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28.03.2015
Princess
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Reasonopia
29.03.2015 08:50:41
Princess

I'm from Reasonopia too!! I chose it because of the cold weather (It's always snowing here brr), I love cold countries after all.
The new flag is really beautiful btw! I like it a lot! ^-^

29.03.2015 08:50:41
Batata Cake
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Reasonopia
29.03.2015 11:03:40
Batata Cake

Space Baby wrote:
Harsh dig, man :(
I'm truly sorry if my words offended you in any way, Space Baby, what I said then was just an outburst of frustration I felt at the moment and that I deeply regret now that I look back at it. Atheista's role in supplying all of us in Bimbolands with your great crops and farm produces should not in any way be treated as detrimental, since they're so very much valued and loved by everyone here in Reasonopia. Farmers are the foundation of this great country and should be treated with as much love, kindness and respect as any other bimbo would. 

Peace?
xoxoxo

29.03.2015 11:03:40
Domenika Maltese
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Reasonopia
29.03.2015 23:11:15
Domenika Maltese

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
I have placed an initiative in response to your desire for a new bridge to be built before the Prime Minister. http://www.bimbolands.com/senate/topic/69?page=1

I am in support of your cause, and would like to congratulate your community for being the first to gather together, as a state with pride.  I look forward to more official state visits with the grand people of Reasonopia. 
Under your new flag, I stand in awe, at the beauty of your creativity in thought and reason.

Mrs. Senator, in name of all reasonopians, I would like to say that we all appreciate your attention and agility on managing our concerns directly to SweetAsNuts, our unelected democratic overlord. Maybe you could also look into our plea for making Reasonopia the capital of the Bimbolands too? That would be great, thanks!

29.03.2015 23:11:15
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
29.03.2015 23:46:37
HeavenLeighBimbo

Domenika Maltese wrote:
HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
 http://www.bimbolands.com/senate/topic/69?page=1

Mrs. Senator, in name of all reasonopians, I would like to say that we all appreciate your attention and agility on managing our concerns directly to SweetAsNuts, our unelected democratic overlord. Maybe you could also look into our plea for making Reasonopia the capital of the Bimbolands too? That would be great, thanks!
At this time, the choice of a capital is a bit premature.  The seat of power remains within the big Pink House on the Hill.  You know the one, Pastels and fluffy puppies painted in gold.

 I will however entertain the thought of a capital state according to the population of, said state.  It is difficult to know the true census of the nation of Bimbolands,  I would suggest a major polling campaign to be started.  Some things to be put forth to the electorate must be followed through with due diligence, by the people and the government that should always remain impartial as your servant.

 I believe that the capital should be the state with the most voters.
 Build your State.  Build your values.  Educate the youth. Secure your future within a democratic process of educated voters.




29.03.2015 23:46:37
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Space Baby
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Secville
30.03.2015 01:23:26
Space Baby

Batata Cake wrote:
Space Baby wrote:
Harsh dig, man :(
I'm truly sorry if my words offended you in any way, Space Baby, what I said then was just an outburst of frustration I felt at the moment and that I deeply regret now that I look back at it. Atheista's role in supplying all of us in Bimbolands with your great crops and farm produces should not in any way be treated as detrimental, since they're so very much valued and loved by everyone here in Reasonopia. Farmers are the foundation of this great country and should be treated with as much love, kindness and respect as any other bimbo would. 

Peace?
xoxoxo
It's perfectly okay, my friend! I too sometimes become frustrated my inability to be living in Reasonopia. But we can all live together in harmony knowing that each sister country works hard to stabilize and provide for one another!
Peace and love as always, darling!
xoxoxo

30.03.2015 01:23:26
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
30.03.2015 02:55:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

Space Baby wrote:
Batata Cake wrote:
Space Baby wrote:
Harsh dig, man :(
I'm truly sorry if my words offended you in any way, Space Baby, what I said then was just an outburst of frustration I felt at the moment and that I deeply regret now that I look back at it. Atheista's role in supplying all of us in Bimbolands with your great crops and farm produces should not in any way be treated as detrimental, since they're so very much valued and loved by everyone here in Reasonopia. Farmers are the foundation of this great country and should be treated with as much love, kindness and respect as any other bimbo would. 

Peace?
xoxoxo
It's perfectly okay, my friend! I too sometimes become frustrated my inability to be living in Reasonopia. But we can all live together in harmony knowing that each sister country works hard to stabilize and provide for one another!
Peace and love as always, darling!
xoxoxo
I'm enjoying the way that so many states seem to be coming together, in Unity for the Whole.  I speak only for myself right now,  but I see this as a sign of progress.  As Resonopia, is the first state to coalesces into a united state that accepts reasonable players. I see a bright future in store for the Nation of Bimbolands.
   Now we need to all come together to impress the King.  The world is waiting, and delivered on a silver platter.  Everyone should use reason, and send a note to The PM Sweetasnuts.  United we stand, for the Bimbolands, of Reason.
   Humanity just wants to have fun.  Everyone can play nicely, if they put their heart into it
Give us GAMES !!!!!!!!!  Your turn PM Sweet, to do your duty.

  Just sayin' as a citizen, within the borders of Reasonopia.

30.03.2015 02:55:10
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Domenika Maltese
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Reasonopia
30.03.2015 20:23:09
Domenika Maltese

Fine, Mrs. Senator, it was a long shot anyway. Instead, would you kindly try to get our eyebrows back? I speak for all of Reasonopia when I say our local traditions really emphasize their correct grooming as a sign of respect for democracy. Stripping us from eyebrows is the same as inflicting pure and evil tyranny upon our citizens. It's the same as telling us we should hate the universal suffrage and embrace dictatorship and all. And we reasonopians will not stand for that!

30.03.2015 20:23:09
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
30.03.2015 23:34:19
HeavenLeighBimbo

I have noticed the short supply of Eyeliner sticks in the shops.  Indeed the shortage of anything NEW.
We have got to get that bridge built.  :D

   I suggest  everyone to wear the silly faces available in the shops, for purchase.  Most DO have Eyebrows, and a great deal of clever attitude. 
  Perhaps Reasonopia, can organize an event, and protest for the return of perfectly manicured  brows.
  Wear the masks, in support of beautiful reasons.

  I may have a specal interest in this,  so in interest of full disclosure  I support PLAYER/designers/shop owners.  I would really like to see this feature, return to Bimbolands.  So please help me, and send the current Honrable PM Sweet, your opinions on his official announcement page.  Your voice can be heard, even if your eyebrows cannot be seen.

30.03.2015 23:34:19
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Domenika Maltese
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Reasonopia
01.04.2015 00:18:09
Domenika Maltese

REASONOPIANS!

As we are all very much aware, our state's scenery is, without a doubt, genuinely the best one out of all the six states that form our humanist democratic republic, even surpassing the not so impressing skyscrapers in Bimbo City. Part of the reason for such a stunning backdrop are the Reasonopian Alps, a heart-stopping mountain range so rich in diverse wildlife and flawless atmosphere that not even the french alps and its stupid Mont Blanc can dream of rivaling it someday.

In prehistoric times they were filthy with primitive protobimbos, who were already very prolific at manufacturing fashionable clothing out of mammoth wool, as well as being the first hominid species to stand on two feet in high heels. They were also the cradle for countless advanced civilizations like mountain vikings and mountain supervikings, who peacefully hacked their enemies to oblivion and pillaged their villages in the name of science and reason. Such an eventful history!

But even though the Reasonopian Alps are said to have been formed in the tertiary period in geologic time, or, if I may be so bold as to apply the more modern term "paleogene", each one of our individual mountains remain nameless, just standing there ever so gentle, immovable colossi watching over us as if they were silent guardians of the secret paradise we call Reasonopia. For having done so much for humanity, this injustice shall not stand.

That been said, I propose a democratic, if a little rustic method of choosing their names. Each reasonopian posting after me may suggest a unique name to baptize one of the mountains until we go through all four of them, in western reading order, from left to right. That means four different posters for four different mountains. If no objections are raised after the naming ceremony, those names will be official and forever honor the individuality of each of our mountains!

In case of objections, which may be raised by any reasonopian in the period of one week after the original post is made, and must be done through a post containing both a quote of the original objected post and a new suggestion, a new term will be opened for an additional 3 (three) days. The post with more likes in the end of this period, between original and objection, will have the honor to name said mountain. Original suggestions may be objected several times by different posters, and the most voted one will be crowned winner. In case of a tie, dislikes will be taken into account. If the tie persists, the mountain will remain nameless for all eternity, forever cursed by the evilness of make-believe bureaucracy.  

So... Let's name some mountains!



01.04.2015 00:18:09
HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
01.04.2015 02:19:16
HeavenLeighBimbo

Dee'M,
WOW. You are certainly Mayoral material.
  That was some of the best politicking I've seen in a very long time.
Filibustered, with the power of winds blown across hear-to-with nameless Peaks of Grandeur.

While my forefathers struggled with just how to spread Paleolithic DNA in the ravages of damp caves. smeared with hand prints covered in ash and messy vegetable matter, your society grew more wise with the early cuneiform clay tablets.  From out of the mountains a wisdom was bourn to mutually benefit the entire species with breeding and the social constructs of modern life, as we know it.

I will stand as a witness to Bimboland's dear history as your state creates history.  It is an honor to see such creative reason, and skill in a heart moving speech, and cause to ;
 Name the mountains.


01.04.2015 02:19:16
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