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14.07.2019
Alexstrasza
Level 200
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 6641010
Reputation: 209011
Posts: 4825
Agnostica
17.07.2019 01:32:44
Alexstrasza

Ex Machina wrote:
As an android robot, this really grinds my titanium gears...can't do nothing!




17.07.2019 01:32:44
Such misplaced zeal... Their eyes remain closed to the true path. Not like you... my devoted Chosen...
AlisiaKsieznisia
Level 27
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 15335
Reputation: 10560
Posts: 92
Freethinkerland
17.07.2019 14:46:54
AlisiaKsieznisia

Ex Machina wrote:
As an android robot, this really grinds my titanium gears...can't do nothing!


I love it xD

17.07.2019 14:46:54
AlienPrinceFromVenus
Level 46
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 74495
Reputation: 33929
Posts: 715
Reasonopia
02.04.2020 06:54:00
AlienPrinceFromVenus

I deliberately looked for this thread because you know what grinds my gears?

What grinds my gears is that I wasted my time being a friend with a man for years to whom I was basically his pixie dream girl. Except I'm a nonbinary lesbian, I made that very clear from the beginning, and when he confessed his feelings to me I asked him does he think he can still be friends with me. Obviously we continued being friends. Except this guy kept saying annoying shit like "I wish you weren't gay" and "I'm so attracted to you", complimenting my body which is a huge fucking pet peeve to me, especially when the flesh blobs on my chest that I'm mildly dysphoric about are in question, and I always politely dodged these comments and on a few occasions straight up told him to please stop because clearly this makes me uncomfortable. I frequently re-visited the topic of can we be friends and it took me way too long to give up. At the end of it I felt like all I was to this guy was a piece of meat that he could have interesting discussions with.

I can't stand a person who keeps treading on someone else's boundaries after being explicitly told what those boundaries are. I can't stand a person who can't be a fucking adult about his own feelings and needs me to be the one to manage all the emotional work that goes into dealing with a situation like this. I feel like if he really appreciated me as a person and a friend he would have put some fucking effort into getting over his feelings. I know feelings don't exactly do what you tell them to do, which is why I frequently asked does he think he can continue this friendship without his feelings affecting it. Considering all the leering he did his yes translated to a no. Asdsfghköl.

I started ignoring him almost a year ago, and today he sent a message to me which I have not read. Just like I haven't read the other two. I don't want to block him. I feel too guilty to. I just hope eventually he shuts his trap if I keep ignoring him. Is this mean of me? Yeah, sure. But I don't owe this guy anything. He had years, he did shit with them, not my problem.

(sorry I ended up cussing so much... I just wanted to rant.)

02.04.2020 06:54:00
They/Them 
horridbabe
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6918
Reputation: 5148
Posts: 20
Freethinkerland
27.04.2020 00:24:39
horridbabe

what grinds my gears is my ex acting all high and mighty when they were the one who manipulated me and blocked me when they couldn't anymore like I should've been the one to block them, they lie to everyone about what actually happened in our relationship and yea when we started dating we were both very immature but they didn't have enough human decency to actually own up to what happened. they love to play the victim and act like they were hurt so badly but i was just so done with their games that they couldn't handle not having someone to use, its very pathetic of them.

27.04.2020 00:24:39
She/they

peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2040536
Reputation: 220333
Posts: 2490
Atheista
28.04.2020 03:57:09
peeslurper69

^i think you should beat their ass <3

28.04.2020 03:57:09
your reluctant optimist 
Keni
Level 20
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 6428
Reputation: 4226
Posts: 185
Reasonopia
28.04.2020 08:13:27
Keni

What really grinds my gears is that I have an infected thumb nail and the nail is falling off completely just a flesh stick left but i cant even go to the doctor because of this whole quarantine thing. its hurts so poo poo caca bad and who knows how long itll take to grow back? who knows how long itll be till i get to a nail salon. hopefully itll be uphill from now on that ive been putting antibiotic cream on it and stuff.

28.04.2020 08:13:27

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