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Ximboland Clock

Seriously, WTF!? dreams

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Created
20.07.2019
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Favea
Hyperpussy
Level 36
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Posts: 286
Atheista
12.01.2021 11:30:11
Hyperpussy

I once dreamed they’re were people about to burn me at a stake for being disrespectful...

12.01.2021 11:30:11
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princessv
Level 37
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Posts: 1005
Freethinkerland
12.01.2021 21:02:40
princessv

my dream last night was that i was living with the kardashians and they treat me like their adopted sister/child and not just a friend, they were all really nice apart from this 1 random boy and we were having a treasure hunt and this random boy wouldnt take part but his room was the only room nobody had looked in and it was pitch black so i went in and they waited in the doorway for me and then he attacked me for getting a plastic egg and they all jumped in to try and save me and it turned into a pile on and then the camera crew showed up and asked why there was 2 extras 

12.01.2021 21:02:40
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LacunaBatata
Level 41
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Posts: 370
Freethinkerland
13.01.2021 13:18:13
LacunaBatata

last week I dreamt that we celebrated my childhood friend's birthday although it's been long that we didn't speak and I can't remember her bday. So I asked her sister the same day about her bday, she said "it's tonight at 12 am" lol weird.

13.01.2021 13:18:13
 

Kate_
Level 34
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Antitheocra
12.04.2021 17:14:17
Kate_

 I was with my old highscool friends studying for the test in a old Victorian house in a basement. I was constantly leaving the living room to get sugary snacks. I saw a couple of ghosts in different rooms. There was a never ending stair case behind a closet door that I peeked through with a creepy ghost at the top.

12.04.2021 17:14:17
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duolingo
Level 23
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Posts: 135
Freethinkerland
12.04.2021 19:54:44
duolingo

had a dream where my friends and i were on a school trip to a place we went to a year ago. we took a shortcut (which used to be a government building, but became abandoned) and went down the stairs. it felt like walking towards a basement. it was dark and almost everything echoed. my two friends (we were four all in all) went silent as i stared down at the floor, seeing corpses of children. Because of my eyes adjusting to the light, it clicked that these were dead, or starving, children. my two friends were on the floor and I did the same right after, realizing that this was a human trafficking situation. i whisper shouted to the third friend, who was still going down the stairs, that she needed to go get the police. we were all crouching down and trying to act like corpses because right by the front were men with guns. they had their faces covered and kept turning back. finally, she comes back with the police and we're saved. they start helping the men chained to the walls, and soon take their leave afterwards. thought this ended well, but one of the victims go insane and soon watches my friend group as we're souvenir shopping from outside the store. woke up feeling scarred bc wtf was that :D

12.04.2021 19:54:44
babidoll
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Atheista
29.04.2021 20:58:54
babidoll

i have a lot of dreams about people trying to murder me and people successfully murdering me so now that im on bimboland i just might have to start sharing them here

29.04.2021 20:58:54
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Lei X
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Atheista
29.04.2021 22:11:55
Lei X

I'm glad I found this thread. I had a dream that Bimboland was literally the adult version of MovieStarPlanet, and once you turned 18, you had to switch over to Bimboland. I was really mad because I didn't know this, and since I had already made a Bimboland account, I couldn't connect it to my old MSP account, because that would break the site's rules about having multiple accounts, so I couldn't transfer over the outfits. (Middle school me spent like, $40 worth of microtransactions on that damn site, so I was pissed.)

29.04.2021 22:11:55
     
 
Cockzilla
Level 19
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Atheista
17.10.2021 06:54:58
Cockzilla

had a dream where I was in a singing competition & I couldn’t think of a single genre I liked other than harsh noise so I had to just make clanging and banging sounds DX

17.10.2021 06:54:58

Ximbolina Zuckerberg
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Freethinkerland
18.11.2022 21:24:16
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filibabie
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Secville
25.12.2022 09:06:26
filibabie

omg the weirdest and most uncomfortable thing happened last night :/
i'm on sertraline, and one undocumented side effect is having these crazy realistic dreams, where u sometimes wake up not knowing what's real and what was a dream
So last night on Christmas, i was having a rlly great time, walking around n having fun, n then i walked into the living room where i saw my grandma lie down in the couch – and suddenly i stopped dead in my tracks bc i was reminded of a dream i had last night, only at that point i didnt know it was just a dream?? basically i had dreamt that my mom told me n my brother that my grandma was diagnosed w some horrible form of arthritis and that her spine would grow together, almost like a worse version of morbus bechterev (look it up!! freaky stuff!). in the dream she told me that my grandma could never walk again, so when i saw her lay there in the couch irl i got so worried bc what if the reason she laid there was bc of the illness!!!! 
i stood still and didnt know what to do, cause i didnt wanna ask her if it was real in case it was a touchy subject that would ruin Christmas, but she pushed me for an answer cause i was acting weird, so i ended up asking her and she immediately reassured me that it had just been a nightmare and she called me over to sit next to her on the couch and she took my hand and cradled it and it was just a rlly nice moment cause i had just been so scared and about to cry and she knew just how to comfort me<33
anyway sorry for the ramble i just really had to let it out!!! it was the most uncomfortable feeling i've felt in a long time :')

25.12.2022 09:06:26
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