Hayden Lin wrote:
We're talking about a party but when it's going to happen? I think I'm lost in conversation
We're talking about a party but when it's going to happen? I think I'm lost in conversation
Her name is also Diana, she's Diana-Freyja and I'm Diana-Frigga. But i like to be called Countess Ungoliant.
Bambeano wrote:Seems like someone I'll get along with. :D What's your sister's name?
devildiana wrote:I would love to get the bitch drunk and make a $ on her forehead with my knife, but since she's able to get a viking raid party drunk, I will ask her politely.
She's my older sister you know and also my manager and legal guardian.
Bambeano wrote:Does your lawyer want any tatts done?
devildiana wrote:Glad to have good news Lady Morëhloirë, I will go now to a wooden church to celebrate (my lawyer is coming too)
Mind if I call you Countess then?
devildiana wrote:Her name is also Diana, she's Diana-Freyja and I'm Diana-Frigga. But i like to be called Countess Ungoliant.
Bambeano wrote:Seems like someone I'll get along with. :D What's your sister's name?
devildiana wrote:I would love to get the bitch drunk and make a $ on her forehead with my knife, but since she's able to get a viking raid party drunk, I will ask her politely.
She's my older sister you know and also my manager and legal guardian.
Bambeano wrote:Does your lawyer want any tatts done?
devildiana wrote:Glad to have good news Lady Morëhloirë, I will go now to a wooden church to celebrate (my lawyer is coming too)
"Oh. Em. Gee. Gurl. I would like, never hog all the alcohol for myself, getting EVERYONE drunk is like, the entire point of having a good party~ Whoever stole it all better pay the fuck up~ If I don't have my alcohol fix by tonight I'm going to like, break stuff or something~"
Bambeano wrote:No alcohol?!! Knives?!! She was calling herself Miss Bimbo also?!! I wonder if she is a contestant? Brittany, it better of not been you, I've already heard how no one has ever seen you sober. I was looking forward to partying with everyone. I guess I'll just sharpen my knives instead and get set up for anyone who would like a tatt done.
Poison Black wrote:We will offer to you some booze but someone break in our set in the middle of the night before and stole it all, along with all of our silver forks and spoons. I heard the noise and follow it, then I saw it."Aww yeah girl! Lets make like, our own party! I mean I could totally throw a better party than whatever this reality crew can come up with~ They didn't have booze during the intro which is like, uhm, beginner mistake! I'm like, totally a party expert~"
I scream and she scream too. It was awkward in a whole new level.
Them, she introduce herself with a weird nickname. It's something like Miss Bimbo. She said that she's collecting her taxes and something about customer service, them she runaway and I play along with the whole thing 'cuz I don't know if she get a weapon.
If she didn't pick the knifes, I could catch her.
Please, people! We're moving for the next chapter and the competition allready starts in...Well good luck to the players !!
https://bimbo.land/forum/next-big-bimbo-top-race-s01e01-best-frenemies-4ever/t4073?page=1
Good luck, and don't f*ck it up! ;)
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The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.
What is its mission?
To unite the world.
Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more
intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.
What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land
founded
2007
What is the capital city of the Internet republic of
Ximbo land?
Bimbo City
How many states make up the internet republic of
Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are
Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative
capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land
What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands
community.
How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens
test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.
What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators
are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime
Ximbo.
Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo
land.
Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.
I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do
that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage
process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to
put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are
electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible
to then become the Prime Ximbo.
Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.
How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4
months for State Minister.
Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.
What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure
is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.
How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury.
The rest is wisely used for further game development.
What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink
How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land
citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.
When are the national holidays of Ximbo
land?
Jan 1st New years day
Feb 12th Darwin day
Feb 14th Lovers day
March 8th Womens day
March 21st Spring solstice
April 13th The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd National day of reason
June 21st World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st Peace one day
Dec 25th Newtons birthday
What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$
Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after
escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here
and here
