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~ Never have I ever ~

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Created
22.05.2016
Author
Nia
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
07.10.2017 11:09:35
Pia Margrethe

I have. It took some time to decode what you were saying, but as I understand it, I have done several things for which I have no regrets. Yet.
Never have I ever put my elbow in my ear.

07.10.2017 11:09:35
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116654
Reputation: 38110
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
07.10.2017 17:36:26
vivi bambi

never
never have i been so drunken that i made an error in repeating "i saw susie sitting in a shoe shine shop. where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.".

07.10.2017 17:36:26
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
07.10.2017 21:59:16
Pia Margrethe

Never. But I've never tried. Not certain I can do it sober. i must try next time I am. Sober, that is.

Never have I ever knowingly eaten an arachnid. 

07.10.2017 21:59:16
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116654
Reputation: 38110
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
08.10.2017 18:09:13
vivi bambi

never - i know this is one thing i will never try... knowingly.

never have i ever found a panty in my laundry basket knowing that it is not mine and not from a known person.

08.10.2017 18:09:13
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
08.10.2017 22:38:46
Pia Margrethe

Never.
Never have i visited the alternate universe where my socks disappear to from the dryer. 

08.10.2017 22:38:46
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116654
Reputation: 38110
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
09.10.2017 17:29:23
vivi bambi

never... but i would like to.
never have i ever wondered about getting a single sock beamed into my appartement to a place i would never search for it.

09.10.2017 17:29:23
Pia Margrethe
Level 71
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 280353
Reputation: 109150
Posts: 15842
Atheista
10.10.2017 10:41:09
Pia Margrethe

I have. I found a single pippi longstocking thing that I had misplaced...actually a couple of dwellings ago. It MUST have been cosmically displaced!

Never have I ever considered quantum stockings before.

10.10.2017 10:41:09
La ruta nos aportó otro paso natural.
Forudsigelse er meget vanskelig, især hvis det handler om fremtiden
(Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future) - Niels Bohr
As regards your life: why make a tragedy of a one act play? - Dan O'Neil
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116654
Reputation: 38110
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
10.10.2017 20:00:17
vivi bambi

never...
never have i ever felt like knowing an unknown bimbo from here in real life.

10.10.2017 20:00:17
nia78
Level 34
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 30125
Reputation: 11960
Posts: 255
Antitheocra
11.10.2017 20:24:07
nia78

Never. 
Never have i ever made one night stand.

11.10.2017 20:24:07
vivi bambi
Level 53
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 116654
Reputation: 38110
Posts: 1917
Reasonopia
11.10.2017 21:55:39
vivi bambi

i have... one? i'm not so good at counting. more than one, ok?
never have i ever travelled to another town to go to a party not booking a hotel room but hoping to get in contact with someone at the party to spend the night with.

11.10.2017 21:55:39

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What is Ximbo land ?
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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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