NikkiBimbo wrote: Hello Bimbos,
I wanted to share my story with you all- I'm sure many of you will have your own similar tales and I'd love to hear them all... but back to me.
Many years ago I lived in Sweden. A beautiful land with beautiful people, and yet my looks still outshone even the hottest of them. I was the singer in a small town punk band with a bad attitude. We were the best but nobody took my talent seriously. They didn't believe that someone like me could be one of them- I was too blonde, too beautiful, too much of a bimbo for them.
So I decided I didn't need them. I left for America, the land of dreams, thinking that there I would be free to live my Bimbo life with all the rich, famous and surgically enhanced in LA. But I soon discovered that I was too sexy even for them and was outcast once more by jealous and lustful eyes.
Until...one night, at a bar I had been using to pick up guys (all of who bored me after one dissatisfying night) I saw a vision of pure bimboliscious beauty: Miss Bimbo.
We became friends and partners in crime immediately and knew we had to escape our oppressive environment. We made plans and together we set sail across many oceans eventually finding ourselves on this beautiful land we live on today. As word got out we were joined by more and more Bimbos looking for a place to feel free and unjudged for having amazing bodies and to finally meet people worth their time.
I will always be indebted to Miss Bimbo for saving me from the boredom of a life amongst the flat chested and boring.
And here I am now, living life on Bimbo land with my fellow sexy Bimbos!
xoxo
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randomname
- 72 points What is Bimbo land ?
The Internet republic of Bimbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Bimbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent bimbos.
What is the national flag of Bimbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Bimbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Bimbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Bimbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Bimbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Bimbo land
What is a bimbo citizen?
A ‘bimbo’ or ‘bimbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Bimbolands
community.
How can I become a bimbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of bimbolands you must first pass the Bimbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a bimbo citizen.
What is a bimbo senator?
A bimbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Bimbo.
Who is the Prime Bimbo?
The Prime Bimbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Bimbo
land.
Where does the Prime Bimbo live?
The Prime Bimbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Bimbo. How do I do
that?
Any bimbo citizen can become Prime Bimbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Bimbo. All bimbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Bimbo they must first become a bimbo senator. All bimbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Bimbo.
Can I become Prime Bimbo more than once?
Yes a bimbo can hold the position of Prime Bimbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Bimbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Bimbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Bimbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Bimbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Bimbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the bimbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by bimbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the bimbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Bimbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a bimbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a bimbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Bimbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Bimbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Bimbo land?
The Bimbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Bimbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Bimbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
