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Most bimbos are lame - Heavenleighbimbo aside

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154
Created
24.11.2016
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SweetasNuts
MonsterGaGa
Level 41
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 54996
Reputation: 23422
Posts: 295
Freethinkerland
26.01.2017 12:00:45
MonsterGaGa

OMS this is sooooo embarrassing.. I actually have no words... Some bimbo's really went to town on the comments hahahaha this is so bad. Hmmm interesting, I was very surprised that the owner actually posted this thread - great idea to get feedback directly from the players. Not sure what the point was with the post? People did say some positive things about HLB, I liked this.

xoxo


26.01.2017 12:00:45
Mellame#
sazzy
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 342
Reputation: 409
Posts: 5
Atheista
02.02.2017 19:56:51
sazzy

Seriously what has happened to this website?! It used to be fun, now it's gone all political and serious. Its a struggle to play... Who has time to be waiting hours for your bimbo to get energy, or earn points? Makes it extremely difficult to stay attracted to this site. 

02.02.2017 19:56:51
valza.ll
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 225
Reputation: 76
Posts: 7
Antitheocra
20.02.2017 08:33:35
valza.ll

speak about yourself

20.02.2017 08:33:35
valzaboss
Level 19
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 5325
Reputation: 2533
Posts: 100
Reasonopia
20.02.2017 21:37:12
valzaboss

speak for urself

20.02.2017 21:37:12
boss
mustdiet
Level 10
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 946
Reputation: 1183
Posts: 101
Secville
08.03.2017 15:19:05
mustdiet

Experiencing so much second-hand embarrassment due to this thread.

08.03.2017 15:19:05
kITTYStARZ921986
Level 55
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 133827
Reputation: 38053
Posts: 3332
Atheista
09.03.2017 18:34:01
kITTYStARZ921986

HLB.....be still my heart.

09.03.2017 18:34:01
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695433
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
09.03.2017 21:03:40
HeavenLeighBimbo

What can I say ?   
  ehh,  I have fan's.   
   Thanks Kitty

09.03.2017 21:03:40
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ashley2005
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16
Reputation: 619
Posts: 13
Agnostica
10.03.2017 04:28:28
ashley2005

Once again, I guess I can't help myself

"DID YOU FIX THE NATION?
(or even try?)
  For worst, not better. [:]  Male owners need to be 'stroked' not 'jerked'."

In my experience they like to be stroked and jerked :D
But seriously, after what appears to be months of talking about what Bimboland is going to become, and months of complaints about inaction (no new games, no new features, no significant changes or responses to suggestions) it's a shame there isn't establishment controlled media or maybe a publicity stunt to "flip the script" and manipulate the narrative...
Oh wait...
Never mind!
I'm new to Bimboland, so maybe it's not my place, but if he has actually spent "hundreds of thousands of pounds" on this, then maybe he should spend a couple thousand more and hire a game designer/coder with experience with the many successful and profitable games online today and recently.
A successful model exsists!!!
Deflecting blame is a tactic, not an argument!



10.03.2017 04:28:28
HeavenLeighBimbo
Level 129
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 1695433
Reputation: 258685
Posts: 7188
Freethinkerland
10.03.2017 05:07:09
HeavenLeighBimbo

Tactic's indeed are the cornerstone of politic's.  I play a game within a game, to a large extent.  SweetasNut's is difficult to get moving forward on a project when it meet's HIS current needs. He is actually very pleased with the way it is and my leadership. He happily ignores it at this time.  He even just told me to just directly contact the programmer for any need's I may have.  To be honest,  I really have a lot more power in this game than I actually use. Did you know that I can give away B$.  I don't simply because no player has asked me to sponsor a fashion contest.  I've never even see one even tried.  So I made My Own Contest,  I'm sure you've seen it and hand out cash and prizes there.
 I am partly to blame, because I have a real life too.  I've felt very discouraged at time's and flat out ignored the Nation too.   Some player's will still remember the Month of Anarchy I allowed to happen....   Oh Good time's or a publicity stunt for Bimbo's,   Currently I'm holding public execution's of Stupid Bimbo's.  Edgy enough, for a spectacle yet?  

  Why the Owner doesn't put money and more designer's into the project is that he hasn't seen the population utilize the platform as intended.  That's the best way I can explain the situation.   There is like this magic threshold, that must be reached before he get's excited about it.  That is the politic's, to him.  Having Senator's.  Having a functioning government, beside's Me.   Yes, it all comes down to Memberships.   The moment every State has a Senator, he will get excited, because I will have the power to Do IT.   SweetasNut's really love's me and with enough Bimbo's backing me up, I could transform this game.   All of my past report's and Idea's amount to over 200 page's, just waiting for some code writer's to get busy.   There is plan's,  just not the proper population to make a mature themed Nation unite in a common cause.
    I'm very open to suggestion's as to get people politically active. True democracy just hasn't been a course really taught in any true manner for 20 year's or more. People don't know how to be part of a nation outside of clear dividing line's of dogma. A reactionary 2 party system where To be Right, everyone else must be wrong and distroyed.  How do you teach someone the art of debate and compromise for the very first time as an adult?

One thing that I have been working with him on is changing his Google Tag's.  It's sort of hit and miss when you do this to much, but I really think it would be better to advertise Bimboland's to a more mature and educated type of Bimbo who love's Irony and with all of it's sorted political incorrectness.


10.03.2017 05:07:09
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ashley2005
Level 1
Status: Citizen
Sex Appeal: 16
Reputation: 619
Posts: 13
Agnostica
10.03.2017 05:39:55
ashley2005

...I'm very open to suggestion's as to get people politically active. "
Are you?
Awesome!
Then here is my suggestion:
You/he wants politics, then hold a referendum. Offer three choices that he is actually willing to act on in a timely fashion. E-mail all active accounts so as to leave no one out. Create a thread for a few days where the options can be debated, and voting for 2-3 days. Then actually act on the vote.
If the action requires more money than he is willing or able to provide, then have a fundraiser. Offer double $B's for "donations" during that period. See if the possibility of actual action and realistic options for "dollar voting" yield results.
 

10.03.2017 05:39:55

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Where is MissBimbo.com? Miss Bimbo was much better than this site.
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