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Ximboland Clock

Next Big Bimbo Top Race | FASHION CONTEST + RP

Category
The Runway
Posts
88
Created
07.05.2020
Author
Poison Black
Bambeano
Level 38
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 42469
Reputation: 29115
Posts: 126
Freethinkerland
13.05.2020 01:40:37
Bambeano


 Bambeano
Jade here, I'm all about having fun with the right guy or girl.  Yeah, I like playing hard, it makes things more fun, I can't let on at how much I really want you.  My ideal relationship? The Joker and Harley Quinn, nothing less than that: the crazier, the better.    Love, showing off my tatts and piercings, I  mean I am a professional tattoo artist, of course I want to show off my work.  You want me to stay with strangers in one house? F*ck yeah!!  I can imagine hooking up with roomates, getting to do tatts on them, and partying with them.  Just don't get a damn "was a cheerleader in high school" b*tch as my roommate. I can not stand b*tches like that.
 

13.05.2020 01:40:37

HimboAlly69
Level 30
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 20695
Reputation: 10688
Posts: 48
Antitheocra
13.05.2020 02:58:54
HimboAlly69

HimboAlly69

Hey y'all! I'm just a small town bimbo with big city dreams! My names Jolene but no I won't steal your man... probably. I may not have the same resources or body count as some of these big city q̶u̶e̶e̶n̶s̶ girls but I think I have enough charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent to carry me through. I come from a very close community back home where I've gained a reputation for doing hair and makeup along with playing guitar on Youtube. I just knew my big break would come some day and I'm in it to win it! I'm hoping to make some great friends in this competition. :) 

13.05.2020 02:58:54

glamourGIRLLLLL
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 127672
Reputation: 65536
Posts: 2115
Antitheocra
13.05.2020 07:38:04
glamourGIRLLLLL

glamourGIRLLLLL
Well i don't think i need an introduction since i have over 3 million folowers on instagram and tiktok, but let me make it short I am GG, instagram infuencer, hyaluronic acid addict, cat lover, i live in Romania but i often travel to dubai and france just to attend fashion shows and famous parties with the other influenceres, many brands and clubs request my apearence in private events , My followers suggested my participation in this show  because they say it's the hottest show now, also here i am, get ready for insta stories and lots of pictures on my snapchat account 

13.05.2020 07:38:04
viscerae
Level 66
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 228261
Reputation: 93240
Posts: 1408
Atheista
13.05.2020 12:49:02
viscerae


"Howdyyy, bitches! I know some of you might be TINGLING with envy right now, but do us a favor and save that for when I win! 'Cause that's totally what's going to happen!!!!1 Can the producers even tell I'm overusing exclamation marks here? GOOD." 

The loud and egocentric candidate took a swill from her flask, its contents currently unknown. She then continued. 

"First of all, I'd like to thank you guys for this opportunity to talk about me", she giggled, spinning around dramatically and propping up her hat. "I'm Lindy Regina Mae, but call me Lindy. It's been 104 years since I've seen the sun but that doesn't mean I can't bask in the limelight and party like it's 1896! Umm..."

She chugged the rest of the flask contents. Wait, is that blood? She wiped away some of the viscous red liquid around her mouth.

"A gal's gotta stay hydrated. As I was sayin', I'm a ghoul beauty vlogger by day... and a netherworld tour guide by night. No, we don't do nothing shady. Can't say the same for anyone who strays from their assigned paths... Hey, there's a reason we make 'em sign contracts!!! What are you looking at? My only crime was wearing too many stripes once in Bimboland, I got a fine from the fashion police."

A few strident laughs later, she continues. 

"Why I'm here? Well that's an easy question; why wouldn't I be here? Seems like the perfect place to get free drinks and attention. I've always wanted to be on TV since they first came out, maybe now's the chance!"


13.05.2020 12:49:02
|| they/he pronouns, please ||

Poison Black
Level 64
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 202791
Reputation: 29982
Posts: 341
Secville
13.05.2020 13:42:25
Poison Black

You're gonna make it incredible hard, won't you guy's? I mean... WTF! It gonna be really, really hard to us to pick only 9 contestants if the players keep their entry's in this level! Thank you all to came and share your creativity with us! S2 S2 S2

13.05.2020 13:42:25


Surprise, b*tch! Something Wicked is coming, and I guess it's me! Who's the baddest witch in town? ;)
Namastis
Level 150
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2674291
Reputation: 186736
Posts: 3551
Secville
13.05.2020 20:30:25
Namastis

Namastis
Hi, my name is Mia and I believe you know me from my Youtube channel. What? Never heard? Well, seems like you are not one of my 250,000 followers. Big mistake. So, to explain it to you. I'm an owner of a fantastic beauty, lifestyle and DIY channel. So don't miss your chance, visit me on YT, leave a sub, follow me on my Instagram and Tik Tok.
Why am I here? Ah, sure. Well, I would love to create vlogs and instastories from my every day in the show. Won't it be awsome? So it's good for me and great for you! 
Something more about me? I love travels, makeup and hanging out with my friends. All of these you can see in my social media!

13.05.2020 20:30:25
Bimboland on Facebook and Instagram :)
Azzazielfemme
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5492
Reputation: 5394
Posts: 20
Agnostica
14.05.2020 02:19:14
Azzazielfemme



Hello there fellow contestants! ♥ My name is Yuri! What? Ahahaha no, not THAT Yuri, don't be silly.
I love literature, specifically poetry. You know, the usual, Poe, Frost, Dickinson.
My gal group of best friends suggested I put up my audition tape.
Monica was going to do it, but...she doesn't feel so good these days.
And maybe, just maybe, if I win,  Senpai will notice me.
FINALLY NOTICE ME AND MY LITTLE HEART WILL GO DOKI DOKI UwU ♥

14.05.2020 02:19:14
Maybe, don't be a cunt
TtMahJinBu
Level 23
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 9478
Reputation: 8129
Posts: 31
Freethinkerland
15.05.2020 03:32:00
TtMahJinBu

TtMahJinBu
I’m always FABULOUS !

15.05.2020 03:32:00
#LetMeAdjustMyCrown
peeslurper69
Level 137
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 2031752
Reputation: 219812
Posts: 2484
Atheista
15.05.2020 04:52:20
peeslurper69

hey there, my name's bunny. thanks for the invitation, let's get somethin' straight, i don't care about your feelings. if you annoy me, i'm not gonna pity you; i won't waste my energy pretending to be nice. if you want my respect, it's as simple as earning it by being a normal fuckin' person. i hate annoying bitches, insane freaks, and ESPECIALLY bootlickers. i'm not afraid to beat a bitch up. i'm not afraid to call someone a cunt. i'm fuck 12 'til the day i die. i may come off as bitchy, but that's only if you get on my bad side. otherwise, i love to help people out. if you need me to help jump your ex or somethin', i'll be at his doorstep in minutes. no one fucks with me and no one fucks with my friends. i'm not that good at introducing myself, i realize, but just know that i will do whatever it takes to win. 
peeslurper69

15.05.2020 04:52:20
your reluctant optimist 
misogynist
Level 106
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 940717
Reputation: 67855
Posts: 1875
Atheista
15.05.2020 06:05:49
misogynist

misogynist
hiii im ascelina i like to cause problems and fuck bitches <3 im really just here to be better than everyone and start drama 


15.05.2020 06:05:49

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Frequently Asked Questions


What is Ximbo land ?
The Internet republic of Ximbo lands is the worlds first Internet republic.

What is its mission?
To unite the world.

Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
The Internet republic of Ximbo land was created by Miss Bimbo herself and is its more intelligent successor. The old site was for junior bimbos. This site is for intelligent Ximbos.

What is the national flag of Ximbo land?
Ximbolands Flag

When was the Internet republic of Ximbo land founded
2007

What is the capital city of the Internet republic of Ximbo land?
Bimbo City

How many states make up the internet republic of Ximbo land?
There are 6 states that make up the internet republic of Ximbo lands. They are ­ Atheistia, Freethinkerland, Reasonopia, Agnostica, Secville, and Antitheocra. Bimbo City is the neutral administrative capital and is its own city zone. Boob Island is the home of the President of the Internet republic of Ximbo land

What is a Ximbo citizen?
A ‘Ximbo’ or ‘Ximbo citizen’ is a member of the internet republic of Ximbolands community.

How can I become a Ximbo citizen?
In order to become a citizen of Ximboland you must first pass the Ximbolands citizens test. It is free to become a Ximbo citizen.

What is a Ximbo senator?
A Ximbo senator is a senior member of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. Only senators are eligible to put themselves forward for election to become State Ministers and then ultimately the Prime Ximbo.

Who is the Prime Ximbo?
The Prime Ximbo is the democratically elected head of the Internet republic of Ximbo land.

Where does the Prime Ximbo live?
The Prime Ximbo lives in the Pink House for the 4 month term they are in office.

I want to become Prime Ximbo. How do I do that?
Any Ximbo citizen can become Prime Ximbo using the democratic process. Its a 3 stage process from Senator>State Minister> Prime Ximbo. All Ximbo citizens can vote in general elections but in order to put themselves forward to become Prime Ximbo they must first become a Ximbo senator. All Ximbo senators are electable as state ministers. State Minister elections take place every 4 months also. Only state ministers are eligible to then become the Prime Ximbo.

Can I become Prime Ximbo more than once?
Yes ­ a Ximbo can hold the position of Prime Ximbo for 3 terms max.

How often do elections take place?
The Internet republic of Ximbolands holds elections every 4 months for Prime Ximbo and 4 months for State Minister.

Where do important discussions take place?
The Forum.

What is the treasury/Prime Ximbos salary?
The treasury/salary is the bank account of the Internet republic of Ximbo land. This figure is transferred to the paypal account of the Prime Ximbo at the end of their 4 month term in charge.

How is the treasury calculated?
The treasury is funded by the Ximbo citizens.
A percentage of the money paid by Ximbo citizens via Paypal and SMS is transferred into the Ximbo treasury. The rest is wisely used for further game development.

What's the national colour of Ximbo land?
Pink

How old must I be in order to become a Ximbo land citizen?
Anyone over the age of 18 are welcome to become a Ximbo citizen.

When are the national holidays of Ximbo land?
Jan 1st ­ New years day
Feb 12th ­ Darwin day
Feb 14th ­ Lovers day
March 8th ­ Womens day
March 21st ­ Spring solstice
April 13th ­ The Hitchslap Day (Christopher Hitchens birthday)
May 3rd ­ National day of reason
June 21st ­ World Humanist Day
Aug 2nd ­ The Internet republic of Ximbo land national day
Sep 21st ­ Peace one day
Dec 25th ­ Newtons birthday

What is the currency of Ximbo land?
The Ximbo Dollar (B$). Currently it is pegged in value to the US$

Who is the President of Ximbo land?
Miss Bimbo is the president of Ximbo land. She founded the bimbo nation in 2007 after escaping the tyranny, bigotry and and conservatism of the old world. You can read more about her here and here

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