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Euphemia!
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11126
Reputation: 8312
Posts: 462
Reasonopia
05.10.2017 20:31:32
Euphemia!

-_-

Miss HLB as Prime bimbo already.

Can't wait for the next election

05.10.2017 20:31:32
Cool, Calm, Collected
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695423
Reputation: 258675
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
05.10.2017 22:07:10
HeavenLeighBimbo

Melkanea
Melkanea  Said [quote] 
Congrats Prime Bimbo Aesthetic! 

You will go into BimboLands history as the Bimbo who knocked down HLB!
The Female Prime Brutality and her GlobbFish, upholding a never ending rain of terror at whiplash length, forcing hundreds of innocent Bimbos into suicide!

I need to write tabloid headlines, i want to be responsible for the War of Worlds nr 2. Serious for a sec.

We will all miss you as our Prime, HLB!  as you said the silent Bimbos had their stability, you managed to keep BL together during a crisis. You set the standard on how future Primes will be demanded to be. I can see the discussion: [No we cant solve it like that... ...HLB would have...]  [/endquote]

      Such heart warming, 'insanity' in perfect clarity of truth is the hallmark of a Bimbo.

          The collaboration of writing style might even be banned on 4 continent's.
     [continuation of 
War of Worlds nr 2 ]

Capt. Phalli U.S. said," If the infectious nature of the mental Power's of the Prime Bimbo is not Identified, the only cure is the secretion's of the mammary gland's of the prehistoric mammalian Globbie Fish, only found in the Founder's Inn and Pub working as a 'bar-keep'. "
" Secure a sample mixed with Whisky and make sure it is 20 year's old.
              Forward it to Area 51 C/O the Illuminati, forth-with.  "

The Queen of Mars by Dracowhip
  Post dedicated to Mel with Whiplash ,   Haha

05.10.2017 22:07:10
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kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133827
Reputation: 38053
Posts: 3332
Atheista
05.10.2017 23:19:26
kITTYStARZ921986

Euphemia! wrote:
-_-

Miss HLB as Prime bimbo already.

Can't wait for the next election
seriously...and not just coz she's my wife


why the fuck isn't there a message from new prime bimbo whats her face yet?

05.10.2017 23:19:26
Euphemia!
Level 24
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 11126
Reputation: 8312
Posts: 462
Reasonopia
07.10.2017 10:51:03
Euphemia!

kITTYStARZ921986 wrote:
Euphemia! wrote:
-_-

Miss HLB as Prime bimbo already.

Can't wait for the next election
seriously...and not just coz she's my wife


why the fuck isn't there a message from new prime bimbo whats her face yet?
Exactly!

I fear we may  have a Prime Bimbo who doesn't care about Bimboland. I haven't even seen this person in the forums or fights before.

Such a shame but I guess that's democracy...

07.10.2017 10:51:03
Cool, Calm, Collected
Immortality, darling
Level 213
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 7665607
Reputation: 84323
Posts: 894
Secville
07.10.2017 15:07:52
Immortality, darling

still no sign of the new prime bimbo - oh this will surely be some lovely months. love giving non active people my money. <3

(i would understand if it was in 2015 when the game was new.... but it's been two years and we've had an active prime bimbo for a long ass time. maybe there should be more requirements - like actually being an active member/state senator).

07.10.2017 15:07:52
Mindy
Level 104
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 880424
Reputation: 129361
Posts: 1502
Agnostica
07.10.2017 16:20:29
Mindy

Immortality, darling wrote:
still no sign of the new prime bimbo - oh this will surely be some lovely months. love giving non active people my money. <3

(i would understand if it was in 2015 when the game was new.... but it's been two years and we've had an active prime bimbo for a long ass time. maybe there should be more requirements - like actually being an active member/state senator).
You pay?  You should have ran.


07.10.2017 16:20:29
Make your parents proud, your enemies jealous, and yourself happy.  The only thing that can prevent you is you! 

Hugz to my BL: stalker...you know who you are.  Lil creepy, but thanks for the pedestal. 
Cremoso
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2443
Reputation: 2462
Posts: 166
Agnostica
08.10.2017 23:49:28
Cremoso

Aesthetic, we want to meet you!

08.10.2017 23:49:28
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116694
Reputation: 38150
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
09.10.2017 16:46:29
vivi bambi

don't be so hasty!
i believe that she went into her beauty room after knowing to be elected as HLB... i mean as prime bimbo to choose the matching lipstick color.
and there she stands up to now, because this is a serious important choice:
"pink. pink is the right color... or do i look to slutty with this bright pink? perhaps a rose tone, but then i can take a light red as well. or should i show to make things different? then black would be it. or a dark red. or dark purple. this would be majestic. but what to wear with dark purple. no. no. what about nude. but nude is not shining enough. i have to represent the prime bimbo. o, i don't know, let's start again, what was the first color i had in mind..? remember, remember, it was... i don't remember. ok, a good time to start again. what will be the right color? is right color correct or should it be alt right color? is there a alt right color? i think this would be red, like blood, but bloody red is to direct, so what tone of red..."
:



09.10.2017 16:46:29
Moyara
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4350
Reputation: 3851
Posts: 138
Agnostica
10.10.2017 00:13:09
Moyara

Vivi, the real problem is, that with the current glitches going on, she's not even able to change her lipstick colour! Maybe that's the true problem... :(

10.10.2017 00:13:09

Melkanea
Level 31
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 22541
Reputation: 13108
Posts: 287
Reasonopia
12.10.2017 04:35:24
Melkanea

HeavenLeighBimbo wrote:
You did not just dig up. my favorite aliens queen. How can a cartoon with no mouth be so Bimbo Hot.
              Forward it to Area 51 C/O the Illuminati, forth-with.  "

The Queen of Mars by Dracowhip
  Post dedicated to Mel with Whiplash ,   Haha
You should see the orwelian half truth i wipped up in a shot of frenzy. Cant post the link for reasons. Ill just share you the link. u decide.

12.10.2017 04:35:24

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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