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[Roleplaying] The Founders Inn Pub & Grill

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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.07.2020 09:32:42
Classy Joe

I'm happy to hear that HeavenLeigh 

08.07.2020 09:32:42
                                                          
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
08.07.2020 10:17:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

I got to be a" Jane "- 'On the Spot'- preschool teacher, today'.
  I was in, the right place at the right time, to care for some children, while the parents were being dragged from a river after a caravan-crash.
    It really wasn't much, thanks to seat-belts, thank God.
   but >  It is always a personal challenge for me to see, if I calm even the most frightened child into laughter by the time we reach the ambulance.
   It is really not that hard to tow a trailer and not crash it in the mountain's, but when it happens the locals are usually the first people with rope's..........   God bless them too.   It's a really cute 'long-story'_ I wont bother writing about, because it would sound unbelievable anyways.......       Just a Summer day , Driving For Me.........

[ Cause of crash =
Extreme overloading of rear axial of Caravan. 
Weight limit exceeded
Speed
Causal factor; Lane Sway, causing loss of traction. ]
   The Wives, of the men holding my rope's and life in their hand's,  brought me _
Dinner tonight......
    Weird....   hahahaaaaa
PTSD ":]?

08.07.2020 10:17:05
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David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26099
Reputation: 15115
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
08.07.2020 11:05:22
David boreanaz

woah what were you doing at the preschool? 

08.07.2020 11:05:22
Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
08.07.2020 12:06:32
Classy Joe

I think she was looking after pre school kids or something.

08.07.2020 12:06:32
                                                          
Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202811
Reputation: 30005
Posts: 341
Secville
08.07.2020 20:55:34
Poison Black

I delete two of HLB posts because it was - to be quite frankly - disgusting. Sexual harassment shouldn't be used as a joke. If someone gets molested, them, the person couldn't do anything to avoid it, period. You can't ask them to stop, because it revolves around a power relationship between the aggressor and the victim. Some people force another people who are emotional or social vulnerable in order to have sex by mean of manipulation, but again, it's not a consensual thing and the way that this user uses this word could be very harmful to the ones who survived it and was questioned all the time about why they allow it to happen. Just no. Also, be sexually provocative toward a person who doesn't have any sexual interest in you and that could be scared of you sounds just like the harassment, with, by the way, is a crime. I don't think that this kind of behavior had a place here in Bimboland or anyone else, so I'll not allow it.
I want Bimboland to be a safe place for artists and fashionistas play together in pieces, just like so many of us, so I'll do my best to keep protecting the most vulnerable people on this website, even if people think I'm boring or complain about censorship or anything like that.
Regardless, Poison Black.

08.07.2020 20:55:34


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
David boreanaz
Level 32
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 26099
Reputation: 15115
Posts: 350
Antitheocra
08.07.2020 21:07:53
David boreanaz

Classy Joe wrote:
I think she was looking after pre school kids or something.
omg what can’t she do. <3

08.07.2020 21:07:53
Juggalo Rights
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20301
Reputation: 13654
Posts: 276
Atheista
09.07.2020 00:53:16
Juggalo Rights

David boreanaz wrote:
Classy Joe wrote:
I think she was looking after pre school kids or something.
omg what can’t she do. <3
follow rules literally even once

09.07.2020 00:53:16
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Classy Joe
Level 117
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1280709
Reputation: 53812
Posts: 1004
Reasonopia
09.07.2020 02:26:58
Classy Joe

Huh me follow the rules?

09.07.2020 02:26:58
                                                          
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224349
Reputation: 312965
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 14:51:27
CinnamonSugar

One margarita, two margaritas, three margaritas, shot.

09.07.2020 14:51:27
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Dye96
Level 237
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11319135
Reputation: 296116
Posts: 2350
Freethinkerland
09.07.2020 20:30:41
Dye96

*walks in kinda drunk* Heyooooo! 

09.07.2020 20:30:41
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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