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Seriously, WTF!? dreams

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50
Created
20.07.2019
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sluttygirl123
Level 42
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 58284
Reputation: 30190
Posts: 1005
Freethinkerland
06.11.2023 17:18:10
sluttygirl123

dinosours in my school, at the end of the hallway, dinosours in my hall

06.11.2023 17:18:10
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BlondeOnTheInside
Level 43
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 62156
Reputation: 16633
Posts: 122
Freethinkerland
27.11.2023 18:01:47
BlondeOnTheInside

a couple of nights ago i dreamed i had a different boyfriend who i didn't recognise at all and i was living in his apartment and he was very drunk and abusive towards me and there was a big monitor in the apartment and he went over to it and called my friend who i've known since we were both 12 and it interrupted her live streaming and when he figured out he was on a live stream he shot himself dead. i only got like 4 hours sleep that night because i didn't want to go back to sleep after that o_o

27.11.2023 18:01:47
            

Puta Madre25
Level 62
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 182673
Reputation: 44305
Posts: 536
Secville
06.12.2023 21:15:02
Puta Madre25

Backrooms followed by SpongeBob the entire time 

06.12.2023 21:15:02


cybeles
Level 26
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 12972
Reputation: 8086
Posts: 150
Atheista
08.12.2023 03:01:09
cybeles

fancy hotel with a complimentary sex toy for each guest

08.12.2023 03:01:09
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SilentlyScreaming
Level 33
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 27342
Reputation: 18227
Posts: 2869
Freethinkerland
13.12.2023 17:49:39
SilentlyScreaming

I was sitting at a dinner table. There was a plate in front of my with a bunny on it. Not cooked. Just a bunny. I lifted my fork and knife to eat it...and hesitated. Fin.

13.12.2023 17:49:39





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bunnibo
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3087
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Posts: 74
Freethinkerland
14.12.2023 12:36:20
bunnibo

i had a dream recently that a spikey little blob thing had found it's way into my spine and gradually worked upwards where it lodged itself into my brain and had to be surgically removed while i was awake 

14.12.2023 12:36:20
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SilentlyScreaming
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Freethinkerland
15.12.2023 05:44:21
SilentlyScreaming

I dreamt once that I went into a gas station to buy a lighter. I was like 'ooOOoo this one has a unicorn.' I looked again and there was a lighter with rainbow hair coming out the too. And I thought 'perfect.' I walked outside and there was a unicorn in the sky, and it spoke to me. One sentence. Couldn't for the life of me remember what it said when I woke up. That S H I T should of been written in stone.

15.12.2023 05:44:21





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AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
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Reasonopia
17.12.2023 11:31:36
AnastazjaNadia

it was really weird. I'm at a training where we're constantly talking about drives - aggression and libido. effect? I dreamed of a lowelas who was having sex with all the women who appeared in the dream. xD

17.12.2023 11:31:36
Soobin
Level 80
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 395387
Reputation: 139314
Posts: 1363
Freethinkerland
11.03.2024 20:10:14
Soobin

I once had a dream of me using the bathroom and I ended up actually peeing in my sleep

11.03.2024 20:10:14

xoxoHelloKtty
Level 54
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 121727
Reputation: 38428
Posts: 1002
Freethinkerland
22.03.2024 18:08:32
xoxoHelloKtty

A few days ago I dreamt I was on Facetime with my boyfriend while in the car with my mom and sister. My mom and sister had told me to shut up because I was annoying them. Then my boyfriend tried talking to me, but I gave him an attitude because I was upset from being told to shut up. 

He got up from playing his game and went to the bed where this actor was. She was in her underwear and topless. I froze in shock. My bf had pulled down her underwear and started inserting into her, and she started moaning. 

I hung up, started to cry and freak out, but then I called him back.
Another girl was there giggling and controlling the camera. I took photos of the situation for proof (idk ig my dream self had a plan???). 

I woke up so sad and distraught :( Of course, it won't ever happen, but that's a disturbing dream that most people would not want. I told him about it, and he thinks all my dreams are crazy (they're primarily nightmares and my worst fears) 

22.03.2024 18:08:32

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