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PlushKlavier
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Reasonopia
13.07.2020 01:40:12
PlushKlavier

jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
I want a drink with every type of alcohol in it.
They call that a suicide! :)
Now that's just an insensitive thing to just throw around, especially because you don't know which people on here have lost someone to suicide or are actually suicidal, one drink with every type of alcohol won't kill you so don't call it that

13.07.2020 01:40:12

jamie fae
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Reasonopia
13.07.2020 01:55:26
jamie fae

PlushKlavier wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
I want a drink with every type of alcohol in it.
They call that a suicide! :)
Now that's just an insensitive thing to just throw around, especially because you don't know which people on here have lost someone to suicide or are actually suicidal, one drink with every type of alcohol won't kill you so don't call it that
I am very sorry you found it insensitive, as it has been called that since longer that I have been alive. I have also heard it called a kamikaze, which as you know were what the WWII Japanese suicide bombers here called. I know that is not what it means in Japanese

13.07.2020 01:55:26
AlienPrinceFromVenus
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Reasonopia
13.07.2020 03:39:40
AlienPrinceFromVenus

jamie fae wrote:
PlushKlavier wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
I want a drink with every type of alcohol in it.
They call that a suicide! :)
Now that's just an insensitive thing to just throw around, especially because you don't know which people on here have lost someone to suicide or are actually suicidal, one drink with every type of alcohol won't kill you so don't call it that
I am very sorry you found it insensitive, as it has been called that since longer that I have been alive. I have also heard it called a kamikaze, which as you know were what the WWII Japanese suicide bombers here called. I know that is not what it means in Japanese
... The Kamikaze drink consists of vodka and liqueur... the only alcohol it has is vodka and liqueur. That's missing like. Every other alcohol, it just has ethanol? You still need methanol, propanol, butanol, and if you wanna include secondary alcohols you'd also need pentanol, hexanol, heptanol, octanol, nonanol and decanol.

Of course, if you drank a drink with all of those you'd die. Humans and Venusians are interestingly similiar in that both of us can only consume ethanol safely. Well, technically even ethanol isn't safe to consume, it just so happens that our digestive systems convert it to acetaldehyde, which apparently is a little less toxic than, say, formaldehyde or acetone, which apparently would be the digestive by-products of ingesting methanol and propanol respectively. You know. Allegedly. Your internet told me so.

In summary, I suspect only Origin and maybe Meat could survive a true Kamikaze drink. We should just stick to ethanol.

13.07.2020 03:39:40
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Cum_Dumpster
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Freethinkerland
13.07.2020 07:10:28
Cum_Dumpster

jamie fae wrote:
PlushKlavier wrote:
jamie fae wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
I want a drink with every type of alcohol in it.
They call that a suicide! :)
Now that's just an insensitive thing to just throw around, especially because you don't know which people on here have lost someone to suicide or are actually suicidal, one drink with every type of alcohol won't kill you so don't call it that
I am very sorry you found it insensitive, as it has been called that since longer that I have been alive. I have also heard it called a kamikaze, which as you know were what the WWII Japanese suicide bombers here called. I know that is not what it means in Japanese
Actually, on this note, as a kid we used to call soda mixes suicides as well. I did a bit of digging and I found references to the same thing as far back as the 60's, but it also seems to be different depending on your region.
Here's a bit of reading:

13.07.2020 07:10:28
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Update 2022: Site has been soured for me so I took a break. Still not certain about coming back...
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
13.07.2020 07:31:53
jamie fae

Cum_Dumpster wrote:

Actually, on this note, as a kid we used to call soda mixes suicides as well. I did a bit of digging and I found references to the same thing as far back as the 60's, but it also seems to be different depending on your region.
Here's a bit of reading:
Yes we did that with sodas too when I was a kid. The look on a waitress' face after I explained what I was asking for was priceless!!! At least to a 10 year old. :)

13.07.2020 07:31:53
CinnamonSugar
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Freethinkerland
13.07.2020 11:42:59
CinnamonSugar

*Comes back from the strip club*
Look who I met!

More friends for our pub.

Why don't I pour us all shots? 


13.07.2020 11:42:59
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Classy Joe
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13.07.2020 11:55:03
Classy Joe

Let's have some fun. *leaves for a few minutes before returning* Look who I brought with me.


Woooo Party.

13.07.2020 11:55:03
                                                          
AlienPrinceFromVenus
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13.07.2020 13:19:18
AlienPrinceFromVenus

Oh, look! It's the lesbian gang! Come in, come in. We have rainbow coctails and video games.

13.07.2020 13:19:18
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torrenoia
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Atheista
13.07.2020 15:41:12
torrenoia

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Oh, look! It's the lesbian gang! Come in, come in. We have rainbow coctails and video games.
gay pub gay pub!! 

13.07.2020 15:41:12
they/them | (in a thick new yorker accent) ey im meowin ova here!!
jamie fae
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Reasonopia
13.07.2020 22:46:01
jamie fae

AlienPrinceFromVenus wrote:
Oh, look! It's the lesbian gang! Come in, come in. We have rainbow cocktails and video games.
I bet at least one of them is bi. :)

13.07.2020 22:46:01

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