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meatbomb
Level 49
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 90648
Reputation: 31444
Posts: 756
Atheista
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224194
Reputation: 312804
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
16.08.2020 22:56:56
CinnamonSugar

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/97/d5/21/97d521350231f6f7e7124dc3812bbd84--turquoise-color-bat-mitzvah.jpg

16.08.2020 22:56:56
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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ringtrix
Level 15
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2669
Reputation: 2287
Posts: 169
Reasonopia
06.07.2021 23:49:24
ringtrix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5oI8dr_0Gg

06.07.2021 23:49:24
CinnamonSugar
Level 160
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 3224194
Reputation: 312804
Posts: 6732
Freethinkerland
11.07.2021 19:44:04
CinnamonSugar

I woke up this morning with a pounding headache. I entered the bathroom and saw the weirdest thing in my bathtub. A strange man, seemingly unconscious. Still a bit groggy, I didn't think much of it. I washed my face while trying to recollect memories of last night. Then I heard a noise. It was the sound of the burglar alarm! Almost instinctively I grabbed the nearest thing to defend myself. I held the toilet plunger tightly while I peeked outside the bathroom door, with sweat pouring down each and every one of my pores. Sufficiently armed I tiptoed my way around the house searching for the intruder, ready to deliver toilet plunger justice. I was still drunk and couldn't really see what was in the dark hallway. Eventually I stumbled upon the kitchen, and that is where I first saw the llama.She was a big stuffed animal but I didn't own anything like that. I stepped forward carefully and poked the llama. I hit it a few times with my toilet plunger and guess what? It spit on me!I let a yelp out of despair and run frantically up the stairs. The llama chased after me, yelling the most obscure obscenities. The man, who had apparently regained consciousness, came out of the bathroom and met me halfway, choking out "Don't tell me you woke the beast?" I left explaining myself for more peaceful times and ran behind the man, effectively turning him into a shield. The mysterious man, who had been wearing a long dark robe, lifted his hood and transformed his slender fingers into intricate shapes, reciting a strange spell. "Mama Mia Diarrhea, Mama Mia Diarrhea." To my surprise, the llama stopped approaching me and started having a large bowel movement on my floor. I tried cleanng it up, but he ate it before i had the time. I was horrified, as you can imagine, with such disgusting thing. I aimed the toiler plunger towards the strange man and demanded an explanation. "Oh my sweet Plumber", the man knelt before me, a strange and familiar gleam in his eyes made me feel nostalgic somehow, "I'm no one, but Mario, your prince... Don't you remember me, my lovely peachy?"

11.07.2021 19:44:04
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.” ~Stephen Fry
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Sun Yoko
Level 18
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 4675
Reputation: 3235
Posts: 9
Freethinkerland
11.07.2021 20:45:57
Sun Yoko

Busca en la ley de contrato de trabajo el art. 21 y los artículos donde hace referencia a las obligaciones y derechos de las partes.

Investiga sobre situaciones laborales donde haya incumplimiento o cumplimiento de las obligaciones de los empleadores para los empleados. Escribe un informe donde expliques los que averiguaste y que principios son cumplidos o no.

Elabora un juego con los conceptos leídos. Puedes utilizar esta aplicación, Genially, en ganmificación encontraran juegos para realizar.

 

 



11.07.2021 20:45:57
MaryAnn77
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 145137
Reputation: 66139
Posts: 5633
Agnostica
12.07.2021 10:36:49
MaryAnn77

Making an axios call inside my express controller, how do I return the status

12.07.2021 10:36:49
My Forum debates: I'm a BLONDE wearing a DRESS, drinking COFFEE 
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AnnaMorphosis
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 56112
Reputation: 33434
Posts: 1700
Secville
12.07.2021 18:02:47
AnnaMorphosis

https://open.spotify.com/track/5hVepr5CHiTGtJY5bP4i5n?si=37c8dec1429041d8

12.07.2021 18:02:47
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MaryAnn77
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 145137
Reputation: 66139
Posts: 5633
Agnostica
13.07.2021 09:06:06
MaryAnn77

A bath bomb in the shape of an ice cream yellow Summer concept

13.07.2021 09:06:06
My Forum debates: I'm a BLONDE wearing a DRESS, drinking COFFEE 
Reputation is happier when you rate  on previous forum posts... ☺ 
 

11Venus
Level 15
Status: Legal Alien
Sex Appeal: 2382
Reputation: 1752
Posts: 14
Secville
14.07.2021 19:56:38
11Venus

https://bimbo.land/bimbo/11venus/164971

14.07.2021 19:56:38
MaryAnn77
Level 57
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 145137
Reputation: 66139
Posts: 5633
Agnostica
14.07.2021 19:57:57
MaryAnn77

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14.07.2021 19:57:57
My Forum debates: I'm a BLONDE wearing a DRESS, drinking COFFEE 
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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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