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martusia17
Level 154
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Posts: 3552
Atheista
14.01.2019 09:40:01
martusia17

Jedynie wino mnie relaksuje :-) 
anio0sia
wrote:
martusia17 wrote:
Jeju, wy Ania i Tworek prasujecie!? Żelazko rzadko mam w rękach, trzeba mieć taką wagę, żeby się na ciałku prostowalo haha 
Uwielbiam prasować :D to mnie relaksuje! A dodatkowo mam alergika-atopika w domu, więc ubranka Młodej zawsze ogarniam z należytą troską, haha ;)


14.01.2019 09:40:01
anio0sia
Level 122
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Posts: 5378
Freethinkerland
14.01.2019 18:19:33
anio0sia

Wino kiedyś wręcz uwielbiałam :) ale teraz nic mi nie da tego co ma do zaoferowania wódka. Hihi

14.01.2019 18:19:33
martusia17
Level 154
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2872131
Reputation: 150553
Posts: 3552
Atheista
14.01.2019 18:28:57
martusia17

O nie nie, wódka nie jest dla mnie, ostatnio namiętnie męczę somersby arbuzowe. 

anio0sia
wrote:
Wino kiedyś wręcz uwielbiałam :) ale teraz nic mi nie da tego co ma do zaoferowania wódka. Hihi


14.01.2019 18:28:57
Tworek
Level 86
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Posts: 1431
Secville
14.01.2019 18:49:02
Tworek

A ja lubie i wino i shandy i grzane piwo. Wódki nienawidzę. Chociaż raz piłam taks, ktora smakowała jak sok gumisiowy

14.01.2019 18:49:02
martusia17
Level 154
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2872131
Reputation: 150553
Posts: 3552
Atheista
14.01.2019 18:59:04
martusia17

A jak smakuje sok gumisiowy? :-) 
Tworek
wrote:
A ja lubie i wino i shandy i grzane piwo. Wódki nienawidzę. Chociaż raz piłam taks, ktora smakowała jak sok gumisiowy


14.01.2019 18:59:04
Tworek
Level 86
Status: Citizen
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Posts: 1431
Secville
14.01.2019 19:10:17
Tworek

martusia17 wrote:
A jak smakuje sok gumisiowy? :-) 

Ciężko powiedzieć. Gdybyś spróbowała tej wódki też byś tak powiedziała :)




14.01.2019 19:10:17
martusia17
Level 154
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Posts: 3552
Atheista
14.01.2019 19:16:46
martusia17

Skusilabym się spróbować gdybym nie palala do niej takim obrzydzeniem :-) 

14.01.2019 19:16:46
Tworek
Level 86
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 497222
Reputation: 123323
Posts: 1431
Secville
14.01.2019 19:27:41
Tworek

martusia17 wrote:
Skusilabym się spróbować gdybym nie palala do niej takim obrzydzeniem :-) 
Szczerze to piłam ją 10 lat temu. Byłam o 10 lat młodsza, nie miałam zobowiązań, a już tym bardziej dzieci. No i tego wieczoru towarzystwo było super. Dzisiaj nawet jak znam super ludzi, to już nie to samo co wtedy. 

14.01.2019 19:27:41
Iulja
Level 122
Status: Senator
Sex Appeal: 1435558
Reputation: 205800
Posts: 2934
Reasonopia
14.01.2019 19:43:27
Iulja

Tylko czysta.

Byłam kiedyś na jakiejś konferencji w Toruniu i tam koledzy studenci poczęstowali nas sokiem z gumijagód. Dokładnej receptury nie pamiętam, ale były to wymieszane w wielkiej plastikowej misce spirytus, amarena, pepsi. Piło się z chochli. Nawet dobre. 

14.01.2019 19:43:27

AnastazjaNadia
Level 260
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 17132548
Reputation: 598360
Posts: 23907
Reasonopia
15.01.2019 18:16:35
AnastazjaNadia

Mnie sam zapach wódki odrzuca 

15.01.2019 18:16:35

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What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
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When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
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Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

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Jan 1st ­ New years day
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What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
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