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Reasonopians, UNITE!

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28.03.2015
Domenika Maltese
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Reasonopia
28.03.2015 02:32:14
Domenika Maltese

Reasonopia is the most breath-taking and objectively best state in the Bimbolands, so I'm opening this thread for us beautiful, intelligent, talented, elegant, well-read and well-mannered reasonopians to discuss all things Reasonopia. Gather around and let your voice be heard: Why did you choose this state to live in and what does this place mean to you? How to make it even BETTER, as if it wasn't impossible?

Other citizens from our humanist republic who weren't blessed with the wisdom to choose Reasonopia as their home are also welcome to express their awe and jealousy, as well as describe how the other states are scientifically proven to be less magnificent than ours.

Reasonopians, UNITE!

28.03.2015 02:32:14
Tiffany Macduff
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Reasonopia
28.03.2015 03:47:32
Tiffany Macduff

Reasonopia is objectively the best place one can live in. The cool air is only one aspect of all the things that make Reasonopia so great.
It's a well established fact, that a great society shall arise wherever the environment is blessed with the coolness that makes us act warmly towards each other; the coolness that ties us together and refreshes the body, the mind and the soul, except the soul doesn't exist.

The high mountains on this special land are a natural, enduring testimony of its greatness, and an omen to what awaits this place and its blessed citizens in the future. To be honest, I think that Reasonopia should be the capital of the humanist republic of Bimbolands, because no matter how you look at it, Reasonopia stands out above all other regions.


28.03.2015 03:47:32
Batata Cake
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Reasonopia
28.03.2015 03:59:16
Batata Cake

Oh well. as a reasonopian myself I couldn't help but get excited about this initiative, since it's pretty rare for someone to show pride and find real strength in being part of something greater. I really do love Reasonopia and so I made this so that maybe we could have a flag to represent ourselves and to rally in times of need. I believe a flag as a symbol's really important, since it represents in a simple statement everything that we are, were and aspire to be. Here it is:

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The color used's our trademarked white and blue, with our great mountains in the back and our pet-symbol on the front. The star's something I added 'cause I like stars so much. They add this flavor of inspiration and mystery that's the essence of everything Reasonopia.

Ever since we humans lived in caves we looked up to the stars and wonder or just stood there, appreciating their beauty. Stars are symbols of hope and, really, they are the light that shines through our doubts, fears and insecurities. They are magnificent furnaces of nuclear marvel and isn't it just astonishing to know they were there in our sky long before we and our parents and grandparents and even Bimbolands and the Earth itself were around to witness their brilliance? And that they'll be there long after the human race's extinguished from this cosmos? Stars link everything together, our traditions, our science, our feelings, our rationale and much, much more.

So, what do you guys think?

28.03.2015 03:59:16
Domenika Maltese
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Reasonopia
28.03.2015 05:03:37
Domenika Maltese

These replies brought tears to my eyes, my fellow reasonopians. So much kindredness and creativity emanating from and to our beloved state!

Tiffany, you are a wordsmith. Such colorful description of Reasonopia can only be brought forth by someone with a kindhearted demeanor, a very reasonopian trait which you embody perfectly. That was simply beautiful, and made me fall in love all over again with Reasonopia! Very well done, your poetic speech must be recognized as produced by the mind of a lady and a scholar, truer words had never been said before this day! Maybe you are the one to represent us in the senate some day, or even run for Prime Bimbo and make our dream of seeing Reasonopia rising to be the capital of our humanist republic a reality? Fingers crossed, even though we know such superstitious beliefs are stupid!

Now I turn my attention to you, Batata. Your design is enrapturing, and captures the essence of our state in all its overpoweringly glorious virtues and insignificant flaws that are so little they may as well not even be mentioned - that if they really exist at all, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. The shades precisely represent the benevolence of our citizens, our fondness for peace and thirst for intellectual pursuits. The wise eyes of the stag are able to penetrate my mundane and soulless biochemical being, and the mountains set the perfect metaphor of our hopes for humanity and our children. It's gorgeous, and as a proud reasonopian, I personally approve of it.

As for me, I love Reasonopia because our bavarian-style homes are so neat.

28.03.2015 05:03:37
Ladyhawke
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Secville
28.03.2015 10:18:35
Ladyhawke

im kinda mad about the fact that only Atheista i connected to Bimbo City with a bridge. it's like they're secretly trying to tell us it's the best state (and the best way) to choose from.

28.03.2015 10:18:35
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Batata Cake
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Reasonopia
28.03.2015 16:40:51
Batata Cake

That's so right, Ladyhawke! It bugs me to no end too! I mean, it's not like we reasonopians couldn't make something that those hillbilly farmers can, specially when it's a creative and artistic endeavor like a bridge. It's clearly something that needs fixing and I think we should try and convince our Senators to do something about it as soon as humanly possible.

28.03.2015 16:40:51
Ladyhawke
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Secville
28.03.2015 19:23:43
Ladyhawke

you're right! :D it's a fantastic idea! we SHOULD do something about that! i mean... we're a democracy, right? if more bimbos know about this and take a stand, the senators are obligated to listen!

28.03.2015 19:23:43
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HeavenLeighBimbo
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Freethinkerland
29.03.2015 01:05:05
HeavenLeighBimbo

I have placed an initiative in response to your desire for a new bridge to be built before the Prime Minister. http://www.bimbolands.com/senate/topic/69?page=1

I am in support of your cause, and would like to congratulate your community for being the first to gather together, as a state with pride.  I look forward to more official state visits with the grand people of Reasonopia. 
Under your new flag, I stand in awe, at the beauty of your creativity in thought and reason.


29.03.2015 01:05:05
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Space Baby
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Secville
29.03.2015 02:17:22
Space Baby

Batata Cake wrote:
That's so right, Ladyhawke! It bugs me to no end too! I mean, it's not like we reasonopians couldn't make something that those hillbilly farmers can, specially when it's a creative and artistic endeavor like a bridge. It's clearly something that needs fixing and I think we should try and convince our Senators to do something about it as soon as humanly possible.
Harsh dig, man :(

29.03.2015 02:17:22
faker
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Posts: 4
Reasonopia
29.03.2015 07:16:25
faker

really ? reasonopia is the best ?

29.03.2015 07:16:25

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