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NikkiBimbo- My Story

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16.10.2016 23:31:34


16.10.2016 23:31:34
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10.11.2016 02:35:35


10.11.2016 02:35:35
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17.11.2016 21:32:59
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NikkiBimbo wrote:
Hello Bimbos,
I wanted to share my story with you all- I'm sure many of you will have your own similar tales and I'd love to hear them all... but back to me.
Many years ago I lived in Sweden. A beautiful land with beautiful people, and yet my looks still outshone even the hottest of them. I was the singer in a small town punk band with a bad attitude. We were the best but nobody took my talent seriously. They didn't believe that someone like me could be one of them- I was too blonde, too beautiful, too much of a bimbo for them. 
So I decided I didn't need them. I left for America, the land of dreams, thinking that there I would be free to live my Bimbo life with all the rich, famous and surgically enhanced in LA. But I soon discovered that I was too sexy even for them and was outcast once more by jealous and lustful eyes. night, at a bar I had been using to pick up guys (all of who bored me after one dissatisfying night) I saw a vision of pure bimboliscious beauty: Miss Bimbo. 
We became friends and partners in crime immediately and knew we had to escape our oppressive environment. We made plans and together we set sail across many oceans eventually finding ourselves on this beautiful land we live on today. As word got out we were joined by more and more Bimbos looking for a place to feel free and unjudged for having amazing bodies and to finally meet people worth their time.
I will always be indebted to Miss Bimbo for saving me from the boredom of a life amongst the flat chested and boring.
And here I am now, living life on Bimbo land with my fellow sexy Bimbos! 

17.11.2016 21:32:59
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27.04.2017 21:45:08

Hello Nikki. I just loved your story. Thank you for sharing. Your gorgeous sweetie.

27.04.2017 21:45:08
Amber Sissy Slut
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Posts: 1871
24.08.2017 16:27:16

:0 :0

24.08.2017 16:27:16
I absolutely love this place and you guys. You all make me feel like i really belong ❤️
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22.05.2018 18:36:34

That story was amazing. <3

22.05.2018 18:36:34

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Posts: 341
06.06.2018 18:32:15

How intriguing! How did you get "out of the box" on your job? Can I create a job for myself too? This site needs a resident mystic! ME!!! I am oracle.

06.06.2018 18:32:15

Marisol Corazon
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04.07.2019 20:16:41
Marisol Corazon

Yay Nikki!

04.07.2019 20:16:41
People outnumber bears in this world. Farmed salmon are poisonous. Fewer people would be a good thing.

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