested this game in the real world, and with real people......
   This is something the Owner and President of Bimboland's will never understand......
         Some Bimbo's are not common ant's.
Complaining about the lack of men with huge penis's, is the least of Bimboland's concern's right now. How is that political?
                                           How does that sort of bull shit build the nation?
          What the f*ck is up with Miss Bimbo's obsession with breast's and malformed male genitalia?

  Just Sayin'.
As:
 HeavenLeigh;
      the legal resident, Citizen, and fairly elected Prime Bimbo for the nation of Bimbolands,          
 from the Great State of Freethinkerland.
         Show your pride,  I dare You..  I'm a real player, and person,  ARE YOU?

29.07.2017 18:02:04
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Silica
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10956
Reputation: 5155
Posts: 563
Atheista
30.07.2017 12:59:31
Silica

100% real
100% proud

30.07.2017 12:59:31
TIKI
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 981
Reputation: 1321
Posts: 221
Freethinkerland
30.07.2017 14:04:03
TIKI

pride

30.07.2017 14:04:03
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boombye123
Level 4
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 40
Reputation: 111
Posts: 19
Atheista
31.07.2017 06:13:37
boombye123

I agree! 

31.07.2017 06:13:37
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HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
02.08.2017 07:14:18
HeavenLeighBimbo

I'm laughing my ASS off right now.....

  Miss Bimbo ignored my ADVICE.   The State minister Election is a total failure.....  Even her brilliant idea of NOTHINGNESS in the form of a count down timer, totally FAILED.......    Nice Special feature's........   NOT.
     Try listening to your Prime Bimbo......    EGO   is never a man's best friend........

   Nor is playing with Bimbo's, while being a stupid drunk Prick.
   Bimbo's score 1,   Ass-hat's ZED.
   Bimboland's still suffers....    BOOOOOO
   The Miss Bimbo account need's to be a REAL PLAYER...    !!!!
 
Not a drunk man who hates every sexy woman alive. When TOLD NO.
   Who needs the internet when  MEN like the owner of Bimboland's and the Miss Bimbo account, is more disrespectful than real life men who want our vagina's..... and not just a few REAL dollar's..........

   PIFF........       
You are as clueless as you WRITE in the forum,  and even more silly with BANKS..........
     My paycheck is paid by total fools who do nothing for the community.    
Seems fair, -  sort of...   :(
       I have better idea's,  if only a man WORKED WITH me instead of always trying to insult all the Bimbo's every chance he get's.........
            Miss Bimbo, the account and owner,  just doesn't have a clue how to be BIMBO.

   If you don't show some personal pride and willingness to be even communicative with the forum,  I don't think I should give much of a Shit about your account's ether.   
  Fuck  YOUR LAZYNESS, TOO.    You are no better than star-fish..........
    Stinking, while rotting in the sun....  with nothing to say, or contribute to Bimboland's.......
   
Just fertilizer.....  AKA   More SHIT  for the Pile of CRAP called Bimboland's.

  I Warned Miss Bimbo,  that  I was accepting no responsibility for this State Ministers election,  because Chris/ Miss Bimbo didn't take my advice....

 
He owned this failure,   just as YOU do TO.
  The Cheater's OWN Bimboland's, due to your IN-ACTION.
   
    Thus ; I'm just sitting back and taking your money,  like candy from babies........   Piff, 
Thing's could be different,  if I had some actual support from the player's to DEFEND YOU.    
   It's not to be,  and obviously.....   I will now be re-elected as Prime Bimbo,  ONCE again......

    Thank YOU,  for being so INACTIVE......     
     I buy flowers,food and nappies for real women with your money.
   Stupid women enjoy stupidly earned Money too.................

  Real women actually do get my share of the profit's......     God blesses the women in my 'Real Life' community.
   Miss Bimbo can just Piss Off,  and nobody would Miss 'That-Thang.' 

02.08.2017 07:14:18
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Jaenah
Level 11
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1226
Reputation: 1338
Posts: 127
Reasonopia
02.08.2017 14:47:50
Jaenah

Real person who actually posts in the forum. -3-

I also don't understand or care for the "announcements" that keep coming out. Just because this site is called "Bimbolands" and the last site was "MissBimbo" it doesn't mean that there can't be any BRAINS here...

02.08.2017 14:47:50
Silica
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 10956
Reputation: 5155
Posts: 563
Atheista
03.08.2017 16:17:19
Silica

Very well said.
There are a lot of things that could use improvement, and these things should be taken seriously, I know this game is suppose to be fun and all but some things should be discussed with respect.


03.08.2017 16:17:19
urban3115
Level 35
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 32770
Reputation: 18860
Posts: 665
Freethinkerland
05.08.2017 00:01:41
urban3115

Agreed

05.08.2017 00:01:41
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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