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Next Big Bimbo Top Race | FASHION CONTEST + RP

Category
The Runway
Posts
88
Created
07.05.2020
Author
Poison Black
Bambeano
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42469
Reputation: 29115
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
25.05.2020 02:49:29
Bambeano

Does your lawyer want any tatts done?

devildiana
wrote:
Glad to have good news Lady Morëhloirë, I will go now to a wooden church to celebrate (my lawyer is coming too)







25.05.2020 02:49:29

devildiana
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1347259
Reputation: 156323
Posts: 5148
Freethinkerland
25.05.2020 13:08:12
devildiana

I would love to get the bitch drunk and make a $ on her forehead with my knife, but since she's able to get a viking raid party drunk, I will ask her politely.
She's my older sister you know and also my manager and legal guardian.


Bambeano wrote:
Does your lawyer want any tatts done?

devildiana
wrote:
Glad to have good news Lady Morëhloirë, I will go now to a wooden church to celebrate (my lawyer is coming too)








25.05.2020 13:08:12
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674291
Reputation: 186736
Posts: 3551
Secville
25.05.2020 14:11:48
Namastis

Oh, why should you get drunk? Alcohol makes so bad things to your body. You should treat it better and stay more positive. For example I don't drink at all and working out is a part of my everyday routine. 

25.05.2020 14:11:48
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klaudiusia2910
Level 67
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 231376
Reputation: 49475
Posts: 270
Freethinkerland
25.05.2020 14:48:54
klaudiusia2910

Yay! I'm in! I'm so happy! And congrats to all you, guys! We need to celebrate it. Let's throw a party! We don't need alcohol to have fun ;)

25.05.2020 14:48:54
Bambeano
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42469
Reputation: 29115
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
25.05.2020 18:30:39
Bambeano

Seems like someone I'll get along with. :D What's your sister's name?

devildiana
wrote:
I would love to get the bitch drunk and make a $ on her forehead with my knife, but since she's able to get a viking raid party drunk, I will ask her politely.
She's my older sister you know and also my manager and legal guardian.


Bambeano wrote:
Does your lawyer want any tatts done?

devildiana
wrote:
Glad to have good news Lady Morëhloirë, I will go now to a wooden church to celebrate (my lawyer is coming too)









25.05.2020 18:30:39

Bambeano
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42469
Reputation: 29115
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
25.05.2020 18:32:01
Bambeano

Mia, at least I know you weren't the one who stole all of the alcohol.   My body is a temple, for alcohol, sex and tattoos. :D I get my exercise from sex.

Namastis wrote:
Oh, why should you get drunk? Alcohol makes so bad things to your body. You should treat it better and stay more positive. For example I don't drink at all and working out is a part of my everyday routine. 


25.05.2020 18:32:01

Bambeano
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42469
Reputation: 29115
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
25.05.2020 18:33:31
Bambeano

You don't need alcohol to have fun? Alcohol is fun. It's not a party unless you got the right music on, alcohol, people going crazy, and fun knife throwing competitions.
klaudiusia2910 wrote:
Yay! I'm in! I'm so happy! And congrats to all you, guys! We need to celebrate it. Let's throw a party! We don't need alcohol to have fun ;)


25.05.2020 18:33:31

devildiana
Level 119
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1347259
Reputation: 156323
Posts: 5148
Freethinkerland
25.05.2020 22:04:15
devildiana

Her name is also Diana, she's Diana-Freyja and I'm Diana-Frigga. But i like to be called Countess Ungoliant.  

Bambeano
wrote:
Seems like someone I'll get along with. :D What's your sister's name?

devildiana
wrote:
I would love to get the bitch drunk and make a $ on her forehead with my knife, but since she's able to get a viking raid party drunk, I will ask her politely.
She's my older sister you know and also my manager and legal guardian.


Bambeano wrote:
Does your lawyer want any tatts done?

devildiana
wrote:
Glad to have good news Lady Morëhloirë, I will go now to a wooden church to celebrate (my lawyer is coming too)










25.05.2020 22:04:15
PlushKlavier
Level 135
Status: Fashion Police
Sex Appeal: 1933691
Reputation: 69209
Posts: 1278
Reasonopia
26.05.2020 14:33:19
PlushKlavier

"Oh. Em. Gee. Gurl. I would like, never hog all the alcohol for myself, getting EVERYONE drunk is like, the entire point of having a good party~ Whoever stole it all better pay the fuck up~ If I don't have my alcohol fix by tonight I'm going to like, break stuff or something~"

Bambeano
wrote:
No alcohol?!!  Knives?!!  She was calling herself Miss Bimbo also?!!  I wonder if she is a contestant?  Brittany, it better of not been you, I've already heard how no one has ever seen you sober.  I was looking forward to partying with everyone. I guess I'll just sharpen my knives instead and get set up for anyone who would like a tatt done.

Poison Black
wrote:

"Aww yeah girl! Lets make like, our own party! I mean I could totally throw a better party than whatever this reality crew can come up with~ They didn't have booze during the intro which is like, uhm, beginner mistake! I'm like, totally a party expert~"
We will offer to you some booze but someone break in our set in the middle of the night before and stole it all, along with all of our silver forks and spoons. I heard the noise and follow it, then I saw it.
I scream and she scream too. It was awkward in a whole new level.
Them, she introduce herself with a weird nickname. It's something like Miss Bimbo. She said that she's collecting her taxes and something about customer service, them she runaway and I play along with the whole thing 'cuz I don't know if she get a weapon.
If she didn't pick the knifes, I could catch her.


26.05.2020 14:33:19

Hayden Lin
Level 45
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 69752
Reputation: 38121
Posts: 79
Freethinkerland
26.05.2020 14:44:23
Hayden Lin

We're talking about a party but when it's going to happen? I think I'm lost in conversation 

26.05.2020 14:44:23

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

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How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
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What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
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How often do elections take place?
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The Forum.

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Pink

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When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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